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Thread started 02/07/05 3:30pm

VoicesCarry

Anyone have those hilarious R. Kelly lyrics....

....where he's talking about doin' it in the kitchen and how sexy his woman is while she "tosses salad" etc?

I need a laugh, and I forgot what the "song" was called. sad
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Reply #1 posted 02/07/05 3:35pm

Axchi696

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Here's one Grammy-worthy track:

You Remind Me of Something:

You remind me of something
I just can't think of what it is

[1] - You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby

It's something about your love that's got me going crazy
Baby, you know I want you real bad
And girl I really like your freaky style
How can I be down with you?
So get a little closer to my ride
I wanna get to know you lady
And hip me up on how to get inside you
Listen, pretty baby

[2] - I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it
Is all I wanna do for you baby
Girl, it's something kind of sexy
Goin' on about you babe
[repeat 1, 1]

Now I would like to take you on a ride tonight
Girl, you know we'll have so much fun
And give you everything your body needs
Satisfaction guaranteed
So pull up to my bumper and let the system sound
Girl, I bet cha' I can drive you crazy
And let me be the one to drop you off
Babe, listen to me
[rpt 2, 1, 1...1]

Don't be alone, don't be alone
I'm comin' through your door
Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, baby
It's something about this moment
[rpt 1, 1, 1...]
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
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Reply #2 posted 02/07/05 4:30pm

axlfilth

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Sex In The Kitchen


Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm thinking to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time



hah!
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Reply #3 posted 02/07/05 4:37pm

ThreadCula

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No way in hell I would turn my oven up to 500 degrees shake
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit"
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Reply #4 posted 02/07/05 4:41pm

Handclapsfinga
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axlfilth said:

Sex In The Kitchen


Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm thinking to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time



hah!


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Reply #5 posted 02/07/05 7:32pm

whenpigeonscry

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i'm so embarassed r. kelly's from my hometown boxed
"I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'."
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Reply #6 posted 02/07/05 8:50pm

purplecam

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OMG! This fool is nasty. When is that trial of his going to start already?
I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that
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Reply #7 posted 02/07/05 10:12pm

CalhounSq

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And you have to wonder if he was talking about a WOMAN or a girl... neutral
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Reply #8 posted 02/08/05 3:46am

vainandy

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axlfilth said

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time


eek If his meaning of "tossing salad" is the same as it is in the clubs down here, he is one nasty MF. "Tossing salad" down here means giving oral sex to either a woman or a man.....but not in the front.....in the BACK! In other words, a rim job. lol
[Edited 2/8/05 3:47am]
Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #9 posted 02/08/05 3:48am

VoicesCarry

vainandy said:

axlfilth said

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time


eek If his meaning of "tossing salad" is the same as it is in the clubs down here, he is one nasty MF. "Tossing salad" down here means giving oral sex to either a woman or a man.....but not in the front.....in the BACK! In other words, a rim job. lol
[Edited 2/8/05 3:47am]


That's what it means everywhere lol

Thanks, guys. I needed that laugh. touched
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Reply #10 posted 02/08/05 3:57am

CalhounSq

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VoicesCarry said:

vainandy said:



eek If his meaning of "tossing salad" is the same as it is in the clubs down here, he is one nasty MF. "Tossing salad" down here means giving oral sex to either a woman or a man.....but not in the front.....in the BACK! In other words, a rim job. lol
[Edited 2/8/05 3:47am]


That's what it means everywhere lol

Thanks, guys. I needed that laugh. touched


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Reply #11 posted 02/08/05 4:01am

thesexofit

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:[

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I was sad enough to recognize the pic straight away. biggrin
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Reply #12 posted 02/08/05 4:06am

CalhounSq

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thesexofit said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:[



I was sad enough to recognize the pic straight away. biggrin[/quote]

Where is that pic from? confused
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #13 posted 02/08/05 4:28am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

CalhounSq said:

thesexofit said:



I was sad enough to recognize the pic straight away. biggrin


Where is that pic from? confused

the "cream" video.
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Reply #14 posted 02/08/05 4:43am

CalhounSq

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

CalhounSq said:



Where is that pic from? confused

the "cream" video.


