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Printablesammij said: Christopher said: or somebody eats ur food and then doesnt say a word when your going crazy looking for it in the kitchen  one of these broads called me up on MY cell phone, using up MY minutes to ask me if i stole her damn food! as if i can't afford any of my own! so i hung up on her telling her i dont have money to waste on airtime like this and she greets me at my room door asking me if i was SURE i didn't take it i felt like picking the lil brute up and throwing her.  
 just eat her food next hell she already thinks its u. | |
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evenstar said: sammij said: one of these broads called me up on MY cell phone, using up MY minutes to ask me if i stole her damn food! as if i can't afford any of my own! so i hung up on her telling her i dont have money to waste on airtime like this and she greets me at my room door asking me if i was SURE i didn't take it i felt like picking the lil brute up and throwing her. omg, i used to idly fantasize about stomping this one girl since she was a little 5-3 twig.  
i still do i have one who is an awkward socially inept idiot, and the other is a lush who makes her daddy and mommy do EVERYTHING for her it's so..horrible. *tugs @ hair* [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Mars23 said: emilia1 said: ugh..thats sick! My 1st year of college, we (and I mean 1 of the 4 roommates) cleaned the bathroom once the entire year. The resulting disgustingness on the cloth was known as the "Pube Fest Monster". It ended up being thrown into the hall. Scary thing is...it was gone in the morning. I still hear reports of that monster now and again. Whenever an unsolved mystery pops up, I know it was him. thats nasty too! lol, i hit my bathroom up once a friggin weak lol | |
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Christopher said: sammij said: one of these broads called me up on MY cell phone, using up MY minutes to ask me if i stole her damn food! as if i can't afford any of my own! so i hung up on her telling her i dont have money to waste on airtime like this and she greets me at my room door asking me if i was SURE i didn't take it i felt like picking the lil brute up and throwing her.
just eat her food next hell she already thinks its u. her problem is, is that she EATS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE!!!
and the other comes in and cooks when she's DRUNK omg... my blood pressure is UP.[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: Christopher said:
just eat her food next hell she already thinks its u. her problem is, is that she EATS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE!!!
and the other comes in and cooks when she's DRUNK omg... my blood pressure is UP.damn my thread is gonna send people to the ER | |
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emilia1 said: sammij said: her problem is, is that she EATS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE!!!
and the other comes in and cooks when she's DRUNK omg... my blood pressure is UP.damn my thread is gonna send people to the ER [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: emilia1 said: damn my thread is gonna send people to the ER  | |
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The kids drive me nuts when they do that  | |
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Ocean said: The kids drive me nuts when they do that
i used to do it to my momma... but it started happening to me so i gave her a ring and apologized.. she laughed at me and said HOW DO YOU LIKE IT! | |
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emilia1 said: that when you clean....
some bastard roomate has to come and make it allll dirty again! i hate that shit!! I am so lucky with my current flatmates, one is a guy and the other is a woman. I have to tell off the guy for cleaning my bathroom  He was also very excited to purchase a brand new dyson vacuum cleaner they are great! the house is spotless, keeping it clean is another way to show how much you respect people. I shared flats a lot in the U.K and they are the best.
The whole flat search in London is craziness the rent is very expensive if you want to live in zones 1 or 2. You have to make your mind on the spot, if you have the cash for 2 months upfront it is even better. It is hard to make up your mind on strangers you just meet once. One of my previous flatmates did the following: -cleaning a wooly jumper in a dirty kitchen sink -i found a (used) dildo standing proudly on a fireplace when I moved in and decided to customize it by gluing (with tzeezers) fake eyelashes - previous flatmate left a guinea pig behind (this is when I had a phobia about rodents but hypnotherapy cured me) - male flatmate knocking at my bedroom door to offer a back scrubing for my next shower (while his wife was in their bathroom): no I did not do it - mad flatmate having an argument with another one and breaking her wrist by slamming the door, I moved out the day after
- having my front door smashed by the police and flat searched and sprayed for handprints because my landlord got into trouble - New flatmate showing me his private parts in the entrance hall to express his interest - Flatmate borrowing my clothes without asking and mixing dirty clothes with clean - the usual stuff like flatmates leaving dirty dishes, clothes Looking back now, I have to say that I had a mad time in the U.K but it makes me smile and it is also the time for me to go back home in a couple of months. I am dreaming of having my own flat, decorating it, having a private life without worrying if he is too noisy  and inviting friends over for parties.
What about you guys, any mad stories to tell? 
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