The last lie I told was about 7 minutes ago.
Some1 from my office asked me if I was alright and I said 'yeah fine'..but Im not
My head hurts, my shoes are 2 tight, Im tired from staying up till $am watching porn, I haven't eaten yet and that makes me grouchy, My shirt creases 2 fucking easily, Im horny, Im getting phonecalls from wrong number freaks and Im just about 2 get up, go buy a semi-auto-matic from a crack dealer and start blasting ppl at random....other than that im fine

I don't tell lies.

Cloudbuster said:

liar!

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

And just when it seemed that things couldn't get any worse - your thread is now about to die.

The last lie I told was about 2 minutes ago when one of the directors arrived in to my department saying "all busy down here?" to which I replied "Yes, we're always busy" as I minimised my purple and grey explorer window.

well mj,

when i told myself i wouldnt click on this thread ..i lied

when was the last time i spoke the truth?

Y'all just a bunch of fucking liars

About 5 minutes ago when I said I would look at some work to approve straightaway.

TheFrog said:

When U pleaded Guilty 2 the charges of cat molesting last week in Court

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

What did Cinderella say when she accidently fell on Pinnochio's face...."Lie 2 Me"

I just told someone that my dog likes the smell of petrol

don't ask me why, I just felt the need to mark the occasion

with an out of the blue comment. It was either that or have

my spine snapped.

PS:

the above post is a complete lie. obvisously.

IstenSzek said:

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

you're really mad aren't you, but you lied and posted a happy face

IstenSzek said:

I can lick my elbow

I told LadyB0y yesterday his pic looked good

REDFEATHERS said:

i can't remember.

quite recent though i would have thought and more than likely to my mom

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

that's true isn't it?

IstenSzek said:

nah he's lying

AndGodCreatedMe said:

IstenSzek said:

I know

AndGodCreatedMe said:

only on the org...

That I wouldnt cry.

Im never gonna post on this thread ever ever again

hello

I have a girlfriend!