Many of us over 50, Way over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and support hose

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and gald bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and midriff buldge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and vericose veins

13. Inlins skates and a walker

And the ultimate Bad Taste in fashion for the Older Folks

14. Thongs and depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.




shine and 's

i'm over 50, and i still dress like i was back in the 70's and 80's

so, what ya gonna do foo'!?!?

Well..I am not over 50 yet and the dress code is jus' a guide line..



us older folks still rock

IT doesn't matter, ive decided im gonna be a hot mama when i grow older.

<----- hot mama.

lilmissmissy said:

still a Hot mama here too...and true...dosen't matter...

mom pants!



now with 24 inch zipper

MrTee said:

Hey Pip

I intend my autumn years to be as radical as possible

Hey Predom...

Mine too...I am sure they will be incrediable..



miss ya

Raine said:

omg

pippet said:

Ocean said:

thankz Ocean...

pippet said:

Give Byron some lessons ...him and his nuns