I *HATE* Cats

I do. I've come to the conclusion that they're vile, selfish, stupid creatures that really serve absolutely no purpose in life.

I've been looking after my sister's cat now for almost 2 years, a stint that was only supposed to last 2 months. I originally started off with 2 cats and one passed away on me--actually that's not true. I had to put the damned thing to sleep cause she was so sick and feeble.

The current one I have has taken it upon himself to shit on my carpet, which I just had steam cleaned, every night, no matter how clean I keep his litter box. I am so goddamned pissed off at this animal. In the last 7 days, he's shit on my carpet 5 times.

I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard, and the only thing preventing me from doing it is that my sister and brother-in-law have declawed the miserable fleebag when it was young.
Who the hell likes these awful animals anyways? They're self-serving, dim witted, stupid creatures.

I hate them.


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I'm not too keen on cats either.

(... I love lolcats though )




Dogs rock!

Ur not feeding it left overs are u

This is my pussy (storm) ....and we kept her son sloth ...hes gorgeous (don't have a pic of him here)

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I'm not too keen on cats either.

(... I love lolcats though )




Dogs rock!

Ocean said:

Ur not feeding it left overs are u

This is my pussy (storm) ....and we kept her son sloth ...hes gorgeous (don't have a pic of him here)
[img](kitten was here)[/img]

Imago said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I'm not too keen on cats either.

(... I love lolcats though )




Dogs rock!

Dude, seriously. Fuck cats. Fuck them.



FUCK. CATS.


fuck 'em.

Imago said:

Ocean said:

Ur not feeding it left overs are u

This is my pussy (storm) ....and we kept her son sloth ...hes gorgeous (don't have a pic of him here)
[img](kitten was here)[/img]

She'd eat you if she could. If you were the size of, say Prince, you'd be a gonner.

Imago said:

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

I have a love/hate relation too my cat, hes an evil bastard!

yeah... fuck 'em
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I like my cat better than alot of my co-workers

I don't like them either, they crap all over my garden! little cat turds everywhere!

iceblue07 said:

I don't like them either, they crap all over my garden! little cat turds everywhere!

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

i used to love cats when i was young.

but now i don't like them as much since i got ringworms from a cat that rubbed up on my leg. not only that, i'm allergic to them as well.

Imago said:

I Pussies.

Ottensen said:

Imago said:

I do. I've come to the conclusion that they're vile, selfish, stupid creatures that really serve absolutely no purpose in life.

I've been looking after my sister's cat now for almost 2 years, a stint that was only supposed to last 2 months. I originally started off with 2 cats and one passed away on me--actually that's not true. I had to put the damned thing to sleep cause she was so sick and feeble.

The current one I have has taken it upon himself to shit on my carpet, which I just had steam cleaned, every night, no matter how clean I keep his litter box. I am so goddamned pissed off at this animal. In the last 7 days, he's shit on my carpet 5 times.

I seriously (and I am not saying this frivolously) looking for half a reason to kill it. I'm contemplating the idea of throwing the goddamned thing in the backyard, and the only thing preventing me from doing it is that my sister and brother-in-law have declawed the miserable fleebag when it was young.
Who the hell likes these awful animals anyways? They're self-serving, dim witted, stupid creatures.

I hate them.


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[Edited 9/29/08 23:53pm]

Honeybear, are you sure he's not sick?

When I used to have cats, my vet told me once that my kitty Aristotle did this to try to tell me he was having issues. Sure enough, after examination we found out he did have some bug or other and we got him on medication, put him on a sick kitty diet til he recovered, and he stopped pooping on the floor from that day on...

Dogs >>>> Cats

without cats, there would be no lolcats, only lolnothingness.

Cats are the loveliest things on the planet.
And the cutest.
And omg I love them so much sometimes I could just DIE.


Sounds like a vet visit is in order. Cats don't like to poo just anywhere. They are very tidy creatures. Sounds like something is wrong.

uPtoWnNY said:

i dont like dogs. they grovel to much

The cat is shitting on your carpet because you won't allow it's fur on your junk...

be a little more permissible and problem solved...

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Imago said:

the cat is simply telling you how much it hates you. seems the feeling is mutual
my cat hated my dad and pissed on his bed most days

eikonoklastes said: