Yes, anything. I will do my best to answer your question with the same care, dedication and concentration as Miss Cleo on a sundae bender.



So step up, and ask away. You might even get a REAL answer!



(All answers subject to legal clarification of reality-no refunds.)

Hey hey.

For someone who goes by the manifesto of the unprredictable, am I becoming predictable?

Your vital stats

How old
Single or not
Height, weight, etc.

NWF said:

Are you trying to tell me something?



Reality is what you make of it, so you should have more new wave threads and perhaps buy something nice for yourself-like a Gold Nigga toilet seat cover.

luv4u said:

25

Single.

6'3

Not fat, not skinny, broad shoulders kinda guy, big but not fat kinda guy.

Translucent.

Sparkle when shaken.

subhuman09 said:

25? single?



6'3"!!!!

What does my future hold?

fantasyislander said:

The yak doesn't scare you though?

Am I really an idiot?

bkw said:

Don't tempt me

If they made a movie of your life, who would you want to play you?

applekisses said:

Your future contains laughter, a healthy career and a new found love for pears bought in wholesale.

You will also find love, however there will be a brief period where a metal man will come into your life and persist in trying to woo you by making jokes at your expense.

This too shall pass.



(Oh crap, that was for Martha Stewart.)

bkw said:

You need a drink.

anything . . . ?

what is your real name? you can orgnote me if you don't want to tell everyone.

2teh9s said:

Good question, 2teh9s (man, 2the9s is gonna be pissed).

Gene Wilder comes to mind, I've always been a fan. I think he's really underrated.

Bill Murray just cause of the uncanny resemblance.

Zamphir, master of the pan flute-for atmospheric qualities.

I'd like Kevin Smith to direct if possible though.



(Zoidberg from Futurama would be the ultimate though.)

subhuman09 said:

Correct answer!

Have you done my quiz?

subhuman09 said:

Did Martha get my prediction?

fantasyislander said:

My real name?

You guys really want to know?

bkw said:

I have sir.

Free beers on me for the evening.

subhuman09 said:

sinister gonna be pissed you know . . .

subhuman09 said:

2the9s can kiss my white ass!

applekisses said:

Just think about it this way-you may be unemployed right now, but things could be worse, right?

They're gonna pass Martha around like a carton of Camels and a Tattoos and Hogs magazine.



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fantasyislander said:

For the record:

I'm no one else on the Org.

I just happen to share the same first name as someone else on the Org, I just go by it a little differently.

My name is:




















Chris

Subby, what would you recommend I do in regards to this really annoying orger who I think is stalking me? He sends me silly orgnotes saying how much he loves me even though he regularly calls me an idiot. He starts quiz's about me. I suspect he is mentally challenged having regard to some of the threads he has started (they usually dissapear very quickly). I also suspect he is drunk much of the time when he posts.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, he is an IDIOT.

What should i do?

subhuman09 said:

hi *****!! nice to meet you!
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bkw said:

I would up the dosage.

subhuman09 said:

fantasyislander said:

Should we edit those parts out now?

applekisses said:

Am I sharing too much with these folks?

I feel so...open and honest.



(Unclean...unclean...why won't the dirt come off?)

subhuman09 said:

if you want.
[Edited 9/26/04 21:34pm]