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Thread started 07/18/03 6:18am

purplegypsy

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Rock Singer with Small Equipment?

From today's NY POst. OK I know it's Page six and its gossip, but I'm wondering who they might be referring to...
I'm thinking maybe Jon Bon Jovi or Bono? I don't consider JBJ a heartthrob but the media sure does and bono...well he could have a 1-inch penis and i'd still fuck him.

"WHICH heartthrob rock singer has a tiny secret? His "package" is so small, he spends a good deal of the "seduction" time apologizing for his underwhelming equipment."
[This message was edited Fri Jul 18 6:24:12 PDT 2003 by purplegypsy]
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Reply #1 posted 07/18/03 6:24am

TRON

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.
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Reply #2 posted 07/18/03 6:33am

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TRON said:

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.



Yeah,my guess would be Mark McGrath (lead singer of Sugar Ray).I've read interviews where he goes on and on about his small penis.I think he mentions it so he won't get a girl's hopes up too high...lol...you know,to save himself the embarassment when he's messin' around with groupies.

That's actually a smart move,on his part smile
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Reply #3 posted 07/18/03 6:33am

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TRON said:

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.


Interesting!! Well i'd still fuck him either way...
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Reply #4 posted 07/18/03 6:38am

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purplegypsy said:

TRON said:

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.


Interesting!! Well i'd still fuck him either way...

What if it was Howard Stern?
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Reply #5 posted 07/18/03 6:40am

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TRON said:

purplegypsy said:

TRON said:

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.


Interesting!! Well i'd still fuck him either way...

What if it was Howard Stern?


If he'd give me a job as a radio personality on his show, then yes. LOLOL.
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Reply #6 posted 07/18/03 6:42am

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I'm sure it's some white guy! falloff Just kidding. lol
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Reply #7 posted 07/18/03 12:30pm

UptownDeb

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TRON said:

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.


That's actually a smart move,on his part smile


Or, lack there of... smile Seriously, though, I agree. In his business one's got to cover their ass. Groupie's get to blabbin' and next thing you know he's the laughing stock of pop rock.
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Reply #8 posted 07/18/03 7:37pm

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TRON said:

probably Mark McGrath. he's always talking about how small his dick is.



A groupie like friend of mine was making out with him by his bus right before "Fly" broke. And from what I could see as they were grinding...it looked like it would at least reach his belly button. Plus, he could have a pussy and he'd STILL be fine.
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Reply #9 posted 07/18/03 7:49pm

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The quote is too vague to really know, but I have read elsewhere that Jon Bon Jovi is rumored to have a tiny penis.

As for Mark, I bet the whole "small penis" thing is just a funny self-deprecating stunt. Guys who are comfortable with themselves can do that. He's probably average.
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Reply #10 posted 07/18/03 9:15pm

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okaypimpn said:

I'm sure it's some white guy! falloff Just kidding. lol


falloff highfive
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