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KatSkrizzle said: paintedlady said: Cooking is like breathing to me.... I LOVE to cook! All types of foods as well, come to think of it I need new cookbooks.
Oh, and KatSkrizzle, I'll trade that sweet potato cheesecake recipe for my chocolate flan recipe...I got a decent banana pudding as well. bring it on! My measurements aren't really measured but I'll try!  Me too, I measure by eye now. but I'll orgnote the recipes.... | |
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MuthaFunka said: Rhondab said: I HATE cooking. I hate anything to do with the kitchen.
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DexMSR said: Yes, the way to this man's heart is through my stomach....among other things!!  You're a wise man whose learned well I see. | |
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MsLegs said: DexMSR said: Yes, the way to this man's heart is through my stomach....among other things!! You're a wise man whose learned well I see.Feed Me Fuck Me Give me my boys night out Let me watch Basketball And I will do your bidding!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: MsLegs said: You're a wise man whose learned well I see.Feed Me Fuck Me Give me my boys night out Let me watch Basketball And I will do your bidding!  Exactly! When will some women EVER learn that shit?!?!!??!?!?!?!
Men are the easiest muthafuckas on the planet to please! We aren't difficult! And if you DO run across a difficult dude, HE HAS ISSUES - SO RUN !!
So, ladies, it's not rocket science!: Sex! Food! Sports! And in no particular order! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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sammij said: ThreadBare said: The ones who think sauté is Beyonce's little cousin.  | |
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MuthaFunka said: Exactly! When will some women EVER learn that shit?!?!!??!?!?!?! Some foolish hussies see cooking as being too domestic(Womens Lib Bullshit). They're some dumb bitches. If they can give head and eat hotdog then, they can damn well learn how to cook. [Edited 4/26/08 14:23pm] | |
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DexMSR said: MsLegs said: You're a wise man whose learned well I see.Feed Me Fuck Me Give me my boys night out Let me watch Basketball And I will do your bidding!  | |
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MuthaFunka said: And if you DO run across a difficult dude, HE HAS ISSUES - SO RUN
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Indeed. He either has a Oepdius Rex/Napoleon Complex. | |
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MuthaFunka said: Sex! Food! Sports! And in no particular order!
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MuthaFunka said: DexMSR said: Feed Me Fuck Me Give me my boys night out Let me watch Basketball And I will do your bidding! Exactly! When will some women EVER learn that shit?!?!!??!?!?!?!
Men are the easiest muthafuckas on the planet to please! We aren't difficult! And if you DO run across a difficult dude, HE HAS ISSUES - SO RUN !!
So, ladies, it's not rocket science!: Sex! Food! Sports! And in no particular order! | |
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ThreadBare said: I'm all for gender equality. I am. I promise. A woman can -- and often does -- run companies and countries, lay down basslines and railroad track, write manifestos, and repair engines as well as or better than any man.
What y'all don't seem to do anymore, though, is cook. Pardon the generalization. I'm sure some of you KILL at the stove. I'm not talking to the few of you. I'm talking to the women I meet who are challenged by spaghetti. The ones who think sauté is Beyonce's little cousin. The ones whose children eat more fast food than vegetables and solid meals. I'm troubled by the lack of cooking skills in the otherwise-wonderful women I meet. I mean, looking back on my life, I've never dated a woman who could out-and-out burn. Sure, one could make a great salad, another could whip up some cool veggie dishes, but none has ever had me begging for her cooking. In fact, of my female friends, I know of only 2 who can really throw down in the kitchen.  But, I'm not into either one.
The quickest way to our hearts really can be through our stomachs. And, it can be romantic to prepare meals as a couple. I think. I can only guess... is this about me?
i can do some survival, every night, normal cooking but i'm no wizard in the kitchen and one of the main reasons why is because the women in my family are the same way. We just don't place a high value on it. Now baking, on the other hand, is a whole other story. Everyone in my family can bake.  | |
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JasmineFire said: is this about me?
i can do some survival, every night, normal cooking but i'm no wizard in the kitchen and one of the main reasons why is because the women in my family are the same way. We just don't place a high value on it. Now baking, on the other hand, is a whole other story. Everyone in my family can bake. Oh, JasmineFire, isn't it always? 
A cousin of mine and I were joking about the preponderance of beautiful, non-cooking women recently. But, baking That moves you from the non-cooking category, for sure.
OK... Cakes? muffins? cookies, brownies?  | |
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I can cook. I was in 4-H & Home Ec. growing up (don't laugh!), I remember learning to make angel food cake & alfredo sauce from scratch, toast in the oven (the way required by our Home Ec. teacher  ), etc. I can also decorate cakes all fancy like they do for birthdays and weddings (frosting flowers & that stuff). My mom still bakes all the time around the holidays or when I visit.
