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It was Friday the 13th on the org JoeyMFinCoco had just finished a posting about Friday the 13th to the GD board, when he heard a knock at the front door. Slightly annoyed at the interuption, Joey rose from his chair to the peer out the picture window. To his surprise he saw a familiar face from the org. It was... [Edited 5/12/05 18:02pm] | |
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Zelaira.
"Joey, " she screemed. "Joey! - Get your ass out here and meet yo lost son." He stepped outside and stared into the face of.... | |
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FIRST!!!  | |
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Anxiety said: FIRST!!!
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And if you've ever stared into the face of FIRST!!!, you know that's a damn scary thang!  | |
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The Mods came to take his computer away  
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moderatorThe Mods were ready to storm the premises until they saw FIRST. They ran away in absolute terror! First was being held by its mother, Zelaira. Joey knew what he had to do. He reached into the hall closet... [Edited 5/12/05 18:13pm] | |
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...and pulled out a broom. "Don't make me use this!" he yelled. But then Zelaira reached into her long overcoat and pulled out... | |
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FakeZelaira Said: ...A Trampoline And Three LIMITED ETIDION DARK CHOCOLATE MOUNDS BARS For Sexual Chocolating Needs Becaues I Am That Kind Of Foxy Fine Freak Vampire All The Time And I Dress Naked But Then I Am INTERRUPTED By... | |
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I was gonna sayz!! And i close the shop 2night...i hope da boogie man doesn't come get me!!  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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A cucumber. 'Damn..Wrong coat!!' she yelled and ran trough the front door where she bumped into.. The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: A cucumber. 'Damn..Wrong coat!!' she yelled and ran trough the front door where she bumped into..
Wait a minute! That can't be true. Doesn't she carry a cucumber in EVERY coat??? | |
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TMPletz said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: A cucumber. 'Damn..Wrong coat!!' she yelled and ran trough the front door where she bumped into..
Wait a minute! That can't be true. Doesn't she carry a cucumber in EVERY coat??? The CUCUMBER came to life!! It functioned as her fake PENIS!! Noone trusted a cumumber againz. THen one day...she was crossing da road...and a man grabbed her... No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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...and she opened up her mouth to speak: "You knoW I lIke butnuggety jusice Pits but O how MUCH I LoVe PrincE. He woulD loVE to have mY FRUITY BALancE in HiS DryEr. My PAsT is cheCKERed with TElEpHoNE IcecreAm ConeS". The man ran away, because she was obviously nuts. He ran down the street and saw... 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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