Need help.


I'm trying to ship a cat to Germany from the US.

It appears that I'm required to get a certificate of health (very easy to get from a certified vet), BUT it needs to be translated into German.

ANybody know if there are businesses or services that do that?


Shit's confusing.

Yes, there are translators that do this... google "translation services"...

I'd offer to help but I think they have to certify their work becasue of Vet records...

Send me a copy of the certificate and I'll translate it for you.
Unless it has to be real German and not a made-up one.

RenHoek said:

I think I found a website that will send me a dual German/English EU 998 which is the form needed.
I just need to make sure there's USDA stamp or some shit.

I hate this stupid cat.

Imago said:

Are you saying that you and don't get along??

RenHoek said:

no no.
I think I've become like one of those female strippers.
They're so turned off by cock they look for pussy.

Yeah, that's me now. That's me now.

That's me.

Imago said:

Splendid! Can't wait to read of your exploits with the ladies...

RenHoek said:

In Alabama, they're willing to do anything to please a man




anything

Imago said:

I used to translate and interpret as a part time job a couple of years ago (English,German, Turkish) but I guess you need a certified translation, right ?

Imago said:

there's a german company called TransMatic which makes little German/English translation cat hats like this one. should help fluffy get past the language barrier

I could give it a shot.....but I guess that I'm too lazy!

Imago said:

ask the vet. tell them you are shipping the cat overseas and they should be able to provide the forms or tell you how to get the correct ones. If you are near a military base the vets in that area will be familiar with the paperwork you need. keep me posted and I may be able to see if our vet has this form and I can mail it to you.