Confession Time!

Confess your sins, your secrets, your dirty awful shame. Tell The Mistress.

I'll go first.

I had a sexual fantasy about raping Sarah Palin.



Your turn.

finger bangin' my heart

Raped with what?

Please tell me it was with one of these:

I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers?

JerseyKRS said:

finger bangin' my heart

Slut

It's not a rape fantasy, but I would love to have my way with McCain spokesguy Tucker Bounds. If he thought he had a rough time with Campbell Brown, he'd have no idea what hit him this time.

I sometimes have full blown conversations with myself in my head.

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

JerseyKRS said:

I sometimes have full blown conversations with myself in my head.

finger bangin' my heart

I lied to the security at the Obama rally last weekend and got into the "Press" area







suckers

FunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:

I sometimes have full blown conversations with myself in my head.

Are they with yourself, or imaginary conversations with other people that you hold in your head?

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

FunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:

I sometimes have full blown conversations with myself in my head.

Are they with yourself, or imaginary conversations with other people that you hold in your head?

JustErin said:

Raped with what?

Please tell me it was with one of these:

finger bangin' my heart

Mach said:

I lied to the security at the Obama rally last weekend and got into the "Press" area







suckers

finger bangin' my heart

FunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Raped with what?

Please tell me it was with one of these:

That's hot.

But in my fantasy she was already shaved.

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

FunkMistress said:

Mach said:

I lied to the security at the Obama rally last weekend and got into the "Press" area







suckers

That scares me, but I'm glad you only had a camera and not a gun!

JerseyKRS said:

FunkMistress said:

Are they with yourself, or imaginary conversations with other people that you hold in your head?

just with myself, the other would be cr-azy!

finger bangin' my heart

Erin needs to come over here and confess to puking a bag of Doritos all over that girl's cock.

finger bangin' my heart

FunkMistress said:

I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers?

JustErin said:

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

there isn't enough space on this site for all of my sins.

I'm feeling pretty lusty toward my organic chem. professor
he's not that how but his accent makes me moist

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger ...

In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Chad, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Chad ever showed up.

Byron said:

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger ...

In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Ariel, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Ariel ever showed up.

Ariel...ani ohevet otcha...





Jess and I are gonna name our org baby DaBoogieDown....

FunkMistress said:

Confess your sins, your secrets, your dirty awful shame. Tell The Mistress.

I'll go first.

I had a sexual fantasy about raping Sarah Palin.



Your turn.

I can be anything you want me to be.....

FunkMistress said:

I can be anything you want me to be.....

hokie said:

Byron said:

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger ...

In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Ariel, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Ariel ever showed up.

I can be anything you want me to be.....

hokie said:

Byron said:

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger ...

In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Ariel, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Ariel ever showed up.

Byron said:

hokie said:

I thought we agreed I'd use the name "Chad"

Ariel...ani ohevet otcha...





Jess and I are gonna name our org baby DaBoogieDown....

hokie said:

Byron said:

I thought we agreed I'd use the name "Chad"

Oh right....




Sorry.


I still have grass under my nails.

Byron said:

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving DANCEWME oh my god i love her so ...
In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Chad, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Chad ever showed up.