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Reply #30 posted 02/12/05 9:03am

TheBoyfromtheB
and

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i wrote some lyrics myself that i might send to the pied piper to his 'ignition remix'
i call it prison

Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts

Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film

Hook
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo

Chorus
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one

Bounce...

It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing

Hook

Chorus

Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney

Hook

Chorus

We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out

Jacko, give me some advice
yea, i know...
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Reply #31 posted 02/13/05 12:06am

purplebabe

omfg boxed
YOU MAKE ME WEEP I WANNA DIE
JUST WHEN YOU SAID WE TRY
LOVIN', TOUCHIN', SQUEEZIN' EACH OTHER
WHEN I'M ALONE ALL BY MYSELF
YOU'RE OUT WITH SOME ONE ELSE
LOVIN', TOUCHIN' SQUEEZIN' EACH OTHER
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART
EVERY, EVERY DAY
YOU'RE TEARIN
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Reply #32 posted 02/13/05 12:36am

purplecam

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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

purplecam said:


I liked I Wish up until that Braid my Hair shit. Once he started with that, I hated the song. R. Kelly is so silly with his lyrics sometimes.
Not to be on R. Kelly's side (cuz I definately cannot stand his stank ass) but the reference to braiding hair is directed at his sister whom he has/had a strained relationship with. She used to braid his hair for him.

REALLY??!! I had no idea. Thanks for the info. I can listen to the song with a new set of ears but I still think he's nasty.
I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that
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Reply #33 posted 02/13/05 12:40am

Hotlegs

purplecam said:

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Not to be on R. Kelly's side (cuz I definately cannot stand his stank ass) but the reference to braiding hair is directed at his sister whom he has/had a strained relationship with. She used to braid his hair for him.

REALLY??!! I had no idea. Thanks for the info. I can listen to the song with a new set of ears but I still think he's nasty.


nod Yeah, his is still one perverted fucker. I read some of the lyrics to song he wrote in the beginning this thread and they need to hang this fuck by his nut sack. mad
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Reply #34 posted 02/13/05 12:43am

purplecam

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TheBoyfromtheBand said:

i wrote some lyrics myself that i might send to the pied piper to his 'ignition remix'
i call it prison

Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts

Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film

Hook
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo

Chorus
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one

Bounce...

It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing

Hook

Chorus

Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney

Hook

Chorus

We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out

Jacko, give me some advice

falloff falloff Damn that was funny!
I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that
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Reply #35 posted 02/13/05 4:43am

IstenSzek

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TheBoyfromtheBand said:

i wrote some lyrics myself that i might send to the pied piper to his 'ignition remix'
i call it prison

Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts

Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film

Hook
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo

Chorus
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one

Bounce...

It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing

Hook

Chorus

Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney

Hook

Chorus

We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out

Jacko, give me some advice



falloff

this is incredible lol
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #36 posted 02/15/05 4:57pm

TheOrgerFormer
lyKnownAs

purplecam said:

TheBoyfromtheBand said:

i wrote some lyrics myself that i might send to the pied piper to his 'ignition remix'
i call it prison

Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts

Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film

Hook
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo

Chorus
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one

Bounce...

It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing

Hook

Chorus

Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney

Hook

Chorus

We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out

Jacko, give me some advice

falloff falloff Damn that was funny!
falloff
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Reply #37 posted 02/15/05 4:59pm

skywalker

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R Kelly tries waaay to hard to be sexy or dirty. With Prince it always seems natural.
"New Power slide...."
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Reply #38 posted 02/15/05 7:56pm

Starmist7

I don't know about this kitchen song too much but I like 'You remind me of my Jeep' no no no! hmph!
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