DAMN, y'all good eek
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #15 posted 02/08/05 5:30am

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eek

It's official: "Sex in the Kitchen" is R. Kelly's choice for the first single off his upcoming album. The record hit mixtapes a few weeks ago, and now his camp says the R. will be shooting a video soon.

"That record," Kelly's A&R rep, Wayne Williams, said, "when he was first writing it, I was like, 'Yo, man, that record is out of here. That is just a crazy record.' When he started performing it [on tour before it was released,] it just confirmed it. The impact it had was amazing" (see "Fertile Garden Sings R. Kelly's Hits For Him At New York Show").

"I think this album is a very sexy album," Williams said of Kelly's still-untitled LP. "It's a very sexy album. I tell you this: There is a song that is real explosive and it's hard to describe. It is going to be a surprise, but it is ... Oh my goodness, if you think 'Sex in the Kitchen' is amazing, wait till you hear this one. He's got a lot in store for this next album, baby. It's ridiculous."

Williams didn't give away too many other details about the project except that Kelly is working with "quite a few" artists from his hometown of Chicago as well as a couple of other rappers from different parts of the country. Williams also said Kelly's lawsuit drama with Jay-Z is having no effect on his work (see "Jay-Z Countersues R. Kelly Over What He Calls Their 'Nightmarish Odyssey' ").

"Robert is a very competitive person, he is very spirited in this effort," Williams explained. "Robert always give 150 percent. That is just how he is. He can't do anything half-assed. I think he always feels that he is giving 150 percent no matter when or what's going on. ... Robert does not get caught up in the media stuff like maybe consumers and other people do. Robert just keeps it moving."

Kelly has already moved on to his next two projects while finishing up the impending solo release. He's producing on the new album by Syleena Johnson and playing the role of executive producer on a forthcoming solo effort by Charlie Wilson of the Gap Band. Wilson is already six songs deep into his album, and besides collaborations with Kelly, he's going to be teaming up with Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams.


doh!
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Reply #16 posted 02/08/05 5:34am

DavidEye

axlfilth said:

eek

It's official: "Sex in the Kitchen" is R. Kelly's choice for the first single off his upcoming album. The record hit mixtapes a few weeks ago, and now his camp says the R. will be shooting a video soon.

"That record," Kelly's A&R rep, Wayne Williams, said, "when he was first writing it, I was like, 'Yo, man, that record is out of here. That is just a crazy record.' When he started performing it [on tour before it was released,] it just confirmed it. The impact it had was amazing" (see "Fertile Garden Sings R. Kelly's Hits For Him At New York Show").

"I think this album is a very sexy album," Williams said of Kelly's still-untitled LP. "It's a very sexy album. I tell you this: There is a song that is real explosive and it's hard to describe. It is going to be a surprise, but it is ... Oh my goodness, if you think 'Sex in the Kitchen' is amazing, wait till you hear this one. He's got a lot in store for this next album, baby. It's ridiculous."

Williams didn't give away too many other details about the project except that Kelly is working with "quite a few" artists from his hometown of Chicago as well as a couple of other rappers from different parts of the country. Williams also said Kelly's lawsuit drama with Jay-Z is having no effect on his work (see "Jay-Z Countersues R. Kelly Over What He Calls Their 'Nightmarish Odyssey' ").

"Robert is a very competitive person, he is very spirited in this effort," Williams explained. "Robert always give 150 percent. That is just how he is. He can't do anything half-assed. I think he always feels that he is giving 150 percent no matter when or what's going on. ... Robert does not get caught up in the media stuff like maybe consumers and other people do. Robert just keeps it moving."

Kelly has already moved on to his next two projects while finishing up the impending solo release. He's producing on the new album by Syleena Johnson and playing the role of executive producer on a forthcoming solo effort by Charlie Wilson of the Gap Band. Wilson is already six songs deep into his album, and besides collaborations with Kelly, he's going to be teaming up with Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams.


doh!



rolleyes damn,another R.Kelly album?? He's becoming more prolific than Prince!
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Reply #17 posted 02/08/05 11:30am

VoicesCarry

axlfilth said:

eek

It's official: "Sex in the Kitchen" is R. Kelly's choice for the first single off his upcoming album. The record hit mixtapes a few weeks ago, and now his camp says the R. will be shooting a video soon.

