Mysterioso said:

dude... we can respect "hey, i'm 19... i've yet to dine there!"
(as at 19 myself i had just had my first fuck and wouldn't get oral till 21)

just don't talk smack about it!

There ya go with those prematurely inconclusive statements, again! Okay. I think it's safe to say that.....I haven't been so lucky up to this point. But what can I say: Women are fucking insatiable! When I look at myself, and try and think in the mind of a woman through telekinetic synergy or apparition (If such even ubiquitously accepted as a mortally tangible motive), I'd figure that through this vicarious virtual reality as a metaphysical sojourner of the opposite sex that I'd chalk myself up to be quite the handsome, funny, charming, and somewhat quirky young man.

Run-on sentence # LordKnowsWhat! (I'm SO sorry. But I needed to dispense of this withheld anger and frustration that way.). But it's the verbose ramblings that apparently turn you ALL (Not just women) off and away. I still think that something is wrong with those who can't see what I see. I'm beautiful, inside and out. ARGH! Jersey, you know you're my boy! Erin, we're slowing establishing a rapport. Although, I still think you feel I'm beneath you. I refuse to believe such drivel. ACKNOWLEDGE MY ASSETS!
[Edited 3/12/09 12:21pm]

There ya go with those prematurely inconclusive statements, again! Okay. I think it's safe to say that.....I haven't been so lucky up to this point. But what can I say: Women are fucking insatiable! When I look at myself, and try and think in the mind of a woman through telekinetic synergy or apparition (If such even ubiquitously accepted as a mortally tangible motive), I'd figure that through this vicarious virtual reality as a metaphysical sojourner of the opposite sex that I'd chalk myself up to be quite the handsome, funny, charming, and somewhat quirky young man.

Run-on sentence # LordKnowsWhat! (I'm SO sorry. But I needed to dispense of this withheld anger and frustration that way.). But it's the verbose ramblings that apparently turn you ALL (Not just women) off and away. I still think that something is wrong with those who can't see what I see. I'm beautiful, inside and out. ARGH! Jersey, you know you're my boy! Erin, we're slowing establishing a rapport. Although, I still think you feel I'm beneath you. I refuse to believe such drivel. ACKNOWLEDGE MY ASSETS!
[Edited 3/12/09 12:21pm]

Mysterioso said:

you can demand praise for your self-confidence without verbally demanding it

your self-confidence should be able to speak for itself

well, you "handsome as fuck" guy

i don't think mine is particularly sweet but
men can taste different so i'm assuming women can too!



btw you upload your profile picture directly from your computer and it will work

that's for avatars not for profile pictures sorry
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Mach said:

Sweet pussy dust? Very interesting.

There ya go with those prematurely inconclusive statements, again! Okay. I think it's safe to say that.....I haven't been so lucky up to this point. But what can I say: Women are fucking insatiable! When I look at myself, and try and think in the mind of a woman through telekinetic synergy or apparition (If such even ubiquitously accepted as a mortally tangible motive), I'd figure that through this vicarious virtual reality as a metaphysical sojourner of the opposite sex that I'd chalk myself up to be quite the handsome, funny, charming, and somewhat quirky young man.

Run-on sentence # LordKnowsWhat! (I'm SO sorry. But I needed to dispense of this withheld anger and frustration that way.). But it's the verbose ramblings that apparently turn you ALL (Not just women) off and away. I still think that something is wrong with those who can't see what I see. I'm beautiful, inside and out. ARGH! Jersey, you know you're my boy! Erin, we're slowly establishing a rapport. Although, I still think you feel I'm beneath you. I refuse to believe such drivel. ACKNOWLEDGE MY ASSETS!
[Edited 3/12/09 12:24pm]

Mysterioso said:

you can demand praise for your self-confidence without verbally demanding it

your self-confidence should be able to speak for itself

I appreciate the fact that you took time to read my post. And I see why everyone feels that way. But, enough about me. I REALLY want to apologize to the dude that started this thread. I've developed a knack for hijacking other people's threads. I will work on my self-whoring predisposition/demeanor. That is all.

sammij said:

Absolutely and what usually ends up happening is the demands and anger and constant assertion that you're this or that actually has the adverse affect on people.

It just ends up making you look needy and that you're painfully lacking in self confidence.

I was 13 years old and I used to babysit for my favorite Aunt when she was going out. In the midst of her getting dressed and putting on her make up, she would always eat a can of peaches in heavy syrup. The reason she was my favorite Aunt was because I could ask her anything and she'd be up front with me.

So I asked her why did she always eat peaches before going out and she told me without blinking that..."She was going to get her pussy ate and the peaches made her pussy taste sweet!"

I was 13, so I was totally repulsed. She said when I was older I would understand. As I got older and started experiencing "life" those words never left me. One day when I had a date and I knew what was going to happen, I ate a can of peaches in heavy syrup before going out. The person I was with had done it before but there was just something VERY, VERY, VERY different about that time.

Let me just go ahead and give my testimony and say that I'm 39 years old and I buy peaches in heavy syrup by the motherfucking case!

Oh and if you don't believe me, go ahead and try it!
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There are a whole lot of things that taste better than pussy in the world.

There are a whole lot of things that taste better than pussy in the world.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

'tis true (can be substuted in a pinch tho)

I was 13 years old and I used to babysit for my favorite Aunt when she was going out. In the midst of her getting dressed and putting on her make up, she would always eat a can of peaches in heavy syrup. The reason she was my favorite Aunt was because I could ask her anything and she'd be up front with me.

So I asked her why did she always eat peaches before going out and she told me without blinking that..."She was going to get her pussy ate and the peaches made her pussy taste sweet!"

I was 13, so I was totally repulsed. She said when I was older I would understand. As I got older and started experiencing "life" those words never left me. One day when I had a date and I knew what was going to happen, I ate a can of peaches in heavy syrup before going out. The person I was with had done it before but there was just something VERY, VERY, VERY different about that time.

Let me just go ahead and give my testimony and say that I'm 39 years old and I buy peaches in heavy syrup by the motherfucking case!

Oh and if you don't believe me, go ahead and try it!
[Edited 3/12/09 12:47pm]

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Damn I just laugh so hard I choked on my tea

It has been said that certain foods do affect the taste and aroma of genital secretions! My favorite sexpert at the moment, Lou Paget has a whole list in her writings on sexuality. I can't remember what's on her yes list at the moment, but I do remember that for her nono list foods such as asparagus should be avoided at all costs

There are a whole lot of things that taste better than pussy in the world.

Ottensen said:

LOL! Aunt Ruth's biggest was Tuna!

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Lou Paget:
Foods that women swear by: pineapple, kiwi, melon and strawberries. Especially pineapple, as one AA devotee shared, I haven't had anything to drink but pineapple juice and water for years and every man I am with has said I taste like nectar. Any fruit especially melon will make either sex's secretions taste lighter.

Avoid the cruciferous vegetables broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus. It is my understanding that it is a genetic trait to be able to smell the pungent unique smell produced post consumption of asparagus. Vitamins can also impact and make you taste funky especially Bs. For some women they metabolize garlic and onion and other heavy spices as a very sour smell. However take a tip from a Hungarian woman who shared in the seminar, If you are eating spicy foods you both must eat spicy foods, that way your chemistries will blend."

And the amount of time it takes to impact is fairly short a couple of hours.

...i do have some pineapple here...

ThreadCula said:

Lou Paget is my gurrl! She can teach you to put a condom on a man without using your hands

sammij said: