what are some of the most funny and or outrageous memories you have
from being in highschool?

i was in a class of kids that seemed to all be totally mental and a
bit alternative. we used to have to stay in detention as a class,
lol, not as individual students.

probably the most outrageous thing that ever happened was my best
friend and another guy from our class, who were always doing the
most insane stuff to stress out teachers, took a bet that they'd
make out during theology class



we had this totally religious woman teacher from bombay who was very
strict and intolerant and during class these two guys in the back of
the class started making out.

we were all bursting with laughter and she just lost it.

then they took it one step further and got so into it that they ended
up on the floor undoing each other's pants

which is when she ran out screaming

another time, during the same class with the same teacher. the
girl and guy who sat in front of me we asked a question and it
kinda got nasty when they didn't know the answer and this woman
just went off on some religious rant.

in the middle of all this they just turned toward each other and
this girl takes out her make up bag and starts putting mascara
on the guy and painting his lips, giving him a little blush

and all the while she was standing in front of them yelling at
them

"listen to me, i will NOT have this. stop it!!!"

and whilst all this was going on, our class prankster, who was a
midget, lol. changed into a girl's gym clothes which was a short
skirt and a tube top and ran around the classroom.

god i miss those people.

the best time ever was when we had sex ed and my best friend
was caught in class masturbating



i was sitting next to him and could see what he was doing,
so i almost choked from pent up laughter.

and in front of this class our, rather sexy i admit, teacher
was putting a condom on a banana.

i think she saw what he was doing and to emberass him she
just called him up in front of the class to demonstrate it
too.

so he just got up, cool as a cucumber, erect penis portruding
from his half opened jeans, walked up to her, took the condom
and put it on his penis



he was expelled for a week after that.

as a demonstration of solidarity we all went into our biology
class the next day without pants, lol.

Our school was pretty laid back compared to yours.

It was the last day of our 10th grade algebra class, and the teacher let us bring in food and drinks and just had a sit back and relax kind of day. My best friend and I were joking around, and he got into such a laughing fit that the teacher came over and took his can of Mountain Dew to check it for alcohol....which made him laugh even more.

where the heck did u go to school ??? thats craziness ...



i dont think i had as "fun" memories of high school as i did with college. Having said that - i remember the stuff we used to do to get outta school/classes ... and "mooning " the high school football team (which constantly sucked every year) ... one of my best friends pouring HOT CHILI on another best friends head in the cafeteria (still gets me laughin cus it started a great food fight ala animal house)

and then of course the women ....

lol. i went to school in a small town in the netherlands

no more explanation needed .

there was this one time when we got a new math teacher and the big scandal was he was dating one of his students and it turned out to be true and the teacher was kind of young enough that i guess it was acceptable to everyone, so the official attitude was that love is blind and it was cute that our classmate's boyfriend was our teacher.

oh, and that was the same year that our other math teacher got fired because she was the girl's softball coach and one of the girls on the team came out of the closet and asked for some advice, and the coach said "tell your parents and don't be ashamed" - the girl's parents complained to the principal and this other math teacher got the hook.

but the dude who was dating our classmate was SO CUTE!




no, i'm not bitter about high school.

Wow. I can tell you guys a thousand stories but here is one of my favorites, plus its short. When we had mock elections senior year, there was a three way tie for CLASS CLOWN. When we were freshmen, one of them sat in the back of our accounting class and started moaning and groaning. The teacher turned around from the blackboard and asked, "William, what is the matter with you?" He replied, "Im matserbating!"

The entire class erupted in laughter. That was so funny. I still remember it.

another thing i remember very vividly is this older guy from
final class who used to help out in the cantine.

he had a deformed finger on one of his hands that was like,
well, almost like a penis lol. just a huge finger, twice as
big as the others and just a lump of meat.

fcuz it was a very sensitive subject for him and he got some
pretty nasty jokes about it so i always tried my best to act
as if that finger was the most normal thing ever.

until i ordered a chocolate milk, he poured the glass up to
the brim and when he placed it on the counter that big ass
finger dipped into the chocolate milk.

whilst he was waiting for me to hand over my 2 coupons for
the drink i just stood there, nailed to the floor, gasping
at my chocolate milk



after a while i kind of stammered "i want a new one?"

"why?" he said, "there's nothing wrong with it"

and then it just slipped out

"but you touched it with that big ass penis finger man!"



omg. i shouldn't have said that. he was a very big dude
and i was just a srawny little shrimp boy. not even that
more like half a shrimp.

so he dragged me to the toillets, on his shoulders, and
lifted me, feet up above the latrine, put my head in and
proceded to flush it



it helped though.

i never ever commented on his dickfinger after that

^^^ omg. my stomach hurts.

Anxiety said:

there was also the tragic event of a nice, but very shy girl
in my class getting her first period during french class.

i guess it just totally surprised her and she hadn't prepared
for it so it just flooded out during class.

but no one had noticed yet until our teacher asked her to get
up and come finish some gramar on the blackboard.

she kept stammering that she really couldn't get up but in
the end the prick just forced her, practically dragging her
out of her seat and making her get in front of the class.

which is when we all saw this really big purplish mess coming
through her jeans.

everyone was mortified for her and thank god no one laughed
or nothing.

but the sickest thing was this prick of a teacher just made
her finish the assignment until she broke down crying and a
few of the tougher girls got up, called him a fucking asshole
and escorted her to the toilet and called her mom to come to
pick her up.

a week later we all went to the drugstore and bought all of
the tampons they had in town, lol. and when the prick was
up on the blackboard writing something down we just totally
bombarded him with tampons



the whole floor at the front of the class was covered in a
sea of tampons haha. but he acted like nothing had happened
and just sat down at his desk



so one of the girls got up, walked over to his desk, put a
tampon in his cup of coffee, soaked it, took it out and
slapped it onto his desk as we all cheered until he left
the classroom and sent the principal in to tell us all we
had yet another bout of complete class detention

Horrible. All of them. Movin on....

