I mean, I want bottom of the barrol. So bad that the song is funny, cheesy, just hard to believe human beings wrote them. I'll go first. Religion always gives us the worst in art:



Carman,

2freaky4church1 said:

I know the story behind this song. Carmen went to my church in Tulsa, and I met him quite a few times, and was even a Special Guest at one of his concerts.

We had a female pastor, Helen Stubblefield, who always had the best titles for her sermons. She never preached long, but she was funny, to the point, sparky, and could land a good punch. (She used to walk up the aisle between services and slug me in the bicep and say "How ya doin', Sewell?" Girl was fierce.

Once, she had a sermon called, "Satan, Bite The Dust!" It was a great sermon, and Carmen based his song on her sermon title. I remember one other sermon was "I Haven't Got Time For the Pain!"

I loved this album from Carmen, Addicted To Jesus. DC talk, Petra, and others were on there with him. Carmen didn't waver in his walk with God. This was just a song to show that, but in a comical way. Carmen was known for having a lot of good humor in his music.

Its not that dumb or cheeey, but I've been thinking about this song lately.

These guys were like the Great, great, great ,great, GREAT Grandparents of the Disney craze of today!

Ernest, are you serious? Carman is a fanatic.

You do know he hates gays?

2freaky4church1 said:

A fanatic about what? Jesus? Well, I am too. So .....whatever that means. I like him.

He's a right wing Christian.

2freaky4church1 said:

I like him.

Paris9748430 said:

I used to like "That's Why" by The Party. Actually...


I still do.

I just saw the most awful shit I've ever seen in my life!!!

I apologize in advance for putting everyone what I'm about to put them through, but it's so unintentionally hilarious it must be seen!!!





Fuckin, magnets, how do they work"???




Again, I apologize for unleashing this hell on you fine people.

Marrk said:

Holy Hell is that funny.

I'm voting for "Purple and Gold" and "The Wedding Feast"

Carman misquoted the founding fathers but I will leave it at that.

2freaky4church1 said:

I like him.

Why isn't he married? Obviously he can't be a virgin..lol

2freaky4church1 said:

Who cares if he's married? That doesn't define a person. And it's none of your, or my, business of his sexual experience, or lack thereof.

purplehippieonthe1 said:

oh no oh no oh no

Serious said:

This one reminded me of one band responsible for many, many dumb hits in the 90s and early 00s - Scooter:



"It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave who's on the train"
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purplehippieonthe1 said:

They are so annoying and they are still around. Didn't they reach number one on the british charts in front of Madonna not so long ago . But I love it when they are guests at TV Total, that's always fun. My favourite dumb song title by them is "How much is the fish" .
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Or what about this highlight . It was a huge hit overhere . Even though I can understand that children loved it.

Until 5 minutes ago I had no idea this existed . Wasn't the other one enough? But Scooter or Modern Talking and all of Bohlen's side projects also have been making the same shit for years .

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Serious said:

Ah yes, Stefan Raab's show. When ProSieben was part of the channel line-up at home, I used to watch his show to brush up on my German skills. I usually just watched for the American stars he had on the show though, because he had so much fun with them.

purplehippieonthe1 said:

He seems to enjoy himself more than the crowd at times .

I'm not sure I can find a link to it, but Goldie Lookin Chain, the comedy rap band from Wales, did a song called "Corned Beef Kelly Osbourne"...the chorus goes:-

"I made a corned beef Kelly Osbourne
And I f*cked it, while I was watching porn"