Byron said:

i love u too

Byron said:

i love u too

DanceWme said:

Dancey! Byron's been two timing you! He told me I was the only one and he's telling you the same thing.

Byron said:

i love u too

FunkMistress said:

That's a pretty awesome fantasy....just sayin'....she's hot.... okay....nevermind....

pardonme4livin said:

It was the debate night. Her big ass in that black skirt, the hot patent leather heels, and her big dumb fucking head. I was filled with aggression and I wanted to make her cry.



Do I seek help now?

Anyway, what happened to my thread??

pardonme4livin said:

It was the debate night. Her big ass in that black skirt, the hot patent leather heels, and her big dumb fucking head. I was filled with aggression and I wanted to make her cry.



Do I seek help now?

Anyway, what happened to my thread??

I wouldn't fuck Sarah Palin with someone else's strapon.

Confess your sins, your secrets, your dirty awful shame. Tell The Mistress.

I'll go first.

I had a sexual fantasy about raping Sarah Palin.



Your turn.

Stymie said:

Is this a white thing?

You KNOW I'm just fuckin' with you....

i want sarah silverman to rape me.

i want a threesome with a girl and a guy, damnit.

evenstar3 said:

That shouldn't be to hard to find.

MoniGram said:

in theory, i guess...i'm just picky as hell. just please let it happen somehow

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger ...

In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Chad, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Chad ever showed up.

Confess your sins, your secrets, your dirty awful shame. Tell The Mistress.

I'll go first.

I had a sexual fantasy about raping Sarah Palin.



Your turn.

Who the fuck is Chad???

MoniGram said:

in theory, i guess...i'm just picky as hell. just please let it happen somehow

I ain't ashamed of shit.

Oh, wait, maybe a little. I was at a kickass show last night (Gogol Bordello), and the whole damned floor was a massive pit. . . this had to be what it was like to be at a Nirvana show in the early 90s, except nobody here was taking themselves seriously. Anyway, I probably enjoyed some of the violent full-body contact a liiiiittle too much. I'm covered in some pretty sexy bruises.

I ain't ashamed of shit.

Oh, wait, maybe a little. I was at a kickass show last night (Gogol Bordello), and the whole damned floor was a massive pit. . . this had to be what it was like to be at a Nirvana show in the early 90s, except nobody here was taking themselves seriously. Anyway, I probably enjoyed some of the violent full-body contact a liiiiittle too much. I'm covered in some pretty sexy bruises.

SirPsycho said:

MoniGram said:

i'm serious moni...like crazy frilly 5 year old type dresses and everything, i just wanna blow her back out

SirPsycho said:

Well for the first time ever..Moni is speechless.

tackam said:

Oooh

hot.