Alice,

I don't masturbate in the traditional male method of stroking, but rather, I use a dry-hump method on the edge of a (usually) cushioned piece of furniture (for instance, a chair).... now, my question is two-fold... is this weird, or a common method? and is there any risk involved to my groin area?

-- In love with chair


Dear In love with chair,

No, this method is not "weird." Actually, the dry-hump method of masturbation is used by many men. There is no risk to your groin area (unless, of course, you're rubbing against spiked furniture). Every once in a while, though, you may want to masturbate manually with your hand and a lubricant, so that if or when you have intercourse, you will know the feeling and be able to be stimulated in the more "usual" way. It is possible to get so used to one method, that a particular stimulation becomes necessary for your enjoyment. See Alice's answer to Boyfriend has trouble ejaculating for more information on the possible effects of masturbating the same way for long periods of time.
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Dear PricelessHo

http://www.goaskalice.col.../0730.html

No, nothing

So, Ain't you that In-love-with-Cher guy?

I used to have a teacher at colledge that liked to rub her crotch on the corner of the desk, so perhaps ure not alone.....
Of course we all noticed and for years the students used to put chalk on the edge so when she rubbed she came away with a rather obvious mark on the front of her skirt
[Edited 9/10/07 3:50am]

PANDURITO said:

oh Good God NO

chillichocaholic said:

the things poor teachers endure

another letter, i like the (!) at the beginning, homeboy really wanna be homie
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Alice!

I have your book and read your answers every Friday. You are the best! Your responses are the Encyclopedia of Love, Health, and Life. Thank you much for that! I have one question: Is the masturbation method of guys to rub against a pillow NORMAL and HEALTHY? I know that many men use their hands as the masturbation method? Is the pillow method COMMON for the men?

Again, thank you so much for the wonderful source of knowledge! I would be very grateful to you for your response.

Your reader, fan... N.B.



Dear N.B.,

You're welcome, and thank you for reading.

Pretending that pillows are sex partners, or getting intimate with them because they're soft, warm, form fitting, and always available, is probably as normal and common as changing the sheets and putting on pajamas.

Equally normal is "making love" to the mattress, the ol' penis between the mattress and box spring trick, and humping the whole damn bed! And these masturbation options aren't exclusive and exciting to guys; women do their fair share of rubbing, bouncing, and squeezing, too.

Although beds can be a bountiful source of stimulation, varying one's modes of masturbation is important, to have more than one way to orgasm and/or ejaculate. Indeed, hands are handy, and you can use them in many different ways: applying differing amounts of pressure, using your less dominant hand, moving at different speeds or changing the rhythm, using lotion or lube, etc. This way, when/if one has sex with another person, his or her body will be more likely to respond to the more varied kinds of stimulation.

Hats off and sweet dreams to all who masturbate "out of the box." You know that hands will certainly suffice, but the bed, bath, and beyond can be really, really nice — for a change.

PricelessHo said:

Is this YOU?????
[Edited 9/10/07 5:00am]

I saw some chair frottage action in a french movie once I think that is usual fare for the french though

chillichocaholic, nah it ain't me but i like the idea so

Zombie, ze french are indeed maniacs when it comes to ze sex!

PricelessHo said:

but it was a really ugly old ikea chair from the 70s

How about this?

suddenly George Michael's Outside seems to have this whole of another aspect to it's lyrics. creative shit.

OMG I just found this one

chillichocaholic said:

I don't think they have naked man contact at safeway (rolf voess or whatever they call it where you live)

ZombieKitten said:

LOL unfortunantly no they dont...and its woolworths

chillichocaholic said:

did they change it? or was it only launceston that had rolf voess?

ZombieKitten said:

Yup just Launceston

chillichocaholic said:

I'm just gonna post on this thread cuz I think you're hot.

im not sure what this is all about

but i am curious

JustErin said:

Did you know up to 4 women can be "in love" with a chair at once?

gettin' hot in herre.

Mars23 said:

enlighten us, por favor.

JDInteractive said: