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Desert Island Org! hello 
Britain,  as you know, is known for its excellent oral hygiene, its virility and its sporting failure. Another of its wonderful inventions was/is "Desert Island Discs", a radio show presented by the delectable Sue Lawley.  The show has been running since just before the birth of Plato, and is still going strong.
Basically, the idea is that the people on the show are cast away on a desert island and have to pick 9 records, a luxury item and a book to take with them. 
Being the org, i'm going to bastardise the show (and hopefully thereby also avoid this being moved to msg/8  )
SO! 
you're cast away on a desert island & will never see anyone ever again. You must choose to take with you just one of the following: Prince Song* Other Song One Album Book Item of Clothing** Food Item Drink Photo Type of Flower Film Poem Luxury Item (so you can take anything, but no people or boats to escape on!  )
TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception Other Person's Body Part*** thanks
* i'm being nice ** this is not because i'm a perv 
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quid pro quo. | |
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Ok, I'll take a stab at this.....
One Prince song: The Marrying kind Other song: Blue and Yellow by The Used One Album: Notorious B.I.G ...Ready to Die Book: Star by.....Jackie Collins? Item of clothing: lei jeans Drink: Diet Coke Photo: Any of my son Erick Type of Flower: Fake Rose Film: It's a Mad, mad, mad, mad world....fucking hilarious Poem: Ariel poems by Sylvia Plath Luxury Item: CELLPHONE 
TV Show: Dave Chappelle Show Body Part: Come on.....that's too easy.....
Smooches;) | |
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Ok seeming as last night i watched dirty dancing 4 times
 
I think I'll take that with me but can i have the DVD version as i tend to wear out the VHS's far too quick "whats your real name baby"  |
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MsMisha319 said: Luxury Item: CELLPHONE
dammit!
okay, but you're the ONLY one allowed to take one. | |
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starkitty said: quid pro quo.
what do you want from me? | |
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lollyp0p said: Ok seeming as last night i watched dirty dancing 4 times
I think I'll take that with me but can i have the DVD version as i tend to wear out the VHS's far too quick "whats your real name baby" 
my real name is Frog, honey. what's yours?  | |
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Prince Song*
Crystal Ball - it's long, so I figure I get a lot of bang for the buck on this one
Other Song "Let Down" by Radiohead- cos it's just so pretty One Album The Stone Roses self titled (the version WITH Fools Gold)- this is my all time favorite record Book "Skinny Legs and All" by Tom Robbins- my favorite book, with every read I find a new place to laugh and a new moment of truth Item of Clothing** just ONE item? I will go with my 3/4 length green cargos- cos they have a million pockets to put shells and stuff in
Food Item BEAN BURRITOS (without question) Drink Mountain Dew Livewire- i'm leaving the liquor home, cos it's boring to get drunk alone Photo it's a foto of me and my hunny at a wedding, i'll try to post the photo later Type of Flower whatever flower which makes seeds that'll mae me hallucinate
Film The House of Yes- it's twisted but it makes me laugh Poem hmmm, i dunno, i'll replace this with the lyrics to "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" by the Smiths (it's basically a poem) Luxury Item (so you can take anything, but no people or boats to escape on! ) A.C. for me to put in my cave or whatever i'm living in TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception Friends- although I will be fine if the last season doesn't get to the island Other Person's Body Part*** this is just creepy, but I guess I'll say my hunny's smile | |
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TheFrog said: Drink -- Water.
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Luxery Item.....A Helicopter!
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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TheFrog said: MsMisha319 said: Luxury Item: CELLPHONE
dammit!
okay, but you're the ONLY one allowed to take one. Thanks 
Smooches;) | |
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Steadwood said: Luxery Item.....A Helicopter!
.....er....with a dictionary in it I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: Luxery Item.....A Helicopter!
Dammit!
okay, but no-one's allowed ANY MEANS OF ESCAPE OR COMMUNICATION from now on, m'kay? | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: Ok seeming as last night i watched dirty dancing 4 times
I think I'll take that with me but can i have the DVD version as i tend to wear out the VHS's far too quick "whats your real name baby"
my real name is Frog, honey. what's yours? Your laughing at me with a real name of FROG? 
i bet your a closet dirty dancing fan really and was dying to quote the next line |
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Prince Song* - power fantastic
Other Song - alice One Album - ? Book - ? a poetry anthology Item of Clothing** - sundress Food Item - ? not important Drink - skyy vanilla Photo - yes Type of Flower - white orchid Film - moonstruck or fall Poem - the railway bridge by stefan holmes Luxury Item - bed TV Show - ? Other Person's Body Part*** chaka khan's voice [This message was edited Tue Aug 24 13:38:58 2004 by starkitty] | |
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Prince Song*
Head Other Song God only knows - the beach boys One Album mozart's requiem Book complete works of shakespeare. 
Item of Clothing** bra.
Food Item Pickled Onion's smothered in marmite, encased in a pig's head. Drink Stella Artois. 
