What is the most ghetto name you have heard

I love these threads, am teaching at a low income school in New Zealand that is multiethnic and some of their names are funny. We have kids with names like
Aunshailena, Jamesha, Tyreece, LaQuan and Areoneesha and Star (Mostly Maori and Pacific Island, shame about their names but they are nice kids).

Do you have any unfortunate named people around, the funniest I could think of would be Boomshikaneheneh.

Huggiebear said:

Puck you Miss!

Not sure if this is what you had in mind, but "Jermajesty"?

Kevincosner de Jesús

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

Ace said:

Not sure if this is what you had in mind, but "Jermajesty"?

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Imago said:

Ace said:

Not sure if this is what you had in mind, but "Jermajesty"?

I believe , according to Lewis Black, that this is the name of one of Jermaine Jackson's children.

Ace said:

Huggiebear said:

the funniest I could think of would be Boomshikaneheneh.

C'mon - you playin'!

ZombieKitten said:

Huggiebear--wasn't that the name of the ghetto pimp on .TV. years ago?

Dayclear said:

Huggiebear said:

Huggiebear said:

Not the MOST ghetto but my most hated, NayNay

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It turns off and on
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It has turned off and gone


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Harlepolis said:

Not the MOST ghetto but my most hated, NayNay

How many of these threads are gonna keep popping up? Why are ya'll so fascinated with "ghetto" names?

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SCNDLS said:

How many of these threads are gonna keep popping up? Why are ya'll so fascinated with "ghetto" names?

PANDURITO said:

Kevincosner de Jesús

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Heard you get it poppin'

ZombieKitten said:

Huggiebear said:

I'm not a miss, I am Mr

It's a line from Summer Heights High

http://www.youtube.com/wa...OfPH4b6_f0

"Mo chuisle mo chroí"

All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright...

Alej said:

PANDURITO said:

Kevincosner de Jesús

you're kidding, right?

My brother named his son Dylan Benito such nastiness

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

MrsGoodnight said:

ZombieKitten said:

It's a line from Summer Heights High

http://www.youtube.com/wa...OfPH4b6_f0

I loved that series... Jonah - he's a little bastard isn't he?

Apparently some peoplenow are calling kids Barackyisha and Obamaniqua as well as Afrikaniquashiniqua, Congratulashaya, Tyroniquelaquisha, Corbreadisha, Frichickenisha, Cellularfoniquah, Cashmonae, Comptoniqua, Harlemisha, Koolaydraianiqua

Huggiebear said:

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

SCNDLS said:

How many of these threads are gonna keep popping up? Why are ya'll so fascinated with "ghetto" names?

anyone here ever changed their birth name...? I'm thinking of changing mine...but seems like a lot of work...

might change it to lisa, erin,

Hazelene

Probably not the most ghetto but the most
old fashioned.
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SCNDLS said:

How many of these threads are gonna keep popping up? Why are ya'll so fascinated with "ghetto" names?

" 'tis the season after all...peace on earth and goodwill towards total assholes... " - roodboi

yeah....a name is not really ghetto...people are just not used to it so they think it is.....

IN the spirit of the thread, which is really funny names, not ghetto names (as Jermaine Jackson is definitely not ghetto!) I nominate George, George, George, and Georgina Foreman.

A social worker once told me that she had a mother who named her kids Oranjelo and Lemonjelo, pronounced oRONjelo and leMONjelo. Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.