A funny high school memory for me is from the last day of class of my Political Science that I took my senior year. For some reason, my teacher and this one kid who, if I remember correctly, loved Geraldo Rivera, were placing bets to see if the kid could fit his body between the shelf attached to the seats and the chair.
Here's an example of what the desks were like:

This kid got stuck and my teacher nearly had a heart attack. It took him about 10 minutes to get out. I loved that class!

other trivial stuff was me going to the toillet and coming
back like 15 minutes later with a distressed look on my
face just walking up to my mate Yvonne and asking aloud
"omg Yvonne, could you spare me a tampon I totally ran
out just now"



taking the tampon and just walking out of class again

so ... hmm.. high school for you was "masterbation" and "tampons" ...

I broke up with a guy my junior year and he did not take it well. we had chemistry class together, and one day he turned around to talk to my friend while trying to pointedly ignore me. i rolled my eyes and laughed at him, and in the middle of class he jumped up, banged his hands down on his desk and yelled "I've had ENOUGH of this shit!" Then he stormed out of the classroom (shoving the door open hard enough to put a hole in the wall ).

the funny part is that the entire time, our teacher never stopped the lesson. he didn't even seem to notice until he walked over to where my ex sat and saw the empty chair!

Some bad memories were from the last day of classes each year. People loved the Senior Pranks. There were always animals or insects running around sometime during those days, usually at lunch. There were mice, roaches, birds, and this one didn't happen, but my friend wanted to get three pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them and let them loose. He couldn't gather enough money for it.
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SnidelyWhiplash said:

pretty much

although, not all kids are like that in the netherlands
we were absolutely the worst bunch of kids in that school
and a lot of the rules got changed and tightened because
of our class.

it's 13 years later now and my cousin is taking classes
at that exact same school with lots of the same teachers
still there but the rules are so tight now that if you
would pull a stunt like that they'd kick you off school
in two seconds flat.

IstenSzek said:

evenstar3 said:

LOL!

teachers can be so sedated sometimes

i broke up with a girlfriend during my second year, well she really broke
up with me i should say. told me she wanted to get back with her ex.

so next period when we had arts and crafts i was determined to let her see
that it didn't effect me at all.

so as i was putting the finishing touches on my prized clay elephant i was
constantly singing james brown's "i feel good"



oh i felt so smug right then

until she snuck up from behind me and bashed my clay elephant to a big
pile of snot with a big piece of mdf board



didn't say a word, just looked at me as if to say "one more word and
the board lands on your face".

On our senior trip, a weekend at a camp resort chapparoned by college aged alumns of our highschool, which translates to.....people who graduated with our older brothers and cousins...so it was on!!!

We got to the camp and were already drunk from just the bus ride up there. EVERYONE had to have gotten the memo to smuggle beer and liquor and whatever else moved you back then onto the bus! We got off the buses and to our cabins...and it was a party like no other. Chapparones were nowhere to be seen, they were probably having an orgy...ahem...party of their own!

Then came an announcement by the camp director over the loudspeaker.

"Attention! The group here from Swissvale High School, please know that your buses will be back in the morning to pick you all up as the noise and the partying is something we cannot and will not condone here at Camp Soles.We have never ever had a group of seniors in the history of us working with your school's Senior Trip act as raucous and abhorrently out of control as you all have displayed today". Had your buses not already left; you all would be back on them and shipped home". "They will be returning first thing in the morning to take you off Camp Sole's property and your administrators will be notified of these circumstances".

Then they began raiding all the cabins confiscating liquor, beer and drugs! The girls cabins were closer and they all ran up to the boys cabins alerting us of the raids...so we hid all our shit in the woods until afterwards!

Well Hell!!!...that was just something to add even more fuel to the fire!!! We stayed up all night having pantie raids, drinking, making out, YOU NAME IT!!!

There were no more senior trips to Camp Soles ever again.....ALL HAIL SWISSVALE'S CLASS OF '83 BITCHES!!!

jess555ja said:

jess555ja said:

lol @ the pigs

our senior prank was filling up the entire entrance hall with balloons.
our teachers had feared the worst but were pleasantly surprised when it
turned out that morning that our prank was actually quite innocent and
fun.

it had taken all 6 senior classes all night long to blow up all those
thousands of balloons and fill up the entire hall. and then the junior
pupils had to fight their way through them to get into the auditorium



the most fun part was that we were on the roof, directly above the
entrance doors, bombarding the juniors with waterballoons



took us about a day after that to clean up all the balloons and all
but it was a great sight.

IstenSzek said:

OK, I think personally the height of my shenanigans in high school was deliberately requesting a book I knew the school library didn't have and when the librarian went off looking for the book, I went behind the counter and stole the library card of a guy I was totally in love with

DexMSR said:

that is so cool! that's the kind of lasting impression that makes a difference



i love this story