the more I look at that toilet, the more I realize how obscene it is Pissin' in someone's mouth....oh god

How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up & add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat & soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet & close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate & make ample suds. Never mind the noises coming from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power-wash" & rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door. Be sure there are no people between the bathroom & the door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, & quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, & run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet & the cat will be sparkling clean.




Sincerely,
The Dog

StDrew said:

wouldn't the cat now be covered in a fine film of poo residue? Oh well, it can lick it off I guess