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Just got a new cock...3-incher. Holy crap so they down-sized me in one respect but filled me up with girth in another. This thing does a lot of stuff..
Flacid Hard Wet Dripping Slick ass member...love it...anyone else got one? It's man's answer to the vagina. | |
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benyamin said: Holy crap so they down-sized me in one respect but filled me up with girth in another. This thing does a lot of stuff..
Flacid Hard Wet Dripping Slick ass member...love it...anyone else got one? It's man's answer to the vagina. You should've gotten the 4 inch extender..... | |
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those cocks will be yesterdays news by the time we get 'em in the US... | |
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pardonme4livin said: benyamin said: Holy crap so they down-sized me in one respect but filled me up with girth in another. This thing does a lot of stuff..
Flacid Hard Wet Dripping Slick ass member...love it...anyone else got one? It's man's answer to the vagina. You should've gotten the 4 inch extender..... I heard you can get an extension cable but it makes the thing a lot bulkier - you can't really get it in a pocket after that. | |
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roodboi said: those cocks will be yesterdays news by the time we get 'em in the US...
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pics please! I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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benyamin said: pardonme4livin said: You should've gotten the 4 inch extender..... I heard you can get an extension cable but it makes the thing a lot bulkier - you can't really get it in a pocket after that. | |
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you'd better be able to return it for the old one | |
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evenstar said: you'd better be able to return it for the old one | |
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evenstar said: you'd better be able to return it for the old one I kept the old one in a box. | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: you'd better be able to return it for the old one I kept the old one in a box. good. now switch back. or else. | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: I kept the old one in a box. good. now switch back. or else. But my new one fires projectiles. | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: good. now switch back. or else. But my new one fires projectiles. if it fires off pop rocks, i'm happy. if not... | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: But my new one fires projectiles. if it fires off pop rocks, i'm happy. if not... it's your LUCKY DAY! | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: if it fires off pop rocks, i'm happy. if not... it's your LUCKY DAY! YES! strawberry flavor?? | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: it's your LUCKY DAY! YES! strawberry flavor?? No, bitter bleach almond flavour. | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: YES! strawberry flavor?? No, bitter bleach almond flavour. england has fucked up pop rocks. | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: No, bitter bleach almond flavour. england has fucked up pop rocks. Our little Evenstar has grown up soooo fast.... | |
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pardonme4livin said: evenstar said: england has fucked up pop rocks. Our little Evenstar has grown up soooo fast.... i'm the older one here! | |
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evenstar said: pardonme4livin said: Our little Evenstar has grown up soooo fast.... i'm the older one here! "Older" is relative sweets... many of us here are OLDER for reals tho! | |
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This reminds me of a joke I once made up....
"You know those Johnnie Homes extender kits you see on the back of dirty magazine covers that promises to make your cock 10 inches long....it really works....mine shrunk 4 inches.... " "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!! I'm a guy!!!! "....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 | |
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Sowhat said: This reminds me of a joke I once made up....
"You know those Johnnie Homes extender kits you see on the back of dirty magazine covers that promises to make your cock 10 inches long....it really works....mine shrunk 4 inches.... " lol I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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