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What's the deal with ghost poos? You know, turd's that hit the pan with such ferocity and commotion that when you turn out to find out what the devil has just exited your arse nothing appears to be there...
Where do they dissapear and why do they not come back?  | |
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I don't think that's an appropriate topic of conversation. 
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sneeky torpedos... shoots out like a flash of lightening... although I think they are faster than lightening. Yep, I do. | |
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CarrieMpls said: I don't think that's an appropriate topic of conversation.
I bet you have had a few 'Mr Bond's in your time!  | |
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Freespirit said: sneeky torpedos...
shoots out like a flash of lightening... although I think they are faster than lightening. Yep, I do.ehehe, are sneeky torpedos the same as 'gaseous clay's? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Freespirit said: sneeky torpedos...
shoots out like a flash of lightening... although I think they are faster than lightening. Yep, I do.ehehe, are sneeky torpedos the same as 'gaseous clay's? why yes... they are... | |
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Why would you be so determined to immediately check out our poo? Do you try to get your face down there between your legs to get a better look as it's on the way out?
Sickos!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: I don't think that's an appropriate topic of conversation.
I bet you have had a few 'Mr Bond's in your time!
And even if I have, a lady doesn't say. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I bet you have had a few 'Mr Bond's in your time!
And even if I have, a lady doesn't say. ehehe, so you have. The poo comes back buoyantly to the surface of the water and Carrie says, stroking her kitty...'Ah so meet again, Mr. Bond. :Blofeldvoice: | |
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bkw said: Why would you be so determined to immediately check out our poo? Do you try to get your face down there between your legs to get a better look as it's on the way out?
Sickos!!! Woah man, anyone would think this thread was serious.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said:
And even if I have, a lady doesn't say. ehehe, so you have. The poo comes back buoyantly to the surface of the water and Carrie says, stroking her kitty...'Ah so meet again, Mr. Bond. :Blofeldvoice: 
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Freespirit said: JDINTERACTIVE said: ehehe, are sneeky torpedos the same as 'gaseous clay's? why yes... they are...Gaseous clay's are the worst aren't they Julie?  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: bkw said: Why would you be so determined to immediately check out our poo? Do you try to get your face down there between your legs to get a better look as it's on the way out?
Sickos!!! Woah man, anyone would think this thread was serious. I certainly wasn't When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Woah man, anyone would think this thread was serious. I certainly wasn't I dont think you believe in ghost poos. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: bkw said: I certainly wasn't I dont think you believe in ghost poos. You kidding? Mine come out rattling chains!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I dont think you believe in ghost poos. You kidding? Mine come out rattling chains! Lawl! Are they mischievious? | |
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Mine comes back and says "HOWDEE HOOOOO!"
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don't crack the procelain now! | |
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charlottegelin said: don't crack the procelain now!
Argh, the voice of experience.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: don't crack the procelain now!
Argh, the voice of experience. I am an expert on poos, just ask me! I have 4 boys (including husband who forgets to flush). I have to look at ALL their poo every day  | |
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: Argh, the voice of experience. I am an expert on poos, just ask me! I have 4 boys (including husband who forgets to flush). I have to look at ALL their poo every day Kids forgetting to flush is understandable, but your husband? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: I am an expert on poos, just ask me! I have 4 boys (including husband who forgets to flush). I have to look at ALL their poo every day Kids forgetting to flush is understandable, but your husband? He says they won't go down, but I reckon he just doesn't press the button all the way down. | |
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: Kids forgetting to flush is understandable, but your husband? He says they won't go down, but I reckon he just doesn't press the button all the way down. Every time he goes to the loo you should hand him a bucket of water.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: He says they won't go down, but I reckon he just doesn't press the button all the way down. Every time he goes to the loo you should hand him a bucket of water. I think I should just hand him a bucket and send him outside | |
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: Every time he goes to the loo you should hand him a bucket of water. I think I should just hand him a bucket and send him outside When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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