When's the last time you did the hump?

Was it particularly satisfying?

Did you do it in the rear?

It's been nearly a week for me, because my fiance and mine's schedules don't agree any more. One of us is on second shift, the other on third. We see each other about three hours which is enough time for a bit o' humpage, if we weren't both so tired and trying to get everything we need to get done finished in that window.

When's the last time you did the hump?
It's been a week.

Was it particularly satisfying?
I came. But it wasn't like any better than the average orgasm.

Did you do it in the rear?
No.

luv4all7 said:

Why no ass loving?

CortestheKiller said:

I once did a girl who looked like Quasimodo,
back in my college days.


Though,
come to think of it,
I'm not sure this is exactly what you mean by that question.

CortestheKiller said:

I JUST had this conversation with someone else.
I was always afraid too.
This person told me how to do it without it hurting though. So who knows. If I ever have sex again, maybe I'll try.

last time was Sunday
Very very satisfying..(way to go baby )
and no ass loving this time

LOL
wow

luv4all7 said:

Well, I had a bad ass-sex experience once so I was afraid to go back. But I figure if I'm marrying a guy, he should be able to explore whatever oriface (sp?) he wants to. I ain't going ass-to-mouth though, no matter what Kevin Smith says.

Anyway, it's okay if the guy doesn't just ram it in there. I mean, it needs to be slippery, slow, and with lots of clitoral stimulation and you aren't going to care too much.

I'd ask for it again.

DanceWme said:

It's nice when it does a little more than scratch your itch, doesn't it? I mean, hell yeah.

luv4all7 said:

As Jewel once said:

"In the end,
only kindness matters...."

CortestheKiller said:

This is exactly what my friend said.
I'm thinkin' if it's not like a premeditated thing, I'd be okay. But I cannot deal with it ahead of time. It'd have to be heat of the moment type thing.

CortestheKiller said:

lol
I was scared to do it at first but then I was like what the hell
Not saying I like it..He likes it so hey

And another thing. God I'm totally givin TMI tonite. But fuck it, ain't.

I'm very proud that up until only about a month or two ago, I could only cum if I was on the bottom. But now I can cum on top. WOW, SOOOOO much better. Yayyyy me!

DanceWme said:

I kind of enjoy it. Though admittedly, jizz in the arse isn't cute or romantic.

luv4all7 said:

You know, I usually only do it if I'm on top. I mean, I've came while on bottom, but it happens much easier if I just ride it til I get off.

CortestheKiller said:

See. I think the reason I always came on the bottom was cuzza the way the base would rub my clit or something. I'm not even sure. But your not missing anything. The top is so much better. I'm so glad I learned to finally cum on top. Too bad I don't have a partner anymore.

CortestheKiller said:

not in but on..
well I was told lol

CortestheKiller said:

I can cum on top and bottom but yeah top is way better
way to go top
lol i need to go to bed

DanceWme said:

Yeah, well, in is just a mess.

CortestheKiller said:

Never thought of that. Aw man. Tell him to pull out!!

luv4all7 said:

We've only done it once. I had no idea of the mess involved. I mean, he always pulls out in the vag even considering the birth control pills. Which I like. I guess he didn't feel the need for extra protection against ass-babies!

CortestheKiller said:

So like, the jizz was just sittin' around in there, afterwards??? Like it won't come out. OMG!!!!!
Sorry, I just find it slightly humerous.

But how was the actual act? Is it worth it?

luv4all7 said:

Unfortunately, this thread is going to have to have details I see. Let's see here!

We were both intoxicated on wine. Sometimes I like it real well when he's intoxicated because in the time it takes him to get off once, I can usually get off 3 or so times! That makes me feel almost guilty to type. Ehm, anyway. So we were having sex and he slipped out and tried to get back in but he was at the wrong hole. I was like, "WTF, over, move up."

So he did but then I was like, "Wait, do you like it that way?" So he says, "I don't know, I've never done it like that." I said, "So do you WANT to?" he says, "YES!"

Was it worth it? Yeah. You just can't let a man throw it in there like my ex did. I mean, he was all, SLAM... and I was like, "OW I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE." You gotta at least warn a girl. But this was done "right" and it was comfy and after the initial adjustment, a few seconds you know, it started to feel a-okay. Plus, as I said, with the clitoral stimulation going on I didn't care so much what was going on back there anyway. It was just kind of a bonus.

CortestheKiller said:

Thanks for sharing. Sorry I needed all the details.

I'm like the girl who wants to try a plug for the first time, and is scared to take the first step, I know.

luv4all7 said:

I'm not going to engage in it all the time though, just for the record. Just every great once in awhile, to throw something new in. Though it's not exactly "new" now. You know what I mean, though.

I don't mind the detail-giving. I guess not everyone's gonna wanna read my anal experiences though.

Argh, I gotta go to bed. Back to the new job in the morning. Yay Sam's Club. Ugh.

CortestheKiller said:

God is not in this thread.

Number23 said:

23 lays it bare.

CortestheKiller said:

My bf didnt ask. We were having sex and he kinda just grabbed me and turned me around. So im like ok what the hell...Then Im like oh no I know what ur doing..so im like no please no..lol. Hes like shhh and starts stimulating my clit. Once he did that it made it much easier for me to forget what he was doing. Next thing u know he was in there and we're going at it.. I mean
Then when he came..he pulled out and came all over my ass. Then he got up and was like 'that was good and u look sexy like that'..Im like with cum on my ass? lol. But we do it every so often..

Ya'll r trippin' me out with this thread...but 2 answer,with me n mine it'z a daily 'humpin'' thing we don't have any issuez n the lovin' department. A little xploration of the azz @ timez is okay 2...just gotta know what ur doin' that'z all. Later on 0)+>