A comprehensive list:

1) Sear's Tower
2) Several (but not all) species of whales
3) Mt. Everest
4) Mel Gibson's most recent bar tab
5) All the hamburgers sold at McDonald's last year, end-to-end
6) The world's largest ball of twine
7) A Hummer
8) 7 of the 9 planets
9) The Eifel Tower
10) Several (but not all) artic glaciers

I think that's it but I'm doing extensive research as we speak.

you're an ass dude.

The Hindenberg.

That burning you feel?

The clap!

Oh the humanity!!

jerseykrs said:

On that subject, many have noticed I do not talk about my ass as much as my impressive package. That's because I would only rate my butt a 9 on a 1-10 scale.

2the9s said:

2 months disease free and loving it. The Free Clinic sent me a "We've Missed You" card.

Is it true your penis has its own zipcode?

AlfofMelmak said:

I put in a special request and got 69696-6969.

There is also a limited edition postage stamp. A really BIG postage stamp.

He's being investigated by the Bush administration for having a potential weapon of ass destruction.

Tom said:

I will have to admit, global satellites are directed toward my penis at all times.

I talk a lot with Condi Rice for undisclosed reasons.

Rumors of an military strike in my pants are unfounded though.

Not really sure why this thread is not flaming yet. According to a recent Org poll I conducted, the most pressing issue of discussion around here is my penis.

i don't see my ego on that list anywhere.

Is your penis visible from outer space? Are you jacking off or signalling the aliens to attack?
[Edited 8/3/06 9:30am]

coolcat said:

The Captain has caused several inter-galatic wars by blocking out the sun to some planets in further galaxies.

A baby's thimble.

...this thread.

who cares. Just send me pics

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

The title of the thread got censored!!!

I'm controversial now.

From now on, I will refer to my member only as "Captain's Log" or "Herman" for reasons too complicated to explain.
[Edited 8/3/06 12:58pm]

kidelrich said:

10,000 baby timbles possibly.

purplerein said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

The day will come when all shall see the splendor and glory.

In the meantime, just rent any porn at random. I'm the stunt p---s in offscreen shots of 75% of the adult movies out there.

Herman grows bored.

You know the tallest man in the world, Robert Wadlow. Dwarfs that mother!

Oh Captain

If you're going to edit the title of your post, edit it correctly!

It's Pen0r!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It was censored by the "powers that be".

Someone altered my p---s!

CaptainChaos said:

Well it's your thread and you can still correct it

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No, the edit function is not on the first post.

The mods won't let me touch my p---s!

Regardless of the censoring of my p---s, the mods are still my homies though.

They knew the world could not handle my uncensored p---s.

CaptainChaos said:

We all still know what it really says.