Seriously - the daft bint in my office is chomping on the stuff and it really grates on me, like nails across a blackboard. It sounds like a mouse on a rusty tricycle.

GAAAAHHRRR!!!

I was on a plane in China and when I got off, I put my bag over my shoulder, but someone had dropped chewing gum on the floor of the plane, so it stuck on me, all over my top and everything..

I lost my shoe cos of chewing gum..

Wanna know why>?

Cos when we went to reclaim our baggage, I told my chaperone I needed to go to the bathroom to clean this shit off me, and he said ok.. he would get my bag.
When I returned the people collecting us, gathered our bags and walked real fast back to the car park.. I saw pretty colours falling to the floor and I realised my bag had ripped in transit, and all my underwear and clothes were falling out..

It wasnt till I got back to the hotel that I realised one shoe must still be going around on the carosel.. along with my knickers..
[Edited 3/15/07 8:55am]

I like gum.



I think eraclito should be banned for his shameless flirting.

SureThing said:

someone else said that!
he always used to get banned..

SureThing said:

I like eraclito.

He's very funny and witty, if totally un-American and stuff.

can't you just ask the "daft bint" to refrain from chewing during business hours??

emm said:

emm said:

Sadly not - she's my boss.

peterfalconer said:

I wonder if she's related to my boss who does the exact same thing. It's an unwritten policy in my department that no one chew gum b/c we all know she'll ask for a piece and chew it like a cow chewing its cud.

REDFEATHERS said:

this is the only recorded evidence of a non-Brit using the phrase "daft bint"

I don't have an opinion on the matter. But I had to post something.

LittleSmedley said:

Sorry, mate - you're wide of the mark! I'm originally from Hartlepool in the North East, and currently living in fucking London!

peterfalconer said:

i didn't mean you peter - my post didn't come out right - it was emm using the phrase...

LittleSmedley said:

Are ur Mutiny still going?

LittleSmedley said:

No probs!

Yes, we're still going - stumbling a bit at the moment, as we've all got so much on, but I'm still writing and recording at least, even though the gigs are a bit thin on the ground...

I've learned that unfortunately you can't stop the "daft bints" from doing anything. Look around ya.

Empress said:

This particular bint looks like Hugh Laurie in drag.

I remember my friends brother picked something off the street, thinking it was chewing gum.. he popped it into his mouth and started chewing it..
































it was infact.....













































































































.. a used condom..

REDFEATHERS said:

I chewed on a unused chocolate flavoured condom, walking back home from an unsuccessful night on the pull once. It was alright. You could hardly taste the spermicide

LittleSmedley said:

I wonder how many calories are in a chocolate condom?

if it was banned many people wouldn't smell too good.

I hate everything about chewing gum. It smells bad, people chewing it look bad, it gets everywhere, it makes you hungry etc...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Gum never disintegrates, either. Soon the entire world will have a layer of gum on it!

a gum i was chewing once disintegrated in my mouth once, it got real soggy and sticky ...I couldn't spit it out so I had to swollaw...eww. so it's true that it makes you hungry?

unlucky7 said:

I think that happens when you chew gum that's very old. I seem to remember that happening to me once.

I love chewing gums!I love bubble gums!

I chew gum when I run at my home station in Arizona.....it helps me focus on anything but the searing pain in my lungs from running at an altitude of 5340 feet above sea level.....

NDRU said:

If that's you in your profile, you're cute.