The scary things parents tell you...

Were you told to eat your vegetables because they put hairs on your chest or if you pulled faces and the wind changed you'd stay like that?

Did you believe such absurdities and do you still?

I wish my parents would have warned me about this thread!

AsianBomb777 said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

AsianBomb777 said:

I wish my parents would have warned me about this thread!

They did warn you about me though didn't they?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

AsianBomb777 said:

I wish my parents would have warned me about this thread!

They did warn you about me though didn't they?

AsianBomb777 said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

They did warn you about me though didn't they?

They'd take you over me anyday.

my mom told me once that cashiers go to sleep behind their cash registers when stores closed at night.

i have no damn idea why she told me that.

she of course denies it now.

Anxiety said:

my mom told me once that cashiers go to sleep behind their cash registers when stores closed at night.

i have no damn idea why she told me that.

she of course denies it now.

AsianBomb777 said:

Anxiety said:

my mom told me once that cashiers go to sleep behind their cash registers when stores closed at night.

i have no damn idea why she told me that.

she of course denies it now.

She was probably concerned about you raiding the lingerie department.

Anxiety said:

my mom told me once that cashiers go to sleep behind their cash registers when stores closed at night.

i have no damn idea why she told me that.

she of course denies it now.

GlitterStream said:

Anxiety said:

my mom told me once that cashiers go to sleep behind their cash registers when stores closed at night.

i have no damn idea why she told me that.

she of course denies it now.

No we don't. I can vouch for that. I mean, when the store closes, why would cashiers still be there?

"Don't leave the basement, Breddie!"

When I was 14. "Get a job"!!!

In my grandparentz place, they had this kinda A4 sized painting on their wall in da lounge which i THINK was of an old Nepalese man with long grey hair and beard. Anywayz, whenever i gave trouble 2 eat my food (which was nearly alwayz and everydayz ) my grandfather used 2 point up at dat pic and say 'see that old buddha man huh...he's going to get very angry at you!!' and at da time bein about 3, 4 yearz old it really scared da crap out of me

No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "

Anxiety said:

GlitterStream said:

No we don't. I can vouch for that. I mean, when the store closes, why would cashiers still be there?

i was twenty five!

I have vegemite and you don't!

althom said:

I was three months old the first time I got drunk with my parents!

anxiety said:

i was twenty five!

My mum told me females ejeculate

I was told to stop touching myself or it'll fall off.

EvilNatisse said:

I was told to stop touching myself or it'll fall off.

same here

When i was 6 yearz old, my parentz played a trick on me after i stayed up late 2 watch Ghostbusters ...i'd gone 2 get myself a drink of water and then i ran back 2 the lounge when it had finished and my parentz put the tv off abruptly and told me that Slimer came out of the tv and went flyin around da room i freaked out and kinda ran 2 bed after dat

No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "

lilmissmissy said:

When i was 6 yearz old, my parentz played a trick on me after i stayed up late 2 watch Ghostbusters ...i'd gone 2 get myself a drink of water and then i ran back 2 the lounge when it had finished and my parentz put the tv off abruptly and told me that Slimer came out of the tv and went flyin around da room i freaked out and kinda ran 2 bed after dat

this is not sumfin my parentz told me

When i was 9 yearz old and went for a swimming lesson with my class, i kinda lost my undiez and had 2 wear my uniform with no undies on I had two classmatez tell me that my vagina would consequently fall out if i wore no pantiez. I remember goin 'yeah RIGHT!' and inwardly freakin out and hopin my vagina wouldn't fall out on me

No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "

EvilNatisse said:

lilmissmissy said:

When i was 6 yearz old, my parentz played a trick on me after i stayed up late 2 watch Ghostbusters ...i'd gone 2 get myself a drink of water and then i ran back 2 the lounge when it had finished and my parentz put the tv off abruptly and told me that Slimer came out of the tv and went flyin around da room i freaked out and kinda ran 2 bed after dat

No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "

lilmissmissy said:

this is not sumfin my parentz told me

When i was 9 yearz old and went for a swimming lesson with my class, i kinda lost my undiez and had 2 wear my uniform with no undies on I had two classmatez tell me that my vagina would consequently fall out if i wore no pantiez. I remember goin 'yeah RIGHT!' and inwardly freakin out and hopin my vagina wouldn't fall out on me

andykeen said:

EvilNatisse said:

lilmissmissy said:

this is not sumfin my parentz told me

When i was 9 yearz old and went for a swimming lesson with my class, i kinda lost my undiez and had 2 wear my uniform with no undies on I had two classmatez tell me that my vagina would consequently fall out if i wore no pantiez. I remember goin 'yeah RIGHT!' and inwardly freakin out and hopin my vagina wouldn't fall out on me

No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "

andykeen said:

TMPletz said:

andykeen said:

My mum told me females ejeculate

Your mother told you THAT????

Anxiety said:

TMPletz said:

Your mother told you THAT????

typically, that's the kind of thing a grandparent is supposed to share.

andykeen said: