Have you ever? If you have, fine yourself the dollar amount.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100

Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed our and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Re-Post it as..."My Fine Is... $585.10!!!!
[Edited 4/30/07 14:20pm]

How is sex with a Puerto Rican being grouped with vandalism and prostitution?

Imago said:

You haven't, have you?

Imago said:

you know, i was just reading that and wondering what the hell that question was actually doing there... seems a little racist....i'll remove that one....

Don't feel bad, my total was $610.60!

435.15

155

Dewrede said:

Goober!

$641.50

HereToRockYourWorld said:

whew.

It's safe for me to post my measly $490.

Oh my God, sunchylde, were you doing all these things with me??!

My total was $585.10!

CarrieMpls said:

Mary being a 40-something same-sex coworker bumped my number significantly.
[Edited 4/30/07 15:04pm]

just a smidge over $500

$100.10 dang!!

On the have sex for money question.....does having sex when you don't feel like it, but are bribed with a new outfitt etc. and then going ahead with it, count as sex for money??

SureThing said:

I would say yes.

gemini13 said:

[Edited 4/30/07 15:07pm]

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Oh. Well then I'm a total prostitute.

$225

SureThing said:

I would be too if people offered me clothes for sex. That's win/win right there. Sex AND wardrobe enhancement!


I can't type today
[Edited 4/30/07 15:10pm]

WAIT, I forgot about the one time I was paid to stay home from work and be a sex slave.

$741.50.

u see what happens when u only been with 1 guy a lesson 2 u all

HereToRockYourWorld said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Hold out a lot. You'll get your clothes.

I've gotten hair appts. and everything out of it already.

Wait.....I'm totally bragging about bein a Ho. I need to shut up now.

$610.10

GangstaFam said:

Someone's kissed someone whose name they didn't know I see.

onenitealone said:

OMG I'm evil

$775.60 and this does not count the times I actually got paid for sex but I didn't include that because those 2 times I didn't ask the guy for money and didn't expect they were going to whip out their wallet