Pop singer George Michael this week was busted big-time by the voracious UK tabloid drones who captured a bizarre “tryst” between Michael and a non-descript “bloke” out for a 3 AM sexual liaison.

UK Tabloid News of the World diligent roving reporters actually photographed the incident, and has posted it on their website.

Michael's is caught in flagrante delicto - the "I Want Your Sex" pop singer emerges “from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.” Reported the News of the World.

“When reporters confronted George, 43, they report he “was wild-eyed and trembling. Hiding his face under a baseball cap, he screamed: "I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"

Hampstead Heath, a section of a London park was the scene of the crime.

Despite Michael having a career to re-launch, a 50-concert comeback tour which sold out in half an hour by some reports, he is once again the subject of an alleged dodgy publicized coupling.

The News of the World reports that “George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night”

News of the World reports that Michael’s "new friend" emerged from the bush "looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back.”

The rabid reporters doggedly chased down the “other man” to his apartment in East Sussex.

As an enthusiast for outdoor 3 AM sexual liasons, I feel for the guy.

Jesus, the least George could do is get caught banging someone that would be WORTH getting caught with!

George why this guy when you have this at home.

EXCLUSIVE: Caught 'cruising' in woods

GEORGE'S SEX SHAME

By Neville Thurlbeck

MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity—trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park.

News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.

When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:

"I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"

CHECK OUT OUR SEX SHAME SLIDESHOW HERE

Minutes earlier the one-time heart-throb had been lurking in the shadows at the notorious homosexual pick-up spot on Hampstead Heath.

George is a man with the world at his feet. He's on the brink of a lucrative 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in half an hour.

Yet he ignored all the risks and dangers to pull seedy Norman Kirtland.

The pair kissed and groped each other before going even further. It was all in a public place and totally illegal — just like the day in 1998 when George flashed at an undercover cop in a California park toilet.

After the shock of being confronted by us, George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night — back to his world of showbiz, celebs and glitz.

Grubby

Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back.

We later tracked him to his home 60 miles away—a squalid flat in Brighton, East Sussex.

Looking gross and dishevelled, Kirtland answered the door naked — pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in.

The contrast with George Michael's opulent, high-roller rock lifestyle was stark.

George, whose family is Greek-Cypriot, has amassed a £70million fortune from sales of records including I Want Your Sex and Careless Whisper. He owns a £5million London town house and a £4million Beverly Hills mansion.

Kirtland's dingy place just off Brighton seafront, was littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry. His only companion is a 20-year-old cat.

He told us: "I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognise him immediately.

"He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, ‘You're not totally English, are you?'

"I told him I'd come all the way up from Brighton and he said, ‘What? Isn't Brighton good enough for this sort of thing?'

"I told him it's highly dangerous at 2am. You'd get your throat cut.

"He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing.

"He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing.

"Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.

"When we'd finished he said, ‘I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that.

"OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I'm astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It's potentially so dangerous."

George's night of shame began just after midnight on Tuesday when he took a short drive from his Highgate house to the Hampstead home of long-term lover Kenny Goss.

Five minutes later he drove to the nearby heath and spent two hours prowling around before hooking up with Kirtland.

When confronted by our team, a shaken George desperately tried to justify his sordid secret quest for cheap, risky thrills, which friends fear is spiralling out of control and threatening his destruction.

In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!"

Then he claimed: "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more.

"I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."

But George's worried pals say the former Wham! frontman is the one being harmed.

After the California cottaging scandal, George escaped a six-month jail term but was sentenced to community service plus sex therapy to curb his habits.

It obviously hasn't worked. In February this year he was cautioned by police for possessing cannabis after being found slumped in his car by London's Hyde Park Corner at 1.50am.

Weeks later we snapped him driving erratically and he appeared to fall asleep at traffic lights.

One friend said last night: "We're really concerned. It's long been known he's a heavy cannabis user but we're beginning to fear the pot may have affected his mind. He's lost his judgment. He must seek professional help or things could end very badly for him.

"He's just asking for serious trouble. One day he'll be attacked in one of these dodgy late-night encounters.

"It's so sad to see a talented guy wasting himself like this."


http://www.newsoftheworld...ws1.shtml#

Is News of The World credible?


promiscuous boy...
[Edited 7/23/06 23:53pm]

miguelbulcao said:

Who could resist?

PANDURITO said:

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Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing.

"Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.

"When we'd finished he said, ‘I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that.


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miguelbulcao said:

I don't get it? what was is he trying to say?

Looking gross and dishevelled,

At first I felt for bad for the guy when they wrote this, I mean what kind of 'news' piece passes judgement on how someone looks...but then hot stuff goes and says...

"He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, ‘You're not totally English, are you?'



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[Edited 7/24/06 1:44am]

Yeah, that caught my eye too. Hard to believe the 'gates to the realm' were opened up in the 1950's.
George Michael is a grown man. Hard to stop him doing what he wants.

miguelbulcao said:

With a man as fine as the one in the 2nd picture, George needs to be bitchslapped. For right now, we'll do this to Mr Michael:

Sdldawn said:

omg. lol. that is so MacGyver

lol, i love this photosession they did with him

i can just hear the photographer goin':

"come on pete....give us a bit more attitude...that's it..
yeah..perfect...now show us a bit more of them sexy knees"

honestly, a very sad situation

miguelbulcao said:

best.story.of.the.year

He musta been high.

IstenSzek said:

He must be going for the Angus Young look.

George has an addiction, I think. It's sad, really.

it's not sad - it's his own bloody fault. with his kind of money,
if he had an addiction to stumble through the undergrowth in
search of men, he could simply order a dozen men from some
escort agency and have them hide in his garden. i'm sure they
have pot bellied ones too if you pay more

IstenSzek said:

I just think that he has some issues that seriously need to be addressed, and its sad that he's come to this.

... this guy is nuts

IstenSzek said:

I don't understand this at all. What makes having sex with someone in a park so much worse than having sex with a prostitute? Just because George Michael got caught, and other celebrities who go to prostitutes keep in under cover and don't tell anyone about it. I think people who have anonymous sex constantly whether it's cruising in a park or with prostitutes have the exact same sex addiction problem. George Michael's main crime is getting caught; he's not the only one that does this.

This whole news article is just too much information. Do we really need to know a blow by blow report of George Michaels sexual escapades? How on earth did they even know he was going to be in those bushes? They must have been following him for quite some time prior to this. If he's cheating on his boyfriend, thats a personal issue they need to deal with, but these photographers and journalists really need to find something more important to talk about.

I wouldn't measure the idea of having sex in a park with the idea of sleeping with a prostitute.. im not giving the man beef about that.. I just think this successful artist, whom has a lot of wealth.. should grow the fuck up, and stop doing this shit in public places..

now, you ask yourself.. maybe that was a bit harsh, well.. if thats not the case.. this guy must be nuts.. maybe it is an addiction

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[Edited 7/24/06 8:16am]

George Michael obviously has a sexual compulsive addiction & needs to join a local group unless he has already.It's a disease just like drug or acohol addiction.It doesn't matter if you're rich & famous or just the average bloke on the street,lives & careers are ruined because of this disease.

lilgish said:

really?

IstenSzek said: