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So did any one of your parents really ever sit down with you and teach you about the birds and the bees?
"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004 | |
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LittlePill said: I know what you mean! how on earth does a bird shag a bee? "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004 | |
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MikeHunt said: LittlePill said: I know what you mean! how on earth does a bird shag a bee? Hmm, maybe it's the other way around. ![]() Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! ![]() | |
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My mum left me a book on my bed about puberty and sex, after she caught me having a wank over a picture of Sanitta in the Sunday Mail. The enemy is not the other, the enemy is you. | |
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My uncle "taught me" behind the shed. | |
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yes ... more my dad then my mom...
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Mach said: my granny answered alot for me
Go granny!!!!! I have vegemite and you don't! | |
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I honestly don't remember not knowing about sex or where babies came from. I did, however, have to learn about my period in school. I think the only conversation I ever had with my mother about sex was when I told her I was going on birth control when I was in high school. I remember I said, "You'd rather know than not know, right?" And she replied, "I don't know." |
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"Someone" asked me to post this ((BTW, NO MORE, YOU FUCK! Yes! My parents sat me down and told me that it was okay to have sex with birds but that having sex with bees was a morally grey area and that I was on my own for that one!
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oh god, i remember this. | |
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Our cat brought in a dead bird one day when I was a kid, does that count? | |
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ConsciousContact said: My mum left me a book on my bed about puberty and sex, after she caught me having a wank over a picture of Sanitta in the Sunday Mail.
Once as a young lad I remember I lay in my bed one night trying to fall asleep and my poppa came in to check on me. He saw my eyes were open and said son, if you're doing what I suspect you're doing I'll give you fair warning that you may go blind so try to hold off until you get married so you can focus better and see your future wife instead of your future blur! "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004 | |
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My parents always dodged difficult questions by saying that they didn't know, either. Join the Peace Industry! | |
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My mom never really told me about sex, she only told me about my "monthly cycle" and gave me books to read about it. I learned about sex pretty much on my own, sad to say, since I got the feeling that my mom wasn't really open to talking about it. Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip. My give a damn is busted. | |
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I learnt the hard way.
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doctormcmeekle said: I learnt the hard way.
I don't wanna know. "Think inside out." | |
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I still believe in the Stork! | |
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Stripe said: I still believe in the Stork!
Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard. | |
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subhuman09 said: Stripe said: I still believe in the Stork!
Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard. Really??? Liza is my mother! | |
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Stripe said: subhuman09 said: Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard. Really??? Liza is my mother! | |
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Nope....nobody talked about sex, nobody even said the word sex in my house...I learned about basic stuff in girls Phys Ed class in 5th grade, and reproduction in 7th grade health class. That's about it. The rest was by selfd learning as I grew up... "Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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If you’re talking about the time during a car ride, my step dad mentioned something about urges and urinals…yeah I guess that was it. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I learnt the hard way.
you dirty whore | |
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PEJ said: doctormcmeekle said: I learnt the hard way.
you dirty whore said with love | |
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Read this and find out:
2009: Mermaids and Dolphins... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Measure in Love
Now the Lord is sayin' to me, "Whitey, Please..." | |
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My parents never sat me down and talked to me about sex...I kinda did the hands learning thing, but my parents have never shyed away from me talking about sex with them, my dad will tense up a bit but my mom is like one of my girlfriends and I can talk to her about pretty much anything....just a piece of advice for y'all...don't get drunk with a few of your girlfriends and play a game of truth or dare with your mom there...some things she doesn't need to know | |
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Neither...it was more my brother and my friends actually. My brother is eight years older, so he had it all down when I came into my own, but I was notoriously shy anyway. Mom, pulled me aside when all the women began to come out of the woodwork, sat me down, and schooled me on every trick in the book, didn't work cause you simply have to learn that shit on your own! Dad...well...it kinda went like this.....You wearing condoms....or...You eatin pussy yet? Pitiful....but that's my Dad...R.I.P. Atlanta Invasion '08!!! http://prince.org/msg/2/278306
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