I'm not the type of cook who throws stuff together freestyle and ends up with a masterpiece, but give me a recipe and I can jazz it up a little. I don't really cook at all any more, though. I live by myself and don't eat that much so it's not worth it to make a ton of food. 
edit: And I love watching cooking shows. It doesn't even matter if I don't like what they're cooking, I have to watch. . [Edited 4/26/08 15:43pm] The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: is this about me?
i can do some survival, every night, normal cooking but i'm no wizard in the kitchen and one of the main reasons why is because the women in my family are the same way. We just don't place a high value on it. Now baking, on the other hand, is a whole other story. Everyone in my family can bake. Oh, JasmineFire, isn't it always?
A cousin of mine and I were joking about the preponderance of beautiful, non-cooking women recently. But, baking That moves you from the non-cooking category, for sure.
OK... Cakes? muffins? cookies, brownies? all of the above! i haven't cooked in a while because then i just eat it all and gain crazy weight. | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: is this about me?
i can do some survival, every night, normal cooking but i'm no wizard in the kitchen and one of the main reasons why is because the women in my family are the same way. We just don't place a high value on it. Now baking, on the other hand, is a whole other story. Everyone in my family can bake. Oh, JasmineFire, isn't it always?
A cousin of mine and I were joking about the preponderance of beautiful, non-cooking women recently. But, baking That moves you from the non-cooking category, for sure.
OK... Cakes? muffins? cookies, brownies? DAMMIT Threaddy! I can bake too!  I just don't    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: Oh, JasmineFire, isn't it always?
A cousin of mine and I were joking about the preponderance of beautiful, non-cooking women recently. But, baking That moves you from the non-cooking category, for sure.
OK... Cakes? muffins? cookies, brownies? all of the above! i haven't cooked in a while because then i just eat it all and gain crazy weight.  [Edited 4/26/08 15:47pm] | |
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CalhounSq said: ThreadBare said: Oh, JasmineFire, isn't it always?
A cousin of mine and I were joking about the preponderance of beautiful, non-cooking women recently. But, baking That moves you from the non-cooking category, for sure.
OK... Cakes? muffins? cookies, brownies? DAMMIT Threaddy! I can bake too! I just don't  JF's fare would be special. Just a hunch. | |
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CalhounSq said: DAMMIT Threaddy! I can bake too!
I just don't yeah! what she said  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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ThreadBare said: CalhounSq said: DAMMIT Threaddy! I can bake too! I just don't JF's fare would be special. Just a hunch. I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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emm said: CalhounSq said: DAMMIT Threaddy! I can bake too!
I just don't yeah! what she said This.Thread.Is.Out.Of.Control. | |
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not my job,i dont personnaly clean my house either,Come in, have u seen my 500 year old chinese wedding bed. yes thats love poetry on the sides.  Also 2 you winning men i bring home the bread! so get a damn apron on yourself![Edited 4/26/08 20:56pm] | |
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ThreadBare said: CalhounSq said: DAMMIT Threaddy! I can bake too! I just don't JF's fare would be special. Just a hunch. orgnote... | |
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DexMSR said: MsLegs said: You're a wise man whose learned well I see.Feed Me Fuck Me Give me my boys night out Let me watch Basketball And I will do your bidding! yup, that's pretty much all it takes | |
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jone70 said: I can cook. I was in 4-H & Home Ec. growing up (don't laugh!), I remember learning to make angel food cake & alfredo sauce from scratch, toast in the oven (the way required by our Home Ec. teacher
), etc. I can also decorate cakes all fancy like they do for birthdays and weddings (frosting flowers & that stuff). My mom still bakes all the time around the holidays or when I visit.
I'm not the type of cook who throws stuff together freestyle and ends up with a masterpiece, but give me a recipe and I can jazz it up a little. I don't really cook at all any more, though. I live by myself and don't eat that much so it's not worth it to make a ton of food.
edit: And I love watching cooking shows. It doesn't even matter if I don't like what they're cooking, I have to watch. . [Edited 4/26/08 15:43pm] You had Home Ec class? I did too, in 7th or 8th grade I think. I LOVED it. I can't remember what type of dishes we learned tomake but I vaguely remember a baking a cake somewhere in there. We had sewing machines too and we all had to sew a project for mid-semester tests, boys included. I remember even back then some of boys were kicking our butts in the kitchen | |
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Statuesqque said: DexMSR said: Feed Me Fuck Me Give me my boys night out Let me watch Basketball And I will do your bidding! yup, that's pretty much all it takes sad, but true, 'cept over here you gotta let 'em watch soccer. but yup, overall, that's pretty much the formula
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 i am no damn betty crocker... | |
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