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Reply #30 posted 09/06/05 4:43pm

unlucky7

Maybe something traumatizing happened to her that involved a fart.
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Reply #31 posted 09/06/05 7:07pm

MadameS

unlucky7 said:

Maybe something traumatizing happened to her that involved a fart.

evillol Sometimes the smell of raw funk can do that people.
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Reply #32 posted 09/06/05 8:36pm

psychodelicide

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MadameS said:

unlucky7 said:

Maybe something traumatizing happened to her that involved a fart.

evillol Sometimes the smell of raw funk can do that people.


Or maybe she just doesn't like the way farts smell. fart whofarted lol
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Reply #33 posted 09/06/05 8:50pm

MadameS

psychodelicide said:

MadameS said:


evillol Sometimes the smell of raw funk can do that people.


Or maybe she just doesn't like the way farts smell. fart whofarted lol

The fart must have been some raw bomb ass doody. He needs a laxative and work that out toilet tp for real.
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Reply #34 posted 09/07/05 7:13am

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MadameS said:

psychodelicide said:



Or maybe she just doesn't like the way farts smell. fart whofarted lol

The fart must have been some raw bomb ass doody. He needs a laxative and work that out toilet tp for real.


lol
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Reply #35 posted 09/07/05 7:18am

MartyMcFly

psychodelicide said:

MadameS said:


evillol Sometimes the smell of raw funk can do that people.


Or maybe she just doesn't like the way farts smell. fart whofarted lol



Bullshit... everyone loves a good fart... fart nod fart
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Reply #36 posted 09/07/05 7:20am

psychodelicide

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MartyMcFly said:

psychodelicide said:



Or maybe she just doesn't like the way farts smell. fart whofarted lol



Bullshit... everyone loves a good fart... fart nod fart


Well, I don't, that shit is funky smelling. whofarted
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Reply #37 posted 09/07/05 7:22am

MartyMcFly

psychodelicide said:

MartyMcFly said:




Bullshit... everyone loves a good fart... fart nod fart


Well, I don't, that shit is funky smelling. whofarted



You wouldn't understand.... it's a guy thing.... fart rolleyes wink
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Reply #38 posted 09/07/05 7:24am

psychodelicide

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MartyMcFly said:

psychodelicide said:



Well, I don't, that shit is funky smelling. whofarted



You wouldn't understand.... it's a guy thing.... fart rolleyes wink


Stop rolling your eyes at me. I know women who fart too, though, so perhaps it's not just a guy thing.
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Reply #39 posted 09/07/05 7:39am

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ok. pardon me for jumping in like this but there's something i have to say.

for those of you who think that regularly passing quantities of foul, toxic gasses through your ass is 'normal' please read everything you can on the internet about COLONICS
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Reply #40 posted 09/07/05 7:53am

MadameS

XxAxX said:

ok. pardon me for jumping in like this but there's something i have to say.

for those of you who think that regularly passing quantities of foul, toxic gasses through your ass is 'normal' please read everything you can on the internet about COLONICS

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Reply #41 posted 09/07/05 8:04am

MartyMcFly

psychodelicide said:

MartyMcFly said:




You wouldn't understand.... it's a guy thing.... fart rolleyes wink


Stop rolling your eyes at me. I know women who fart too, though, so perhaps it's not just a guy thing.



I am willing to admit that some women sometimes fart.... however it takes a man to fully appreciate the art of a wall-shaking fart (I know it rhymes.... clever huh? wink )
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Reply #42 posted 09/07/05 9:27am

psychodelicide

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MartyMcFly said:

psychodelicide said:



Stop rolling your eyes at me. I know women who fart too, though, so perhaps it's not just a guy thing.



