Lleena said:

i knew you wanted my skipping rope for perverse reasons

lollyp0p said:

These are the collective fantasies of the Org Lolly. You'd be surprised how many people want to tie him to a lampost and have people pay 10p to point and poke at him with a stick.

starkitty said:

Only if you give me cheese breadsticks.

Lleena said:

A looooong Stick

subhuman09 said:

HURRAY!

starkitty said:

(I miss your poetry still.)

Lleena said:

I'm scared

Cloudbuster said:

Heaped in Sarcasm "oh... no... pleaaaaase don't go CB"

POSTDOMINANT said:

you shuold sound more sincere if you want to give him a kick

lollyp0p said:

I think he is gone.

POSTDOMINANT said:

isn't the way i spelled should pretty

podiumdancer said:

very purdy, mind you it does look a bit like mould

DOMINANTrix said:

mould as in jelly mould would be good

a red one in the shape of a bunny wabbit

podiumdancer said:

Nope, mould as in green powdery fungus on yer week old loaf of mothers pride

DOMINANTrix said:

my mothers "pride" is NOT mouldy thankyou very much she baths at least every other month

Below are the lyrics to the Warren Zevon song "Monkey Wash, Donkey Rinse" (another of the many cheery little ditties Warren wrote about death, long before he was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer). My question: What is the meaning of the phrase "Monkey wash, donkey rinse"?:


Hell is only half full
There's room for you and me
I'm looking for a new fool
Who's it gonna be?
It's the Dance of Shiva
It's the Debutantes ball
And everyone will be there
Who's anyone at all

Monkey wash donkey rinse
Going to a party in the center of the earth
Monkey wash donkey rinse
Honey, don't you want to go?

Left eye, right eye
Take a look around
Everybody's heading
For a hole in the ground
And it's the Dance of Shiva
It's the Twilight of the Gods
Thunder and lightning
'Til the break of dawn

Monkey wash donkey rinse
Going to a party in the center of the earth
Monkey wash donkey rinse
Honey, don't you want to go?

Monkey wash donkey rinse
Going to a party in the center of the earth
Monkey wash donkey rinse
Honey, don't you want to go?

I must admit, Ace, that i'm slightly perturbed at our similar musical interests.

Waits, Zevon... are you a hardcore fan of any other macabre songwriters? A bit of Cohen for sir? A touch of Velvet Underground?

TheFrog said:

Cohen, of course (and he's Canadian, I'm sure you know). Prefer Lou's solo stuff to V.U., but of course like them.

Oh - and I'm also a twat.

P.S. Are you a musician, as well?

Ace said:

well (shuffles awkwardly) i write stuff, and play a few instruments, but it would be a lie for me to claim to be a musician, so no.

Interesting that you compare Lou Reed's solo material. Very interesting indeed.

anyway. How d'you like Real Gone? Some great stuff on there, i think, but not as instantly accessible as either Alice or Blood Money...

3bogs said:

"compare"'s alternative meaning in my world is, of course, "prefer".

3bogs said:

I would agree. Some great tracks on Real Gone, but it's uneven. LOVE Blood Money. Actually had the pleasure of meeting the man in '99. I like your taste, Mr. Frog!

If emotions are controlled by our brains, why does your chest physically hurt when you feel bad or upset about something?

Sweeny79 said:

That's your boobies talking to you.

althom said:

Come on now! I really want to know!