I would totally take her to Barton G.'s in Miami South Beach.
We'd take a liesurely stroll down Licoln Avenue and down to fith streeth in the balmy tropical air

Then I'd realize about half way there that it was too hot for words, and my shirt would be drenched in sweat.

Halfway there, her pumps would start to pinch her toes ad the leather would start rubbing against her skin causing them to be pink and raw.


Then we'd sit down together once we finally arrived at the restaurant.
She'll twirl her hair and pretend to like my jokes, giggling the entire time.
Then we'd start gossiping about orgers who would probably be terrible in bed and stuff like that.

Then the waiter would take our drink orders, and she'd order some Vintage Fru Fru mega-Fru SavingonFru drink and I would feign tiredness and order coffee cause I'd be too embarrassed to admit I don't know the first thing about wine

Then we'd have some polite conversation, giggle, laugh, nibble on overpriced but very tasty food, and trip out over how nice the public toilets in the restaurant are.

After dinner, we'd stroll through one of the famous alleys in South Beach filled with vintage buildings, shops and restaurants. Although the sun is setting, the heat would be unrelenting and my sweat would return completely drenching my shirt and turning my entire backside into "swamp ass".

Her shoes would start rubbing her feet again until finally she bleeds.

We'd arrive at the hotel exhausted, and I'd call Muse2nopharoah to give her the play-by-play events of the evening.


Oh my gawd, it would be sooooo hot

How is anybody here getting any sex? Only Imago has put any effort in to deserve such a reward. Come nightfall he is sucking on some bloody toes while the rest of you are eating Top Ramen and talking to your cat.

OMG

You found your perfect match!

danceWme....It's so strange, I'm more comfortable around U when I'm naked
Can U hear me?
I wonder if U have any mercy, don't torture me

Sorry but you lost me after "her"



Oh, and where is this Barton G's? I'm going to South Beach for Memorial Day weekend.
[Edited 5/4/09 5:36am]

Because nothing quite says Prince...



... like Lionel Richie....

damn it thready b you beat me to the punch

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[Edited 5/15/09 17:21pm]

that pic scared the mess outta me

danceWme....It's so strange, I'm more comfortable around U when I'm naked
Can U hear me?
I wonder if U have any mercy, don't torture me