Photo my mom Type of Flower white lily Film the big lebowski Poem All of John Donne's Holy Sonnets 
Luxury Item (so you can take anything, but no people or boats to escape on! )
a grand piano 
TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception the simpsons Other Person's Body Part*** left knee. | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said:
my real name is Frog, honey. what's yours? Your laughing at me with a real name of FROG?
i bet your a closet dirty dancing fan really and was dying to quote the next line
"rock with you"  | |
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2the9s said: TheFrog said: Drink -- Water.
smartass | |
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starkitty said: Food Item - ? not important Drink - skyy vanilla nice to see you have your priorities straight.
Poem - the railway bridge by stefan holmes   | |
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endorphin74 said: Photo it's a foto of me and my hunny at a wedding, i'll try to post the photo later Other Person's Body Part*** this is just creepy, but I guess I'll say my hunny's smile | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: Food Item - ? not important Drink - skyy vanilla nice to see you have your priorities straight.
Poem - the railway bridge by stefan holmes thank you - much appreciated today | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: Your laughing at me with a real name of FROG?
i bet your a closet dirty dancing fan really and was dying to quote the next line
"rock with you" 
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you're cast away on a desert island & will never see anyone ever again.
You must choose to take with you just one of the following: Prince Song* PURPLE RAIN, Live w/The Revolution, 1986 Other Song Something Madonna One Album Sheryl Crow GH Book A Prayer for Owen Meany Item of Clothing** My REAL Madrid thong Food Item Beef jerky Drink Corona Photo me @ Family Jamm w/THEM Type of Flower Lily Film Moulin Rouge Poem Come in From the Cold, by Joni Mitchell Luxury Item (so you can take anything, but no people or boats to escape on! ) my car
TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception Friends Other Person's Body Part*** armpit. or a penis. thanks
* i'm being nice ** this is not because i'm a perv
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Prince Song*
Mountains (Full Length Version) Other Song Survival - Madonna One Album Dionne Warwick Sings The Bacharach & David Songbook Book The Andy Warhol Diaries Item of Clothing** A white towelling dressing gown. I could use it as a hammock when not wearing it. Food Item Instant Mashed Potato Drink I've no idea. Does instant coffee count? Can I take teabags with me? Photo A picture of the Queen. Type of Flower Dandelions Film Imitation Of Life Poem I don't really do poetry. Maybe The Ilyad (sp?) or Beowulf. Something very, very long. Luxury Item (so you can take anything, but no people or boats to escape on! )
A solar-powered wireless laptop. TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception Every single episode of the Golden Girls. Other Person's Body Part*** I'd take Stephen Hawkins' voice-box thingy so that I could have conversations with myself. | |
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Prince Song* Little Red Corvette (dance mix)
Other Song Cavalleria Rusticana Intermezzo Sinfonico One Album Spiritualized's Ladies and Gentleman We Are Floating In Space Book George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty Four Item of Clothing** A pair of good, reliable jeans Food Item Chicken Tikka Drink Corona Photo Me in the nude, arms behind my back with just a British policeman’s helmet on. I was aged about 2 or 3. Type of Flower Tulips of any colour Film Bladerunner Poem John Donne’s ‘To His Mistress Going To Bed Luxury Item (so you can take anything, but no people or boats to escape on! ) A guitar. An instrument I’m eager to master which I will have plenty of time to practice on should I be stranded on a desert island TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception The Simpsons Other Person's Body Part*** Lips | |
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Prince Song* 7
Other Song Let It Be - The Beatles One Album Wingspan - Paul McCartney Book I guess I'd better go with The Bible Item of Clothing** shorts Food Item Flintstones Vitamins
Drink clean water Photo my wife in her swim suit
Type of Flower something I'm not allergic to Film Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Poem 
Luxury Item mansion TV Show - yes i'll give you a TV/video but with no reception Star Trek: Deep Space Nine...all 7 seasons 
Other Person's Body Part*** If it doesn't come with the rest of the body, I'd rather not have it.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Photo Me in the nude, arms behind my back with just a British policeman’s helmet on. I was aged about 2 or 3.
I was gonna offer you a million dollars for this photo...till I got to the 2nd sentence!  | |
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endorphin74 said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Photo Me in the nude, arms behind my back with just a British policeman’s helmet on. I was aged about 2 or 3.
I was gonna offer you a million dollars for this photo...till I got to the 2nd sentence! Damn! Well, I will just have to recreate that pose. It's a funny photo should you ever see it. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: endorphin74 said:
I was gonna offer you a million dollars for this photo...till I got to the 2nd sentence! Damn! Well, I will just have to recreate that pose. It's a funny photo should you ever see it. It sounds awesome! I love those awesomely embarassing/amazingly cute baby photos. and,  you should recreate it | |
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Prince Song*
sometimes it snows in april - could listen to it a thousand times in a row Other Song i've been loving you too long - otis redding One Album songs in the key of life - so many of my favourite songs; knocks me off my feet, AS, love's in need of love today... Book of mice and men - john steinbeck Item of Clothing** goggles so that i can fully explore the sea!
Food Item pears Drink cranberry juice Photo family photo Type of Flower hmm lillies? Film when we were kings (Ali documentary) - could watch the man in action again and again Poem haven't really read much Luxury Item guitar- got some time to teach myself TV Show - twin peaks Other Person's Body Part*** a stomach to put my arms around when i go to sleep "London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"
"YEAH!!!" "Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!" | |
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