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Thread started 07/29/06 8:33am

jerseykrs

"Fall Down" Drunk

Wow, I really out did myself this time. disbelief

Let me preface the story by stating that, yes, I was indeed drunk off my ass.

There’s a lot of graffiti in the bathroom of this bar that I go to, so while I was in there doing my business, I noticed a tag on the wall that a friend of mine had left. He lives in Atlanta now. I was laughing my ass off, so I wanted to take a picture of it and picture message it to his phone. One problem though, it was way high on the wall, almost by the ceiling, and my phone needed to be closer to get a good picture of it.

So, I made the wonderful decision to stand on the toilet to get the picture. rolleyes I slipped of course and NEARLY fell right on the floor. This, if you know about my germaphobia, would have been the most traumatic thing, like, ever. Luckily I’m agile like Spider-Man and managed to save my fall by grabbing on to the sink on the way down. Of this I was quite proud. That lasted only a millisecond though.

On my drunken descent, the FUCKING TOILET broke off the floor and fell over on it’s side. omfg Yeah, you read that right. The pipe from the wall is spraying water like Old Faithful, and I’m literally laughing harder than I have in quite some time. lol

The best part is I managed to do all this without ANYONE noticing. Everyone was busy watching the band. So I stroll out, not soaking wet, but wet enough. My friends look at me and just CRACK UP. I of course tell them the story, and begin to tell them we need to get the fuck out of there FAST. Hahahahahaah

They were having no part of it. By this time, a crowd of people including the bar’s personnel have congregated by the bathroom, wondering what the hell happened. The pipe is still spraying water like nobody’s business too. They finally got the water turned off and we just went on with our night. I took a pic of my buddy John standing on the broken toilet, like we fucking conquered it or some shit.
falloff

The joke’s on me though, because I woke up this morning with a bruised finger and thumb (I’ve broken fingers before, and I think my thumb might be broken) and I CAN NOT bend my left knee. I can’t walk! I vaguely remember it smashing into the wall as I was desperately trying not to land on the gross floor. I don’t remember ANY of these things hurting last night though. I DESPISE the hosptital, but I really think I'm going to have to go and have my knee looked at. I can deal with the broken thumb, but not being able to walk is gonna pose a problem.
sigh


What’s the worst part of it all?


I never even got the photo.
doh!
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Reply #1 posted 07/29/06 8:34am

jerseykrs

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Reply #2 posted 07/29/06 8:40am

JustErin

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Wow, you are so cool!
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Reply #3 posted 07/29/06 8:42am

jerseykrs

JustErin said:

Wow, you are so cool!



I'm a fucking retard. disbelief disbelief disbelief
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Reply #4 posted 07/29/06 8:43am

JustErin

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jerseykrs said:

JustErin said:

Wow, you are so cool!



I'm a fucking retard. disbelief disbelief disbelief


How old are you again?
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Reply #5 posted 07/29/06 8:44am

jerseykrs

JustErin said:

jerseykrs said:




I'm a fucking retard. disbelief disbelief disbelief


How old are you again?



Two years older than you jerk. thumbs up!
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Reply #6 posted 07/29/06 8:55am

JustErin

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jerseykrs said:

JustErin said:



How old are you again?



Two years older than you jerk. thumbs up!


I thought you were 32? Now you are 34?

Admit it, you're actually 43.
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Reply #7 posted 07/29/06 8:58am

luv4all7

lol Awesome. lol
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Reply #8 posted 07/29/06 9:01am

shanti0608

Take it from me- you should have your knee looked at..
comfort
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Reply #9 posted 07/29/06 9:02am

mrdespues

hahahhaha!

falloff

you know, i did a similar thing a few weeks back... but at my parent's house.... ripped the sink off the fucking wall....

bad news man! bad news!

funny though. but very stupid.

lol


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[Edited 7/29/06 9:03am]
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Reply #10 posted 07/29/06 9:03am

jerseykrs

shanti0608 said:

Take it from me- you should have your knee looked at..
comfort



Thing is, I don't want to call my parents and ask one of them to take me, cause then I'll have to come clean about how it happened!! falloff

My best friend said he'll take me when he gets home.
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Reply #11 posted 07/29/06 9:05am

shellyevon

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eek Hospitals have supergerms!!!

