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Thread started 12/03/07 11:51am

bboy87

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"Build a Vagina - Homemade Fleshlight® in 5 Minutes"(slight NFWS)

Punk Mistress Certified FAMF

"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."

http://jaywonder.tumblr.com/
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Reply #1 posted 12/03/07 11:57am

hokie1

falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #2 posted 12/03/07 11:58am

jess555ja

WTF? hmm
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Reply #3 posted 12/03/07 12:02pm

MoniGram

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OMG! The things men do! falloff
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Reply #4 posted 12/03/07 12:04pm

bboy87

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Here's a testimonial from Okayplayer:

Attempt one: I got the evening off on the right foot with a quick finger blast to test the waters. Not very realistic, but felt as if it would be better than the usual dress sock. It turns out that I put too much stuffing in there and I was getting some reverb on the thrusts. I packed the love pillow in too tight, so I had to take it apart to re-stuff.

Attempt 2: I finished restuffing the Vanilla Jazz Pepsi vagina mold, all the while with a halfie from not having finished the job the first time proper. This was much better. I took my time. I was no longer masturbating. I was making love. If that was a woman, I have no doubt she would have stayed awake the whole time.

I ended up wacking it four times: the grand slam of hand salami. The biggest issue with the product is it's a pain to switch out the condom each time. Also, by the 4th time, I decided to jackhammer the fleshlight: I went on top and got in my crouching tiger, hidden dragon position and went at it. I ended up putting some dents in the bottle. Those are my only complaints.

7 out of 10 overall. 3 out of 10 for durability


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Reply #5 posted 12/03/07 12:05pm

One4All4Ever

MoniGram said:

OMG! The things men do! falloff


you women need to talk ...

cucumber - banana - carrot

just saying whistle
[Edited 12/3/07 12:07pm]
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Reply #6 posted 12/03/07 12:08pm

MoniGram

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One4All4Ever said:

MoniGram said:

OMG! The things men do! falloff


you women need to talk ...

cucumber - banana - carrot

just saying whistle
[Edited 12/3/07 12:07pm]



falloff
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Reply #7 posted 12/03/07 12:10pm

reneGade20

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Ladies....how about this one?



...for those times when the real deal is unavailable..... lol
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #8 posted 12/03/07 12:11pm

MoniGram

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reneGade20 said:

Ladies....how about this one?



...for those times when the real deal is unavailable..... lol



Well sign me up!!!!! giggle
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Reply #9 posted 12/03/07 12:11pm

One4All4Ever

MoniGram said:

One4All4Ever said:



you women need to talk ...

cucumber - banana - carrot

just saying whistle
[Edited 12/3/07 12:07pm]



falloff


it's handyman isn't it ?? lol

a tip ? don't try zuchinni's, they get all soft and gooey after a while boxed
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Reply #10 posted 12/03/07 12:17pm

reneGade20

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MoniGram said:

reneGade20 said:

Ladies....how about this one?



...for those times when the real deal is unavailable..... lol



Well sign me up!!!!! giggle


you're incorrigable....razz

of course, if I have to go back over there I'm cloning....nod

giggle
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #11 posted 12/03/07 12:21pm

MoniGram

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One4All4Ever said:

MoniGram said:




falloff


it's handyman isn't it ?? lol

a tip ? don't try zuchinni's, they get all soft and gooey after a while boxed




hmmm Something we have tried??? giggle
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Reply #12 posted 12/03/07 12:22pm

MoniGram

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reneGade20 said:

MoniGram said:




Well sign me up!!!!! giggle


you're incorrigable....razz

of course, if I have to go back over there I'm cloning....nod

giggle


batting eyes giggle
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Reply #13 posted 12/03/07 1:14pm

Mach

wave Proud owner of a REAL Fleshlight

thumbs up!
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Reply #14 posted 12/03/07 1:24pm

reneGade20

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Mach said:

wave Proud owner of a REAL Fleshlight

thumbs up!


bow I wanna be like you when I grow up!!!

lol
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #15 posted 12/03/07 1:26pm

Mach

reneGade20 said:

Mach said:

wave Proud owner of a REAL Fleshlight

thumbs up!


bow I wanna be like you when I grow up!!!

lol
I bought it for a gift fer my man ... man

lol
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Reply #16 posted 12/03/07 1:41pm

horatio

omfg
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Reply #17 posted 12/03/07 2:08pm

Volitan

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I always wondered how realistic those things were hmmm
Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together
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Reply #18 posted 12/03/07 2:12pm

pardonme4livin

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WTF? hmm


I second this....

whofarted whofarted
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Reply #19 posted 12/03/07 2:46pm

ArielB

I want one for Christmas (hint hint)
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Reply #20 posted 12/03/07 2:47pm

MoniGram

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ArielB said:

I want one for Christmas (hint hint)



lol lol lol lol

Note to self..make Ariel a fake hoohoo!
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Reply #21 posted 12/03/07 2:48pm

Slave2daGroove

I swear us guys would stick it in a bowl of soup if it was thick enough...
Can't stop the groove...
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Reply #22 posted 12/03/07 2:49pm

MoniGram

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Slave2daGroove said:

I swear us guys would stick it in a bowl of soup if it was thick enough...



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Reply #23 posted 12/03/07 2:49pm

ArielB

MoniGram said:

ArielB said:

I want one for Christmas (hint hint)



lol lol lol lol

Note to self..make Ariel a fake hoohoo!

oh no no. I want The REAL Fleshlight.
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Reply #24 posted 12/03/07 2:51pm

MoniGram

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ArielB said:

MoniGram said:




lol lol lol lol

Note to self..make Ariel a fake hoohoo!

oh no no. I want The REAL Fleshlight.



Well..that might be a bit harder to do! You know...shipping etc..
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Reply #25 posted 12/03/07 2:55pm

wlcm2thdwn

That's sad! sad
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Reply #26 posted 12/03/07 10:36pm

DJ506

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falloff
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Reply #27 posted 12/04/07 12:53am

PANDURITO

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OK
The title specifies "in 5 minutes"

Shouldn't Dan be back by now? smile
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Reply #28 posted 12/04/07 3:29am

Illustrator

I made one using a 2 liter bottle.
Not because I'm that well-endowed,
but because those are the type of women I'm used to.
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Reply #29 posted 12/04/07 5:38am

MoniGram

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Illustrator said:

I made one using a 2 liter bottle.
Not because I'm that well-endowed,
but because those are the type of women I'm used to.



spit
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