questions for Anxiety

are you sad that Roger Ebert has left his show?

what word do you hate?


if you could have dinner with one celebrity, which one would you choose?


have you ever read count of monte cristo?...


name a city/country you'ld love to visit, but haven't yet...


is Alex Rodriguez a great baseball player who chokes?


what is the best way to keep the grout in the shower free from mold?


if you and CBorgie were at a show, and Parker Posie started hitting on him, would you stick up for him?

X's question for Anxiety:



if you could have dinner with Christopher Walken, what would you serve?

Do you know if Andy got pepper-sprayed?
I know he got tear-gassed, but I hadn't heard yet if he caught any of the pepper spray...

are you sad that Roger Ebert has left his show?

no, because really, look at the poor guy. he looks like a sad california raisin now, though i really do admire him for keeping on with his writing even though he seems to be flailing against the screen door of the great beyond. seriously, though - let him dictate his reviews to a typist and post it on a blog or something. i'll still read it. though ya know, it's never really been the same since siskel went to that big screening of "babe: pig in the city" in the sky.

what word do you hate?

off the top of my head, i hate the word "historic". why? because people always say "AN historic event" and it gets on my nerves. why wouldn't it be "A historic event"? H is not a vowel. i was never taught to say "AN" before an h-word. i refuse to say "an historic". i may be the only person on earth who says "A historic" but to hell with it. someone's got to carry the torch. anyway, i hate hearing "AN historic". hate it.

if you could have dinner with one celebrity, which one would you choose?

living or dead? living, it would of course have to be john waters since he's my guru and my gay fairy godparent. he could give me pointers on how to be a hipster past the age of 60. dead, it would either be janis joplin or little edie beale from the film "grey gardens". edie could teach me how to wrap sweater turbans on my head or janis could teach me how to pace myself with whiskey. well, she probably couldn't teach me that, but it would be fun watching her try.

have you ever read count of monte cristo?...

what kind of amish aviator ass imago book club question is this?


name a city/country you'ld love to visit, but haven't yet...

i'm embarrassingly overdue for a trip to london. i mean, i've been to reykjavik but not london? what's that about?


is Alex Rodriguez a great baseball player who chokes?

you know i can't answer this. a better question for me would be, like, "has lagerfeld gone too beige this year?"


what is the best way to keep the grout in the shower free from mold?

don't store bread in there.


if you and CBorgie were at a show, and Parker Posie started hitting on him, would you stick up for him?

no. i would point at his crotch, hold my nose and say "this is a good place for a stick-up!"

XxAxX said:

CarrieMpls said:

Anxiety said:

CarrieMpls said:

Do you know if Andy got pepper-sprayed?
I know he got tear-gassed, but I hadn't heard yet if he caught any of the pepper spray...

all i know is, when i got home from work last night the living room had been turned into a one-man independent media center, so his eyesight is in fine working order.

Anxiety said:

You know what they say about arguing on the internet… It’s a lot like running a race in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

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"Shake yer reptile, baby!"

Who was ur favorite character on Pee Wee's Playhouse?

abierman said:

Anxiety said:

what word do you hate?

off the top of my head, i hate the word "historic". why? because people always say "AN historic event" and it gets on my nerves. why wouldn't it be "A historic event"? H is not a vowel. i was never taught to say "AN" before an h-word. i refuse to say "an historic". i may be the only person on earth who says "A historic" but to hell with it. someone's got to carry the torch. anyway, i hate hearing "AN historic". hate it.

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you've been taught wrong.....'h' is in many languages silent, those languages are older than English and English was based on them! 'AN historic', 'AN hour'....it's all correct.....I only wonder about 'AN helicopter'.....
( sorry Anx, I just couldn't resist!)

DanceWme said:

Anxiety said:

DanceWme said:

Who was ur favorite character on Pee Wee's Playhouse?

PEE WEE, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BABY!
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Anxiety said:

abierman said:

you've been taught wrong.....'h' is in many languages silent, those languages are older than English and English was based on them! 'AN historic', 'AN hour'....it's all correct.....I only wonder about 'AN helicopter'.....
( sorry Anx, I just couldn't resist!)

"an hour" i'll give you, since the "h" is silent, but "historic" has a hard "h".

and i have no doubt that i was taught wrong on many levels - after all, i have an american public school education, so i probably don't even know how to pronounce my own name. though thanks for correcting me and then proving your own correction to be questionable. that was about as helpful as tits on a flea, and twice as appealing!

You know what they say about arguing on the internet… It’s a lot like running a race in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

are we going to write the novel this november?

We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color.
Maya Angelou

http://www.myspace.com/butterfli25

What's your favourite Klosterman piece?

Woody film?

Madonna song?

Warhol quote?

if you were hetero, would you bang Palin?

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

JerseyKRS said:

What's your favourite Klosterman piece?



wait, you're serious, right?

ummm, i have to be honest, it's been a while since i've acknowledged his existence, so i'd have to do a quick refresher before i could recall one of his pieces that even modestly stuck with me.



Woody film?







Madonna song?

i like 'secret' because it's laid back and trashy. i want joey heatherton or karen black to cover it. they could sing it together as a duet. runners-up are 'frozen' and 'human nature'.



Warhol quote?

gosh



gee



ummmmm




i don't know



ummmmm

butterfli25 said:

what happened to the comic book?

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

JerseyKRS said:

What is one thing that you would like accomplish in your lifetime?

[deep thoughts edit]

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

Anxiety said:

JerseyKRS said:

what happened to the comic book?

holy shit. the comic book is the novel now. same story, same characters.

"My pussy sucks. It looks like a pig. " - Mushanga

luv4u said:

JerseyKRS said:

Anxiety said:

holy shit. the comic book is the novel now. same story, same characters.

maybe some illustrations at the beginning of the chapters? Maybe? (help me out, I need pictures in my books man...)

Anxiety said:

luv4u said:

What is one thing that you would like accomplish in your lifetime?

[deep thoughts edit]

to be able to glance over at my bookshelf and see my name printed on the spine of at least one cover.

preferably as the author and not the subject.

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

Anxiety said:

butterfli25 said:

are we going to write the novel this november?

we are 43 pages into a new novel right now.

if i'm still gung-ho with the project i've been working on this summer, i might have to forego NANWRIMO this year, but at least i'll still be writing!

i'll be cheerleading you from the sidelines, though.

We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color.
Maya Angelou

http://www.myspace.com/butterfli25

luv4u said:

Anxiety said:

to be able to glance over at my bookshelf and see my name printed on the spine of at least one cover.

preferably as the author and not the subject.

Will you be sending every orger, including alters, a copy?

Have you ever owned purple shoes?

Worn cartoon knickers?

Red is the colour of domination and rebellion - ya gotta love RED..
I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.