KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up
and with her eyes closed, both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and

walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that
she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in
for
over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded
from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the

wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
brains in
for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde

"a WAD of bread" good god!!!

i've heard that before!!! i laugh my head off every time!! classic!

Oh no. I'm on the lemonade fast and I'm at work, so when I read this, I started gigglin and then I farted. Now I hope nobody comes in here...

TheSmyrk said:

LMAO! Lemonade makes you fart?

SpankMEsally said:

Lol. Nope. the lemonade fast does. It's cayenne pepper, lemon juice and organic syrup. Fartin like a cow right now.

funkpill said:

I actually hear about this case in psychology into class. They used it to point out the powerful nature of perceptions. That girl sat in the car for 4 hours, panicing that if she let go she would die because her brains would fall out. We all from our vantage point might this is crazy. She was a normal woman who was scared by the sound and her quick reaction to create a explanation of what had happened led to her sitting in the car holding her "brains" in.

thanks for that

I used to hate peeling the wrapper off of those Pillsbury canned biscuits knowing that the can was about to pop open.

that shit is crazy!!!!

YOU SAY SUICIDE< I SAY HOMICIDE