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Name something silly you have done at work due to boredom Someone called out office on Friday Night (I hate shift work). Due to sheer boredom and the need to give myself a laugh I did the following... Instead of answering the phone with the standard "0371, Network Support" I decided to be silly and answer...
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i got fired..on the first day,for not showing up. | |
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Hmm.. let's see...
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years ago, one of my bosses had a boil on the back of his neck When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
At the top of my list now is the dream of being able to poop in peace just once. — Horsefeathers | |
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Um. . . jacked off in the bathroom? Mentally jacked off on the org? That's about it. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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shopped on the web Can no longer go to the concert (don't ask) if you want my tickets at cost (2) let me know!!! | |
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used compressed air to clean my desk. | |
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actually spent time laughing at emoticons because I somehow find them hilarious.... Can no longer go to the concert (don't ask) if you want my tickets at cost (2) let me know!!! | |
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ran up and down the halls singing and sliding in my shoes. funny thing to do when you work in a courthouse and there are hearings going on. no one expects it. My kitty wants to play... | |
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poured bottles of wine onto the floor cuz i wasent allowed to drink on the job... The PS3 is cheaper and thinner, but still won't play anything that made it famous. It's like if Prince was a game console. | |
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ZombieKitten said: years ago, one of my bosses had a boil on the back of his neck
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WillyWonka said: ZombieKitten said: years ago, one of my bosses had a boil on the back of his neck
he has wild staring eyes When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
At the top of my list now is the dream of being able to poop in peace just once. — Horsefeathers | |
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ZombieKitten said: WillyWonka said: he has wild staring eyes Your boss or his boil? | |
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WillyWonka said: ZombieKitten said: he has wild staring eyes Your boss or his boil? my boss I kept well away from that boil When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
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ZombieKitten said: WillyWonka said: Your boss or his boil? my boss I kept well away from that boil Very prudent of you. Your boss and his neck boil might well have been the inspiration for the film "How to Get Ahead in Advertising". ![]() | |
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ZombieKitten said: years ago, one of my bosses had a boil on the back of his neck
How on earth did he do that without the boss knowing? I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. ![]() | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ZombieKitten said: years ago, one of my bosses had a boil on the back of his neck
How on earth did he do that without the boss knowing? oh no, he had to give us permission! When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
At the top of my list now is the dream of being able to poop in peace just once. — Horsefeathers | |
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ZombieKitten said: REDFEATHERS said: How on earth did he do that without the boss knowing? oh no, he had to give us permission! I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. ![]() | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ZombieKitten said: oh no, he had to give us permission! YES!!!! days! When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
At the top of my list now is the dream of being able to poop in peace just once. — Horsefeathers | |
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i worked | |
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Anxiety said: i worked
you never I don't believe a word When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
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ZombieKitten said: Anxiety said: i worked
you never I don't believe a word i'm not saying i'm PROUD of it | |
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ZombieKitten said: REDFEATHERS said: YES!!!! days! I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. ![]() | |
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Ok..
I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. ![]() | |
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had to try and get add on sales so i asked my next customer would you like fries with that?
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Anxiety said: i worked
Oh. . .that never occurred to me. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Anxiety said: i worked
Oh. . .that never occurred to me. it's totally overrated. | |
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Anxiety said: i worked
Wait, the org moderators work? Or is this your job? RIP Michael Jackson, I hope he finds a peace in the after life that he could not find in this world. | |
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actionthisday said: Someone called out office on Friday Night (I hate shift work). Due to sheer boredom and the need to give myself a laugh I did the following... Instead of answering the phone with the standard "0371, Network Support" I decided to be silly and answer...
"300, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" They hung up and never called back. Damn my job sucks... I was doing a shit telesales job some years back, and I used to pretend to put ppl on hold, then hum a bit of classical music, then come back again. | |
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