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"Build a Vagina - Homemade Fleshlight® in 5 Minutes"(slight NFWS) "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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WTF? | |
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OMG! The things men do! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Here's a testimonial from Okayplayer:
Attempt one: I got the evening off on the right foot with a quick finger blast to test the waters. Not very realistic, but felt as if it would be better than the usual dress sock. It turns out that I put too much stuffing in there and I was getting some reverb on the thrusts. I packed the love pillow in too tight, so I had to take it apart to re-stuff. Attempt 2: I finished restuffing the Vanilla Jazz Pepsi vagina mold, all the while with a halfie from not having finished the job the first time proper. This was much better. I took my time. I was no longer masturbating. I was making love. If that was a woman, I have no doubt she would have stayed awake the whole time. I ended up wacking it four times: the grand slam of hand salami. The biggest issue with the product is it's a pain to switch out the condom each time. Also, by the 4th time, I decided to jackhammer the fleshlight: I went on top and got in my crouching tiger, hidden dragon position and went at it. I ended up putting some dents in the bottle. Those are my only complaints. 7 out of 10 overall. 3 out of 10 for durability "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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MoniGram said: OMG! The things men do!
you women need to talk ... cucumber - banana - carrot just saying [Edited 12/3/07 12:07pm] | |
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One4All4Ever said: MoniGram said: OMG! The things men do!
you women need to talk ... cucumber - banana - carrot just saying [Edited 12/3/07 12:07pm] Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Ladies....how about this one?
...for those times when the real deal is unavailable..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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reneGade20 said: Ladies....how about this one?
...for those times when the real deal is unavailable..... Well sign me up!!!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: One4All4Ever said: you women need to talk ... cucumber - banana - carrot just saying [Edited 12/3/07 12:07pm] it's handyman isn't it ?? a tip ? don't try zuchinni's, they get all soft and gooey after a while | |
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MoniGram said: reneGade20 said: Ladies....how about this one?
...for those times when the real deal is unavailable..... Well sign me up!!!!! you're incorrigable.... of course, if I have to go back over there I'm cloning.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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One4All4Ever said: MoniGram said: it's handyman isn't it ?? a tip ? don't try zuchinni's, they get all soft and gooey after a while Something we have tried??? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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reneGade20 said: MoniGram said: Well sign me up!!!!! you're incorrigable.... of course, if I have to go back over there I'm cloning.... Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Proud owner of a REAL Fleshlight
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Mach said: Proud owner of a REAL Fleshlight
I wanna be like you when I grow up!!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: Mach said: Proud owner of a REAL Fleshlight
I wanna be like you when I grow up!!! | |
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I always wondered how realistic those things were Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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jess555ja said: WTF?
I second this.... | |
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I want one for Christmas (hint hint) | |
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ArielB said: I want one for Christmas (hint hint)
Note to self..make Ariel a fake hoohoo! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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I swear us guys would stick it in a bowl of soup if it was thick enough... | |
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Slave2daGroove said: I swear us guys would stick it in a bowl of soup if it was thick enough...
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MoniGram said: ArielB said: I want one for Christmas (hint hint)
Note to self..make Ariel a fake hoohoo! oh no no. I want The REAL Fleshlight. | |
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ArielB said: Well..that might be a bit harder to do! You know...shipping etc.. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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That's sad! | |
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OK
The title specifies "in 5 minutes" Shouldn't Dan be back by now? | |
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I made one using a 2 liter bottle.
Not because I'm that well-endowed, but because those are the type of women I'm used to. | |
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Illustrator said: I made one using a 2 liter bottle.
Not because I'm that well-endowed, but because those are the type of women I'm used to. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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