I am willing to admit that some women sometimes fart.... however it takes a man to fully appreciate the art of a wall-shaking fart (I know it rhymes.... clever huh? wink )


lol You're pretty fly alright. smile
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Reply #43 posted 09/07/05 9:29am

Byron

Well, this was a pleasant read... lol
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Reply #44 posted 09/07/05 12:39pm

JediMaster

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Next time, throw the covers over her head when you do it. That'll learn her.
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #45 posted 09/07/05 12:54pm

MadameS

MartyMcFly said:

psychodelicide said:



Stop rolling your eyes at me. I know women who fart too, though, so perhaps it's not just a guy thing.



I am willing to admit that some women sometimes fart.... however it takes a man to fully appreciate the art of a wall-shaking fart (I know it rhymes.... clever huh? wink )

rolleyes hrmph eye can't beleive the lows that we have sunk to at the org. Here we are discussing wall shaking farts. disbelief
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Reply #46 posted 09/07/05 12:55pm

MadameS

JediMaster said:

Next time, throw the covers over her head when you do it. That'll learn her.

disbelief
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Reply #47 posted 09/07/05 2:06pm

CrystalTits

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charlottegelin said:

PREDOMINANT said:

I'd have followed her into the spare room and farted in there too. Talk about overeacting! Shit, if my wife hadn't come to terms with my (all be they delicately perfumed) emmisions, we would never have made a month of marrage.

"love me, love my stench" biggrin it isn't really love if you can't do that


"till stench do us part"

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where the sun dont ever shine i will shiver the whole night through smile
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Reply #48 posted 09/07/05 6:27pm

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JediMaster said:

Next time, throw the covers over her head when you do it. That'll learn her.
Space for sale...
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Reply #49 posted 09/07/05 6:39pm

MadameS

CrystalTits said:

charlottegelin said:


"love me, love my stench" biggrin it isn't really love if you can't do that


"till stench do us part"

falloff

hrmph This is definitely a sad state of affairs at the org. We have went from Musicology to fart ology disbelief
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Reply #50 posted 09/08/05 12:33am

MartyMcFly

MadameS said:

MartyMcFly said:




I am willing to admit that some women sometimes fart.... however it takes a man to fully appreciate the art of a wall-shaking fart (I know it rhymes.... clever huh? wink )

rolleyes hrmph eye can't beleive the lows that we have sunk to at the org. Here we are discussing wall shaking farts. disbelief





lol
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Reply #51 posted 09/08/05 12:47am

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falloff falloff: falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff
Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
YO MAMA!!
LET'S DO IT!!!
(funky geetaw solo)
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Reply #52 posted 09/08/05 1:48am

calldapplwonde
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MadameS said:

CrystalTits said:



"till stench do us part"

falloff

hrmph This is definitely a sad state of affairs at the org. We have went from Musicology to fart ology disbelief



I guess some would say it's basically the same.
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Reply #53 posted 09/08/05 7:23am

JediMaster

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sosgemini said:

JediMaster said:

Next time, throw the covers over her head when you do it. That'll learn her.


Maybe I shoulda put a wink at the end of that post?
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #54 posted 09/08/05 7:43am

MartyMcFly

calldapplwondery83 said:

MadameS said:


hrmph This is definitely a sad state of affairs at the org. We have went from Musicology to fart ology disbelief



I guess some would say it's basically the same.



lol
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Reply #55 posted 09/08/05 8:09am

psychodelicide

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MadameS said:

MartyMcFly said:




I am willing to admit that some women sometimes fart.... however it takes a man to fully appreciate the art of a wall-shaking fart (I know it rhymes.... clever huh? wink )

rolleyes hrmph eye can't beleive the lows that we have sunk to at the org. Here we are discussing wall shaking farts. disbelief


lol lol
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Reply #56 posted 09/08/05 2:12pm

MadameS

calldapplwondery83 said:

MadameS said:


hrmph This is definitely a sad state of affairs at the org. We have went from Musicology to fart ology disbelief



I guess some would say it's basically the same.

hmmm It could be b/c they're both Funky.
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Reply #57 posted 09/09/05 2:44am

Novabreaker

Finally, a good thread.
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