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Thread started 03/31/08 2:00am

Imago

HONEY, would you like some ice cream?

(The names used in the following joke are strictly fictional and any similarities to persons living are diseased are strictly coincidental)




After scarfing down a half pint of Ben & Jerrys Vanilla ice cream, Phil asked his wife, Val, "Honey, would you like some of this icecream?" batting eyes


rolleyes "Sure, " Val replied, "but is it any good?"

"Well, " Phil said boldly, "It's as hard as my cock!!!!!" razz razz



"Ok sure, " Val responded, "pour me some."






razz
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Reply #1 posted 03/31/08 2:01am

eVeRsOlEsA

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eek
It isn't the load that breaks us down, it's the way we carry it.
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Reply #2 posted 03/31/08 2:02am

JessieJ

disbelief lol
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Reply #3 posted 03/31/08 2:03am

Mars23

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Liquid cock? That explains your love for high tech "water" bottles.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #4 posted 03/31/08 2:07am

Imago

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol
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Reply #5 posted 03/31/08 2:09am

Fauxie

Imago said:

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol


Dude, mirrorbestfriend would do these better!

Don't worry, you have other qualities. hug
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Reply #6 posted 03/31/08 2:09am

eVeRsOlEsA

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Imago said:

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol

yes yes he does comfort
It isn't the load that breaks us down, it's the way we carry it.
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Reply #7 posted 03/31/08 2:11am

Imago

Fauxie said:

Imago said:

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol


Dude, mirrorbestfriend would do these better!

Don't worry, you have other qualities. hug

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Reply #8 posted 03/31/08 2:13am

Fauxie

Imago said:

Fauxie said:



Dude, mirrorbestfriend would do these better!

Don't worry, you have other qualities. hug



"BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM" falloff
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Reply #9 posted 03/31/08 2:14am

Imago

Fauxie said:

Imago said:




"BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM" falloff


It actually looks like your saying "SOMEBODY WASN'T LIKEN' IT!!!!!" eek
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Reply #10 posted 03/31/08 2:14am

hokie

lockdance
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Reply #11 posted 03/31/08 2:14am

Fauxie

Ok kids... alex, proto, you can play with this one now, but play nicely ok? nod
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Reply #12 posted 03/31/08 2:15am

2the9s

Imago said:

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol


hismirrorsfriend does them better!!
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Reply #13 posted 03/31/08 2:15am

Protege

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Fauxie said:

Ok kids... alex, proto, you can play with this one now, but play nicely ok? nod


HE'S COMING AGAIN
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Reply #14 posted 03/31/08 2:15am

Fauxie

2the9s said:

Imago said:

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol


hismirrorsfriend does them better!!


Slooooow rolleyes
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Reply #15 posted 03/31/08 2:15am

Imago

2the9s said:

Imago said:

Funkpill does these better neutral

lol


hismirrorsfriend does them better!!

LleeLlee's cliques are done better than your orgeanic 6 stuff!
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Reply #16 posted 03/31/08 2:16am

2the9s

Fauxie said:

2the9s said:



hismirrorsfriend does them better!!


Slooooow rolleyes


MotherFUCKER!
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Reply #17 posted 03/31/08 2:19am

2the9s

Imago said:

2the9s said:



hismirrorsfriend does them better!!

LleeLlee's cliques are done better than your orgeanic 6 stuff!


Hismirrorsbestfriend's cliques are better than LleeLlee's!!
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Reply #18 posted 03/31/08 2:25am

Imago

2the9s said:

Imago said:


LleeLlee's cliques are done better than your orgeanic 6 stuff!


Hismirrorsbestfriend's cliques are better than LleeLlee's!!



pplrain's comebacks on this thread are better than yours! http://prince.org/msg/7/265523
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Reply #19 posted 03/31/08 2:28am

Fauxie

Imago said:

2the9s said:



Hismirrorsbestfriend's cliques are better than LleeLlee's!!



pplrain's comebacks on this thread are better than yours! http://prince.org/msg/7/265523


Oh shit! 9s, you got DOGGED!
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Reply #20 posted 03/31/08 2:30am

Imago

Fauxie said:

Imago said:




pplrain's comebacks on this thread are better than yours! http://prince.org/msg/7/265523


Oh shit! 9s, you got DOGGED!

Her 'Get Wild' hoo hoo smells better too!
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Reply #21 posted 03/31/08 2:41am

Muse2NOPharaoh

giggle
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Reply #22 posted 03/31/08 2:46am

veronikka

lol
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Reply #23 posted 03/31/08 3:05am

Mach

falloff
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Reply #24 posted 03/31/08 4:43am

luv4u

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Oh geez lol
canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #25 posted 03/31/08 4:46am

MsLegs

clapping falloff
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Reply #26 posted 03/31/08 8:21am

shanti0608

Nice one Dan neutral



I don't like ice cream.
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Reply #27 posted 03/31/08 10:19am

DANGEROUSx

Oh god, I'm eating ice cream right now. eek

lol
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Reply #28 posted 03/31/08 12:13pm

Imago

thanks guys touched

Don't forget to tip the waitress touched
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Reply #29 posted 03/31/08 12:18pm

Serious

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DANGEROUSx said:

Oh god, I'm eating ice cream right now. eek

lol


I wish I was eating eating ice cream right now.
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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