"DITTI THE ELF"

Once there was an elf, Ditti who was a rebellious one who wanted to take over Santa's Workshop. Now Ditti was a little elf, with a tendency to well...SCREAM when he spoke. Poor old Ditty. Always trying to upstage Santa. One night, when Santa and his elves were faaaast asleep, Ditti the elf snuck into the workshop to steal some of the lovely letters children have left for Santa that year. "HEHEHEH!!!" giggled Ditti with an evil twitch. 'THIS WILL RUIN SANTA CLAUS FOREVER!! MUHAHAHHA!!!" So with that, he picked the lock oooh so carefully...but all of a sudden, poor Ditti who was about to step into the workshop, tripped on a plank of wood and fell right over, head first. Ditti WAS NOT happy! And forgetting his evil plan, he lost his temper in a fit of a rage! "ARGGGGGH!!! STUPID PLANK!!! I'M GONNA KILL SANTA!!!" Well, as you might have guessed, this woke up all of Santa and the rest of his elves. Santa stomped down, all red faced. "From now on, you are suspended from my team of elves!' he scolded. "OH YEAH?!" screamed Ditti violently in a rage. 'FROM NOW ON, I AM NOT DITTI THE ELF...I AM ANGRY ANGRY SANTA!! AND I AM GOING TO RUIN YOU FOREVER, MUHAHAHHAAHA!' and so became the legend of...

ANGRY ANGRY SANTA!!!




Sorry..all this Santa talk reminded me of this retarded character i wrote 'children's stories about in late high school for english da above was just a half-assed attempt to re-live da legend...my cousin and I used to be in hysterics in class over this character i invented...just cause he screamed when i spoke Anywayz. It soundz shithouse now i guess, just thought i'd share.

Hope y'all are wellz

conch5184 said:

there there now, don't be scurred!!

JoweeCoco said:

Ooh!! ALmost..just aaalllmost

Come on guyz, show this poor angry bastard some love!

I just realized this thread reminds me of hungry hungry hippo





































I was always scared of those things
[Edited 11/13/04 23:44pm]

conch5184 said:

Dat's how i remember gettin da name

aw, don't hide conch!! S'ok!!!

okay *hesitantly stepping out of box, feeling around ground with one foot at a time*




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It's like a car crash- I can't help but look even though I know it's a terrible disaster.



Angry Angry Santa is a funny idea Goodnight
[Edited 11/14/04 0:25am]

conch5184 said:

Good night!!