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Thread started 09/09/08 10:12pm

rushing07

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BEST COMEDY WRITING IN YEARS

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What is you favorite quote?
[Edited 9/9/08 22:18pm]
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #1 posted 09/09/08 10:13pm

rushing07

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Asian Blindfold

A piece of Dental Floss.

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #2 posted 09/09/08 10:13pm

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brown apache

When a trick is bent over touching her toes and a man is pounding it, the man rotates 180 degrees so as to insert is dick in the trick's pussy and his balls in her asshole.

Last night I told my girl that the brown apache was coming in for a landing.
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #3 posted 09/09/08 10:14pm

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Ok maybe i'll just post links cuz the language may offend
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #4 posted 09/09/08 10:15pm

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mexican stinky sandwich

http://www.urbandictionar...20sandwich
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I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #5 posted 09/09/08 10:18pm

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Polish
definitions 5 and 6

http://www.urbandictionar...erm=polish
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #6 posted 09/09/08 10:36pm

kimrachell

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Reply #7 posted 09/09/08 11:14pm

Christopher

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rushing07 said:

Polish
definitions 5 and 6

http://www.urbandictionar...erm=polish

polish
298 up, 106 downlove ithate it

People originally from Poland. Most Polish immigrants come to Chicago to live. Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.
Dj Markski is a Polish dj originally from Poland.
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6. Polish
187 up, 102 downlove ithate it

1.Male with large penis; Boy,Teen & Man.

2.Large usually exceeding 8 inches.

3.Attractive Man downstairs.
"Damn pual , your penis is so polish!" -Betsy
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Reply #8 posted 09/09/08 11:16pm

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http://www.urbandictionar...ened%20was


1. What had happened was
78 up, 4 downlove ithate it

the beginnings of trying to explain the fault of a situation, or trying to get out of blame for a bad situation
Uncle Phil: How did Carlton get a hold of those speed pills?!!
Fresh Prince: Ya see, what had happened was...



2. what had happened was
49 up, 3 downlove ithate it

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.
Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"



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Reply #9 posted 09/20/08 4:52pm

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6. Ukraine
The number ONE country for bootleg CDs, DVDs, Computer Software, etc.
Anything that can be copied or pirated can be found in Ukraine for cheap prices, and usually months before official release dates.

- Hey guess what, "ICE AGE 3" is already out in Ukraine.
- WTF? "ICE AGE 2" is still in theaters here...

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Reply #10 posted 09/20/08 5:23pm

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Christopher said:

rushing07 said:

Polish
definitions 5 and 6

http://www.urbandictionar...erm=polish

polish
298 up, 106 downlove ithate it

People originally from Poland. Most Polish immigrants come to Chicago to live. Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.
Dj Markski is a Polish dj originally from Poland.
by polska zyje nam~ nikolka Feb 13, 2005 email it 0 comments



6. Polish
187 up, 102 downlove ithate it

1.Male with large penis; Boy,Teen & Man.

2.Large usually exceeding 8 inches.

3.Attractive Man downstairs.
"Damn pual , your penis is so polish!" -Betsy




I think we know who wrote those, don't we? lol
"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #11 posted 09/21/08 7:09am

Harlepolis

disbelief
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Reply #12 posted 09/21/08 7:15am

Dayclear

Not funny boy.
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