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Asian Blindfold

A piece of Dental Floss.

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.

brown apache

When a trick is bent over touching her toes and a man is pounding it, the man rotates 180 degrees so as to insert is dick in the trick's pussy and his balls in her asshole.

Last night I told my girl that the brown apache was coming in for a landing.

Ok maybe i'll just post links cuz the language may offend

mexican stinky sandwich

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Polish
definitions 5 and 6

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rushing07 said:

polish
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People originally from Poland. Most Polish immigrants come to Chicago to live. Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.
Dj Markski is a Polish dj originally from Poland.
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6. Polish
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1.Male with large penis; Boy,Teen & Man.

2.Large usually exceeding 8 inches.

3.Attractive Man downstairs.
"Damn pual , your penis is so polish!" -Betsy

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1. What had happened was
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the beginnings of trying to explain the fault of a situation, or trying to get out of blame for a bad situation
Uncle Phil: How did Carlton get a hold of those speed pills?!!
Fresh Prince: Ya see, what had happened was...


2. what had happened was
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Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.
Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

Christopher said:

I think we know who wrote those, don't we?

Not funny boy.