You better have it looked at anyway.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison
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Reply #12 posted 07/29/06 9:08am

jerseykrs

shellyevon said:

eek Hospitals have supergerms!!!

You better have it looked at anyway.

lol
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Reply #13 posted 07/29/06 9:11am

Sweeny79

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omfg A woman at my mom's work did that to the toliet we still can't figure out how she managed it! falloff

ps your friend is hot.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #14 posted 07/29/06 9:12am

jerseykrs

Sweeny79 said:

omfg A woman at my mom's work did that to the toliet we still can't figure out how she managed it! falloff



Maybe she was drunk and trying to take a picture of the ceiling!

falloff falloff


Ow my knee!! doh!
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Reply #15 posted 07/29/06 9:12am

JasmineFire

Sweeny79 said:

omfg A woman at my mom's work did that to the toliet we still can't figure out how she managed it! falloff

eek did she do it to a toilet at work?
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Reply #16 posted 07/29/06 9:14am

Sweeny79

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JasmineFire said:

Sweeny79 said:

omfg A woman at my mom's work did that to the toliet we still can't figure out how she managed it! falloff

eek did she do it to a toilet at work?



yup. eek

and it was full of you know stinky what too. ill
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #17 posted 07/29/06 9:14am

Sweeny79

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jerseykrs said:

Sweeny79 said:

omfg A woman at my mom's work did that to the toliet we still can't figure out how she managed it! falloff



Maybe she was drunk and trying to take a picture of the ceiling!

falloff falloff


Ow my knee!! doh!



Poor baby kiss2
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #18 posted 07/29/06 9:17am

JasmineFire

Sweeny79 said:

JasmineFire said:


eek did she do it to a toilet at work?



yup. eek

and it was full of you know stinky what too. ill

eek eek

poor thing. that must have been so embarrassing for her. lol
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Reply #19 posted 07/29/06 9:18am

CarrieMpls

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falloff

omg! Hilarious.



Hope you're ok. sad
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Reply #20 posted 07/29/06 9:52am

CHIC0

hah!



congratulations clapping here are some awards for you.....




3rd place



2nd place


1st place


grand prize! the coveted GOLDEN TOILET SEAT award


thumbs up!










hope you're ok. comfort
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Reply #21 posted 07/29/06 10:36am

endorphin74

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falloff

you just made me feel SOOOO much better about my behavior last nite!

lol


comfort I hope you heal up quickly! comfort
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Reply #22 posted 07/29/06 12:53pm

CinisterCee

Reminded me of this game I like:

http://gprime.net/game.php/fallinggirl
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Reply #23 posted 07/29/06 1:07pm

KatSkrizzle

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That's pretty funny! I got drunk last night, but no toilet stories!
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Reply #24 posted 07/29/06 2:52pm

jerseykrs

in retrospect, I have to say that I think the broken bones and knee are way better than if I had landed on the floor!


barf
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Reply #25 posted 07/29/06 2:55pm

fantasyislande
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falloff
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Reply #26 posted 07/29/06 3:08pm

shanti0608

jerseykrs said:

in retrospect, I have to say that I think the broken bones and knee are way better than if I had landed on the floor!


barf


Have you been checked out yet??
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Reply #27 posted 07/29/06 3:14pm

jerseykrs

shanti0608 said:

jerseykrs said:

in retrospect, I have to say that I think the broken bones and knee are way better than if I had landed on the floor!


barf


Have you been checked out yet??



I'm being stubborn and toughing it out.
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Reply #28 posted 07/29/06 3:16pm

shanti0608

jerseykrs said:

shanti0608 said:



Have you been checked out yet??



I'm being stubborn and toughing it out.


That's what I did for 4 days...I would not recommend it.
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Reply #29 posted 07/29/06 3:18pm

jerseykrs

shanti0608 said:

jerseykrs said:




I'm being stubborn and toughing it out.


That's what I did for 4 days...I would not recommend it.



Ok, I'll just do it for two. winkwinkwink
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