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Thread started 09/16/08 2:42pm

butterfli25

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Lie Detector *JOKE*

Subject: A new lie detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.'

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down, and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that, the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

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Reply #1 posted 09/16/08 2:45pm

RipPoPtheregoM
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Reply #2 posted 09/16/08 3:46pm

Mach

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Reply #3 posted 09/16/08 3:50pm

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OMFG falloff
Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song wall
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Reply #4 posted 09/16/08 4:58pm

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Reply #5 posted 09/16/08 9:33pm

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excellent!! falloff


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doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #6 posted 09/16/08 9:36pm

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damn!

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Reply #7 posted 09/16/08 9:39pm

Stymie

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Reply #8 posted 09/16/08 10:25pm

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lol lol
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Reply #9 posted 09/17/08 12:52am

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Funny
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Reply #10 posted 09/17/08 12:59am

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lol
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Reply #11 posted 09/19/08 4:16am

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lol
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