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Aphrodisiac Foods... Are there any foods that make you horny? I have a few. Here is my list.
1. Pineseeds 2. Dark Chocolate 3. Oysters 4. Shrimp 5. A succulent grilled chicken 6. A medium rare sirloin steak 7. Blueberry Waffles 8. Truffles 9. Red Wine 10 Nutmeg 11. Chocolate Covered Strawberries 12. Honey What foods or drinks make you horny? [Edited 7/19/07 21:35pm] Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Wine! | |
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Blueberry waffles? | |
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Are you talking about foods that give you curly hair or make you horny?
Aphrodisiac foods? No such thing. I just wanna hit it all the time. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderator2the9s said: Blueberry waffles?
Your thread contribution was neither necessary, helpful, nor worth responding to, which of course makes me a fool. | |
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2the9s said: Blueberry waffles?
Yes I have distinct sexual memories that are triggered by blueberry waffle. If I ever know I am getting some morning nookie, blue berry waffles and a succulent chicken breast from my local chicken and waffles house gets the sperm and libido pumping. I shit you not I have had the most face filling pop shot facials when I eat chicken and waffles. Its like a stream of goo that never stops. I once had a girl give me head and choke cause the sperm intake was too much! lol [Edited 7/19/07 21:35pm] Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Mars23 said: Are you talking about foods that give you curly hair or make you horny?
Aphrodisiac foods? No such thing. I just wanna hit it all the time.  I didn't even notice that! Chris, aren't you an English teacher?  | |
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Imago said: 2the9s said: Blueberry waffles?
Your thread contribution was neither necessary, helpful, nor worth responding to, which of course makes me a fool. Right? I'm like, Why did you even respond? | |
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karmatornado said: 2the9s said: Blueberry waffles?
Yes I have distinct sexual memories that are triggered by blueberry waffle. If I ever know I am getting some morning nookie, blue berry waffles and a succulent chicken breast from my local chicken and waffles house gets the sperm and libido pumping. I shit you not I have had the most face filling pop shot facials when I eat chicken and waffles. Its like a stream of goo that never stops. God, TMI! | |
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2the9s said: Imago said: Your thread contribution was neither necessary, helpful, nor worth responding to, which of course makes me a fool. Right? I'm like, Why did you even respond? Your clever insult at my expense shielded in a thin veneer of fake self deprecation is so transparent that it makes me a fool that I used dictionary.com to come up with the words I did in this desperate attempt at a rebuttal. | |
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karmatornado said: 2the9s said: Blueberry waffles?
Yes I have distinct sexual memories that are triggered by blueberry waffle. If I ever know I am getting some morning nookie, blue berry waffles and a succulent chicken breast from my local chicken and waffles house gets the sperm and libido pumping. I shit you not I have had the most face filling pop shot facials when I eat chicken and waffles. Its like a stream of goo that never stops. I once had a girl give me head and choke cause the sperm intake was too much! lol [Edited 7/19/07 21:35pm] Okay, thanks! Not that I wanted to respond to this so much as I wanted to quote it because I was afraid you would delete it when you thought better of it!  | |
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Imago said: 2the9s said: Right? I'm like, Why did you even respond? Your clever insult at my expense shielded in a thin veneer of fake self deprecation is so transparent that it makes me a fool that I used dictionary.com to come up with the words I did in this desperate attempt at a rebuttal. Dude, when was the last time I made your avatar? You change it like twice aday... | |
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karmatornado said: 2the9s said: Blueberry waffles?
Yes I have distinct sexual memories that are triggered by blueberry waffle. If I ever know I am getting some morning nookie, blue berry waffles and a succulent chicken breast from my local chicken and waffles house gets the sperm and libido pumping. I shit you not I have had the most face filling pop shot facials when I eat chicken and waffles. Its like a stream of goo that never stops. I once had a girl give me head and choke cause the sperm intake was too much! lol [Edited 7/19/07 21:35pm] I can't follow this up. I just can't. | |
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2the9s said: Imago said: Your clever insult at my expense shielded in a thin veneer of fake self deprecation is so transparent that it makes me a fool that I used dictionary.com to come up with the words I did in this desperate attempt at a rebuttal. Dude, when was the last time I made your avatar? You change it like twice aday... 
I really don't remember. The last time you made it, you didn't notice. | |
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chris! you think that is impressive?  | |
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jess555ja said: karmatornado said: Yes I have distinct sexual memories that are triggered by blueberry waffle. If I ever know I am getting some morning nookie, blue berry waffles and a succulent chicken breast from my local chicken and waffles house gets the sperm and libido pumping. I shit you not I have had the most face filling pop shot facials when I eat chicken and waffles. Its like a stream of goo that never stops. God, TMI! seriously.
and why do guys always think that more = better?  it ISN'T, fyi. | |
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evenstar3 said: jess555ja said: God, TMI! seriously.
and why do guys always think that more = better? it ISN'T, fyi.Well, now I can stop blogging about how mine is like splashing a bucket of paint on a wall.  | |
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Imago said: 2the9s said: Dude, when was the last time I made your avatar? You change it like twice aday...
I really don't remember. The last time you made it, you didn't notice. I shudder to think... | |
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jess555ja said: karmatornado said: Yes I have distinct sexual memories that are triggered by blueberry waffle. If I ever know I am getting some morning nookie, blue berry waffles and a succulent chicken breast from my local chicken and waffles house gets the sperm and libido pumping. I shit you not I have had the most face filling pop shot facials when I eat chicken and waffles. Its like a stream of goo that never stops. God, TMI! No kidding TMI!!  | |
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2the9s said: Imago said:
I really don't remember. The last time you made it, you didn't notice. I shudder to think... I've never been an avatar! 
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ThreadCula said: 2the9s said: I shudder to think... I've never been an avatar!
Dan Ban! | |
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ThreadCula said: 2the9s said: I shudder to think... I've never been an avatar!
Dan Ban! You've been an emoticon  | |
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ThreadCula said: 2the9s said: I shudder to think... I've never been an avatar!
Dan Ban! that's it! we need to reinstate the Dan Ban just for that comment.  | |
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ThreadCula said: 2the9s said: I shudder to think... I've never been an avatar!
Dan Ban! #1 I doubt that #2 Oh HELL yes!  | |
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I got to be Dan's avvie twice! | |
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ZombieKitten said: I got to be Dan's avvie twice!
4 times | |
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ZombieKitten said: I got to be Dan's avvie twice!
I was his avatar one time  [Edited 7/19/07 21:51pm] | |
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Imago said: ThreadCula said: I've never been an avatar!
Dan Ban! You've been an emoticon Ohhhh yes
 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Imago said: You've been an emoticon Ohhhh yes
That's so cute! | |
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Imago said: ZombieKitten said: I got to be Dan's avvie twice!
4 times  | |
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