Are you into crossdressing, golden showers, scat play, S&M, dressing up as goldy locks its cool tell us your perversion.

I crossdress

I find feet attractive, and no not dirty construction sweaty feet. Just normal freshly showered toes.

Really I don't think its a fetish it's just that so many other people are so anti feet that my attraction has be elevated.

lazycrockett said:

Its called a foot fetish and a lot people think Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish for all his foot shots in his movies

Hands I love hands, clean, nicely cut nails amazing My boyfriend has a thing for feet too.

I think I managed to gross out LordEvil.

JustErin said:

No you didn't in fact I could send you something that would scare the hell out of you but I'm a gentleman.....ahum an evil gentleman

LordEvil said:

I know its called a foot fetish, my point was a lot of people are so repulsed by feet that anyone who finds them remotely attractive suddenly has a fetish. I treat the feet like every other part of a person I'm "getting with" but when i show them some attention they get all "Eww don't touch my feet, feet are nasty."

Of course these same people have no problem with my tongue in their ass??

lazycrockett said:

That is funny you can go ass to mouth but don't touch the feet

lazycrockett said:

Feet.

Put fish in you mouth.

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash


From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes


They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash


The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son


The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"


They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"


It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you


Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

i used to work with a guy who mispronounced the word fetish and instead said "fed-ex". i tried correcting him, but i think he just preferred talking about people's bizarre fed-exes.

I don't think I have a fetish.

SureThing said:

Have you ever done the Monster Mash?

HobbesLeCute said:

I'm afraid I don't get it.

SureThing said:

It was a graveyard smash.

Teeth, claws and blood.

HobbesLeCute said:

I know the song.....I just don't get what it has to do with Fetishes.

Wheres Anx?

SureThing said:

The song is the fetish.

HobbesLeCute said:

Oh.

SureThing said:

what am i now, the hobbes-to-dani dictionary?



that's somewhat outside the realm of comforting thoughts.

Anx said:

And I just thought of my fetish. I get a kick out of bugging the shit out of, and trying to grow on, people that don't like me, or are mean to me.

Examples.

Anx
FunkMistress
IB
CarrieMPLS
GEMINI13
CORTESTHEKILLER

So far I've suceeded with all of the above.....except Funkmistress won't acknowledge me publically yet.....

Next on my list is Stymie.


My fetish is annoying the people who abuse me.

SureThing said:

i just want you to know that it's not because i hate you that i abuse you.

Anx said:

I know.

Lips. I cant help it but men who have sexy lips drives me absolutely crazy

I have fantasies but not fetishes as such, Having said that, I get turned on by girls in football/soccer kits.

High heels, basic boring lingerie stuff.

Maybe also extensive use of make-up and a beautiful, sublime neck.

lazycrockett said:

And here I thought I was the only one....

Anx said:

LMAO off a hate fetish