and you know what? maybe this isn't strictly relevent, but i need to throw this in all the same:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A REVOLVING DOOR NEED TO GET BACK ON THEIR BUGGY AND HIGHTAIL IT OUT OF THE CITY AND BACK TO THE FARM.

*OH*MY*GOD*

i have encountered not one, not two, but THREE situations in the past three weeks where someone has had to show someone else how a gotdamn revolving door works. and we're not talking children or "differently abled" or whatever. i'm talking about grown ass people who act like they should know how to enter a motherlovin' BUILDING!!! there's nothing wrong with these people except that they are terminally COUNTRY and need to go back home to their futhermuckin CHURNS and FIDDLES and LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

are revolving doors really so complicated? is there anyone on here who does not know how to use a revolving door to enter a building? i promise not to judge.

ItsOnlyMountains said:

yeah, but then they act like they're getting mangled by the revolving door and start freaking out like they're those phantom zone people in superman, which can be mildly amusing but then when they get out of the revolving door they wanna throw attitude at me, and i have no time for their revolving door baggage.