"That record," Kelly's A&R rep, Wayne Williams, said, "when he was first writing it, I was like, 'Yo, man, that record is out of here. That is just a crazy record.' When he started performing it [on tour before it was released,] it just confirmed it. The impact it had was amazing" (see "Fertile Garden Sings R. Kelly's Hits For Him At New York Show").

"I think this album is a very sexy album," Williams said of Kelly's still-untitled LP. "It's a very sexy album. I tell you this: There is a song that is real explosive and it's hard to describe. It is going to be a surprise, but it is ... Oh my goodness, if you think 'Sex in the Kitchen' is amazing, wait till you hear this one. He's got a lot in store for this next album, baby. It's ridiculous."

Williams didn't give away too many other details about the project except that Kelly is working with "quite a few" artists from his hometown of Chicago as well as a couple of other rappers from different parts of the country. Williams also said Kelly's lawsuit drama with Jay-Z is having no effect on his work (see "Jay-Z Countersues R. Kelly Over What He Calls Their 'Nightmarish Odyssey' ").

"Robert is a very competitive person, he is very spirited in this effort," Williams explained. "Robert always give 150 percent. That is just how he is. He can't do anything half-assed. I think he always feels that he is giving 150 percent no matter when or what's going on. ... Robert does not get caught up in the media stuff like maybe consumers and other people do. Robert just keeps it moving."

Kelly has already moved on to his next two projects while finishing up the impending solo release. He's producing on the new album by Syleena Johnson and playing the role of executive producer on a forthcoming solo effort by Charlie Wilson of the Gap Band. Wilson is already six songs deep into his album, and besides collaborations with Kelly, he's going to be teaming up with Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams.


doh!


falloff A VIDEO????

Shit, this is gonna be hilarious!

He could just release his kiddie porn tape as the video - it would probably fit with the damn lyrics.
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Reply #18 posted 02/08/05 11:39am

laurarichardso
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axlfilth said:

eek

It's official: "Sex in the Kitchen" is R. Kelly's choice for the first single off his upcoming album. The record hit mixtapes a few weeks ago, and now his camp says the R. will be shooting a video soon.

"That record," Kelly's A&R rep, Wayne Williams, said, "when he was first writing it, I was like, 'Yo, man, that record is out of here. That is just a crazy record.' When he started performing it [on tour before it was released,] it just confirmed it. The impact it had was amazing" (see "Fertile Garden Sings R. Kelly's Hits For Him At New York Show").

"I think this album is a very sexy album," Williams said of Kelly's still-untitled LP. "It's a very sexy album. I tell you this: There is a song that is real explosive and it's hard to describe. It is going to be a surprise, but it is ... Oh my goodness, if you think 'Sex in the Kitchen' is amazing, wait till you hear this one. He's got a lot in store for this next album, baby. It's ridiculous."

Williams didn't give away too many other details about the project except that Kelly is working with "quite a few" artists from his hometown of Chicago as well as a couple of other rappers from different parts of the country. Williams also said Kelly's lawsuit drama with Jay-Z is having no effect on his work (see "Jay-Z Countersues R. Kelly Over What He Calls Their 'Nightmarish Odyssey' ").

"Robert is a very competitive person, he is very spirited in this effort," Williams explained. "Robert always give 150 percent. That is just how he is. He can't do anything half-assed. I think he always feels that he is giving 150 percent no matter when or what's going on. ... Robert does not get caught up in the media stuff like maybe consumers and other people do. Robert just keeps it moving."

Kelly has already moved on to his next two projects while finishing up the impending solo release. He's producing on the new album by Syleena Johnson and playing the role of executive producer on a forthcoming solo effort by Charlie Wilson of the Gap Band. Wilson is already six songs deep into his album, and besides collaborations with Kelly, he's going to be teaming up with Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams.


doh!

-----
R Kelly is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with RnB. I think of all the greif people use to give Prince. I don't think Prince every wrote anything as stupid as Sex In The Kicthen and the child porn just adds to insanity of the
R Kelly situation.

