another sucky evenstar thread

SOOO I am a bit drunk. and i'm about to go to literature class and discuss a novel in hopes i'll raise my participation grade by talking more

what was the last questionable decision you made??

What novel?

Bring your laptop I'll talk you through it.

Well, I clicked on this thread. Does that count?

fried tofu or silken tofu....

2the9s said:

Don't even start that "I'm a nice guy" crap after all these years of messing with our heads, you pampered little prissy petunia!

Imago said:

Quiet. She's drunk and I was going to feed her incorrect informaton!

2the9s said:

ishiguro's the remains of the day! soooo english. i've actually read it for a change, too.

2the9s said:

THIS IS WHY I LEFT THAT OTHER WEBSITE

Mars23 said:

yes! i start terrible threads and then bully people into posting onthem. you're one less

evenstar3 said:

Okay, raise your hand and tell the class that you admired the way Ishiguro used flower imagery to deconstruct the role of colonialism in Elizabethan Italy.

Stand by and I'll give you a page number.

farting in the toilet at work and then realising I wasn't alone !!!!

2the9s said:

i'll deconstruct your face
[Edited 5/12/08 14:04pm]

"I admired the way Anthony Hopkins...uh...I mean..."
[Edited 5/12/08 14:11pm]

evenstar3 said:

you go to class drunk ?

Mach said:

not very

evenstar3 said:

OK

evenstar3 said:

asking you if you go to class drunk

Mach said:

She's gotta start somewhere to prepare herself for showing up at work drunk.

JustErin said:

Then there is drunk marriage and child rearing

evenstar3 said:

i used to do that before i had my german oral exams.
we had to talk for like 15 minutes in german about a
lot of nonsense and we had to do it in front of the
whole classroom plus the sessions would be recorded
on tape.

so what i'd do was go to the toillet just before it
was my turn, gulp down a lemonade glass of vodka and
gargle with lysterine mouthwash



it worked though

you'll do just fine. besides, the remains of the day
is pretty straight forward. it's a beautiful book
but i think all the emotional layers are very much
transparant.

i've been to class high more times than i can count on both hands...

provided, they were of course studio courses, so my work turned out far better than i had anticipated

sammij said:

excuses, excuses

baroque said:

fried! silken sucks!

You clearly weren't drunk enough. You could post.

When I go to class drunk.

Oh god.

i think getting drunk as a way of making yourself talk in class is a really stupid idea. everyone knows you take cocaine for that.

Anxiety said:

ugh what a middle class drug. it's all about mdma for class.

FUCKFUCK PROFESSOR DON'T MOVE dDDDONt' FUCKING MOVE THERe's AS SSSS SSSS SSNAKE ON YOUR TOUPE.

I had tonsillitis once in final year, and could not participate in one of those group things where you have to decide who gets to stay in the boat that can only hold 8. I failed I could not speak up loudly enough.

Spookymuffin said:

oh. well. if we're going for gutter cred here, i'd certainly recommend a tick of hillbilly heroin or even a bottle of tussin.

Anxiety said:

sounds like cough mixture

ZombieKitten said: