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PrintableAnx said: XxAxX said: pssst! i think that's an excerpt from that book 'The Bridges of Madison County'  FINALLY! someone who gets my references!  you're poetry baby, sheer poetry! | |
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Anx said: XxAxX said: pssst! i think that's an excerpt from that book 'The Bridges of Madison County' FINALLY! someone who gets my references! I avoided that book like the plague in my college prep English class. Forgive me. | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: FINALLY! someone who gets my references! I avoided that book like the plague in my college prep English class. Forgive me. DUDE! there's like a 17 page threeway scene featuring a tubful of cocaine, a strobelight and a man-sized fruit bat. good stuff! 
of course, that was considered too "edgy" to go in the movie.  | |
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Anx said: DUDE! there's like a 17 page threeway scene featuring a tubful of cocaine, a strobelight and a man-sized fruit bat. good stuff!
of course, that was considered too "edgy" to go in the movie. Lies! You're just trying to get me to read a glorified romance novel.  | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: DUDE! there's like a 17 page threeway scene featuring a tubful of cocaine, a strobelight and a man-sized fruit bat. good stuff!
of course, that was considered too "edgy" to go in the movie. Lies! You're just trying to get me to read a glorified romance novel. well, *MY* copy has that scene in it, anyway. i'll loan it to you. just read the parts in the margins written in blue ballpoint. | |
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Sometimes the Cappy has to fake it because of the intense pleasure I am giving my women. I hear that too many sustained orgasms in a row can cause insanity and I am thinking of the lovely ladies and their fragile psycological states when I throw in the towel. [Edited 3/6/06 11:47am] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said:
whenever i have to do this, i usually starting hitting it doggystyle, then start breathing heavier and gyrating faster then pull out and spit on their butt.  
omg  | |
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Anx said: well, *MY* copy has that scene in it, anyway. i'll loan it to you. just read the parts in the margins written in blue ballpoint.
Pushy! Couldn't you just send me the cliffnotes? | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: well, *MY* copy has that scene in it, anyway. i'll loan it to you. just read the parts in the margins written in blue ballpoint.
Pushy! Couldn't you just send me the cliffnotes? i'll Pushy YOU over a cliffnote! 
(okay, that was dumb) | |
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Anx said: i'll Pushy YOU over a cliffnote!
(okay, that was dumb) I'm a fruit bat. I can fly.  | |
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No because most of the time i don't cum in the presence of the other guy. i'm more worried about getting him off, and if i'm playing with Daddy i have to ask to cum You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: i'll Pushy YOU over a cliffnote!
(okay, that was dumb) I'm a fruit bat. I can fly. ok, now YOUR lack of sleep is showing. | |
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Anx said: ok, now YOUR lack of sleep is showing.
I know. Naptime!
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: ok, now YOUR lack of sleep is showing.
I know. Naptime!
you better really be napping! we can tell when you're faking, you know! | |
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The only time i cam close to faking it was when one of my ex girlfriends were making some stupid ass facial expressions and it just turned me off. But i tried to pretend it didn't. The relationship did not last much longer though. | |
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Spats said: The only time i cam close to faking it was when one of my ex girlfriends were making some stupid ass facial expressions and it just turned me off. But i tried to pretend it didn't. The relationship did not last much longer though.
Umm...maybe she was in the process of having a great orgasm?  | |
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TMPletz said: Spats said: The only time i cam close to faking it was when one of my ex girlfriends were making some stupid ass facial expressions and it just turned me off. But i tried to pretend it didn't. The relationship did not last much longer though.
Umm...maybe she was in the process of having a great orgasm? he probably didn't realize, seeing as how it was his first time witnessing that. | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: sinisterpentatonic said:
whenever i have to do this, i usually starting hitting it doggystyle, then start breathing heavier and gyrating faster then pull out and spit on their butt.
omg I felt the same way.... then laughed | |
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Lizzy7701 said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
omg I felt the same way.... then laughed thats some nasty stuff man! | |
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Anx said: you better really be napping! we can tell when you're faking, you know! I really did nap!  | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: you better really be napping! we can tell when you're faking, you know! I really did nap! | |
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Anx said: Honestly. I'm rubbing the sleep out of my eyes as we speak.  | |
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Anx said: GangstaFam said: Yes, but the circumstances to get you to that point are usually so awkward that it's hard to forget. At least for me.  no, not really. at the time, it was just a way to abbreviate some tedious sex. god, i'm jaded
[Edited 3/6/06 11:02am] No, let's be real. You're a whore. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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Anx said: GangstaFam said: Lies! You're just trying to get me to read a glorified romance novel. well, *MY* copy has that scene in it, anyway. i'll loan it to you. just read the parts in the margins written in blue ballpoint. Please. Everybody knows those pages are stuck together. And ya'll are nasty. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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DynamicSavior said: Please. Everybody knows those pages are stuck together. And ya'll are nasty.
Blame it on the fruit bat.  | |
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DynamicSavior said: Anx said: no, not really. at the time, it was just a way to abbreviate some tedious sex. god, i'm jaded
[Edited 3/6/06 11:02am] No, let's be real. You're a whore. if you're gonna take it there, we're gonna have to be SURreal. as in trampolines and gansta style vampire sex. | |
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Anx said: DynamicSavior said: No, let's be real. You're a whore. if you're gonna take it there, we're gonna have to be SURreal. as in trampolines and gansta style vampire sex. You think THAT makes you jaded? Please. Ever been fisted by your dad? One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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Anx said: gansta style vampire sex.
hey! | |
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Anx said: sinisterpentatonic said:
whenever i have to do this, i usually starting hitting it doggystyle, then start breathing heavier and gyrating faster then pull out and spit on their butt. i just copied that on to an index card and filed it in my recipe box. Oh I love recipe boxes! I have one too!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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fantasyislander said: TMPletz said: Umm...maybe she was in the process of having a great orgasm? he probably didn't realize, seeing as how it was his first time witnessing that. Duh!!! I realize why she was making those stupid looking faces. But it was a total turnoff. Not attractive. | |
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