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The Montauk Monster...Long Island's own creaturemonium Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster
Tibet has the Yeti New Jersey has the Jersey Devil Puerto Rico has the Chupacabra ...now Long Island has THE MONTAUK MONSTER! Bizarre 'Monster' Washes Up On L.I. Shore
POSTED: 7:56 am EDT July 31, 2008 NEW YORK -- Is it real or just a legend? That's what many are asking after the corpse of a bizarre-looking creature with a dinosaur beak washed up on a Long Island shore this week. A tipster told Gawker.com that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by" where the creature washed ashore, but government biologists contacted by Hamptons-based Web site Plum said after looking at the pictures that "no such creature exists," according to Gawker. While neighboring towns are abuzz with talk of the creature -- is it a sea turtle? a rodent? a dog? -- no one knows for sure. Those who claim to have seen it told Newsday they were "shocked and amazed." And if it were a real animal, one county executive said, it could make some money as an attraction. 'If this could be certified as the Suffolk version of the Loch Ness monster, we'd sell tickets and get a lot of revenue," County Executive Steve Levy told Newsday. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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You KNOW that meat will wind up on the Nautical Mile.
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I thought it was a dog with the snout half chewed off | |
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2the9s said: You KNOW that meat will wind up on the Nautical Mile.
It's a good thing I can't afford to eat at the restaurants there! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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ZombieKitten said: I thought it was a dog with the snout half chewed off
Yeah but it has what looks like flippers! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: 2the9s said: You KNOW that meat will wind up on the Nautical Mile.
It's a good thing I can't afford to eat at the restaurants there! I bought some fish at Fiore Bros. there like 3 weeks ago. (Pre-Montauk Monster, so I'm safe. ) | |
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PurpleJedi said: ZombieKitten said: I thought it was a dog with the snout half chewed off
Yeah but it has what looks like flippers! I thought at first yeah! it's a turtle with no shell, but the legs weren't flippery enough for that | |
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2the9s said: PurpleJedi said: It's a good thing I can't afford to eat at the restaurants there! I bought some fish at Fiore Bros. there like 3 weeks ago. (Pre-Montauk Monster, so I'm safe. ) or not! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: 2the9s said: I bought some fish at Fiore Bros. there like 3 weeks ago. (Pre-Montauk Monster, so I'm safe. ) or not! Shouldn't you be filing forms for FEMA in triplicate? | |
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2the9s said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: or not! Shouldn't you be filing forms for FEMA in triplicate? Please, they were present within the hour. We went to coffee, discussed how the surrounding cities were drama queens and done. I told them where to score a good cigar and they were off. . [Edited 8/2/08 23:09pm] | |
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ZombieKitten said: FEMA NOT 9'sy! | |
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ZombieKitten said: PurpleJedi said: Yeah but it has what looks like flippers! I thought at first yeah! it's a turtle with no shell, but the legs weren't flippery enough for that Plus a Turtles shell is attached to its spine. It's not like a Hermit Crab. If its a Turtle w/o a shell, it back ought to be ripped open. So, with that option out of the way. Its gotta be Madonna... | |
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ToraToraDreams said: ZombieKitten said: I thought at first yeah! it's a turtle with no shell, but the legs weren't flippery enough for that Plus a Turtles shell is attached to its spine. It's not like a Hermit Crab. If its a Turtle w/o a shell, it back ought to be ripped open. So, with that option out of the way. Its gotta be Madonna... "if we took a holiday" (at the beach) | |
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ToraToraDreams said: ZombieKitten said: I thought at first yeah! it's a turtle with no shell, but the legs weren't flippery enough for that Plus a Turtles shell is attached to its spine. It's not like a Hermit Crab. If its a Turtle w/o a shell, it back ought to be ripped open. So, with that option out of the way. Its gotta be Madonna... That's just WRONG! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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