I am really sad to hear the Charlie Wilson is working with Kelly. I love the GAP bank but, I will have to past on this CD.
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Reply #19 posted 02/08/05 11:51am

Soulchild82

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you wanna hear some alarming R.Kelly lyrics? Check this out from the in 2 deep soundtrack. uses same beat as hid Duet with Notorious B.I.G on @^#$ you tonight:
Used to me spending by r.kelly
[R. Kelly]
Y'all been here so what the hell
Let's get up on our hotel
Doin the nasty, all night long
Make your body scream and moan
Tell your man that we're some kin
Play it off and bring a friend
I got backstage passes for you
Just meet me right by the bathroom
And if you don't have a curfew
Keep it real and we'll be cool
And if your ID's up to age eek eek eek
Then you're gonna get some "12Play
"
I ain't gon' front, got it like that
The stairs goes down as room goes black
Get deep in you like +The Abyss+ eek eek eek eek
You bring your ass home all pregnant
"Thinking like the Keys on Prince's piano, we'll be just fine"
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Reply #20 posted 02/08/05 11:59am

VinnyM27

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I just found a song called "Honey" (with Jay-Z) while doing a search for Dave Chapelle's "I Piss On You" song...and here is one line!


Baby I can't figure it out your piss is just like honey

hmph!
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Reply #21 posted 02/08/05 2:28pm

theVelvetRoper

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axlfilth said:

Sex In The Kitchen


Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm thinking to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time



hah!


I think you're right. hah! is the only way to describe it! lol
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #22 posted 02/08/05 2:46pm

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(spoken)
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something


(sung)
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on cue
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
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Reply #23 posted 02/08/05 3:42pm

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okaypimpn said:

(spoken)
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something


(sung)
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on cue
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you


R. Kelly: How you gonna make a video pee'ing on somebody?!
Dave Chappelle: Nigga how you gonna make video pee'in on somebody!

lol lol lol
"I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'."
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Reply #24 posted 02/08/05 6:05pm

GrayKing

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there are no R. Kelly lyrics mor hilarious than "U Saved Me" disbelief
"Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one."
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Reply #25 posted 02/08/05 6:12pm

TheOrgerFormer
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GrayKing said:

there are no R. Kelly lyrics mor hilarious than "U Saved Me" disbelief
This entire thread is hilarious!!!!
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Reply #26 posted 02/08/05 6:25pm

lyecry

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Greatest Sex I Ever Had
Heaven I Need A Hug
Feeling on Yo Booty-(Guilty pleasure I like that one)
The end of I wish when he sings "...braid my hair, braid my hair"
Thank You San Alejo for getting rid of my enemies. :-0
Thank You SO much Saint Expedite for your help smile
Thank You Virgin de Guadalupe for helping my friend smile
Thank You Saint Anthony for returning my wallet to me untouched smile
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Reply #27 posted 02/08/05 10:18pm

purplecam

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lyecry said:

Greatest Sex I Ever Had
Heaven I Need A Hug
Feeling on Yo Booty-(Guilty pleasure I like that one)
The end of I wish when he sings "...braid my hair, braid my hair"

I liked I Wish up until that Braid my Hair shit. Once he started with that, I hated the song. R. Kelly is so silly with his lyrics sometimes.
I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that
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Reply #28 posted 02/08/05 10:35pm

Hotlegs

whenpigeonscry said:

okaypimpn said:

(spoken)
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something


(sung)
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on cue
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you


R. Kelly: How you gonna make a video pee'ing on somebody?!
Dave Chappelle: Nigga how you gonna make video pee'in on somebody!

lol lol lol




falloff This one of my favorite epidsodes along with Rick James and Prince ones.
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Reply #29 posted 02/08/05 11:56pm

TheOrgerFormer
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purplecam said:

lyecry said:

Greatest Sex I Ever Had
Heaven I Need A Hug
Feeling on Yo Booty-(Guilty pleasure I like that one)
The end of I wish when he sings "...braid my hair, braid my hair"

I liked I Wish up until that Braid my Hair shit. Once he started with that, I hated the song. R. Kelly is so silly with his lyrics sometimes.
Not to be on R. Kelly's side (cuz I definately cannot stand his stank ass) but the reference to braiding hair is directed at his sister whom he has/had a strained relationship with. She used to braid his hair for him.
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