Just wondering if anyone has the lyrics for telemarketer blues. I want my hubby to "hear" the song. Thanx!!!

LisaM1975 said:

What the hell is "Telemarketer Blues" ? Is it a new song per4med in the Musicology tour or what ???

lyrix im unsure of in bold

some people call me crazy, some people call me all day long
some people call me crazy, some people call me all day long
i just wish those telemarketers would leave me the the brake alone
i used 2 use bad language, now i just use caller ID
if the number looks suspicious, i pretend that it aint me
telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics, they can all jump in the sea
some people claim 2 know me, ask me 4 autographs
i don't worship they assure me
i never chose this path
i'm just tryin 2 be
lil ol' guitar playin me
telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics, they can all just
they can all just
they can all just
they can all just move their blacksss (black asses?)
telemarkters 2 the left of u
bill collecters 2 the right
your biggest fan in the front sayin
i'm gonna leave my husband 2nite , yeah
telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics
u know what
i love u 2
but not the band
i love u 2
but not the band

There are slight variations on the lyrics circulating because there is no official recording circulating e.g.

"I'm just tryin 2 be
Lil ol' guitar-playin man"

might be sung as:

"I'm just tryin 2 make a living as a
Lil ol' guitar-playin man"

and

"They can all just move their blanks on to another land"

has been sung as:

"They can all just move their aaaaass!"



Some people call me crazy, some people call me all day long
Some people call me crazy, some people call me all day long
I just wish them telemarketers would leave me the blank alone

I used 2 use bad language, now I just use Caller ID
If the number looks suspicious, I just pretend that it ain't me
Telemarketers, bill collectors and fanatics, they can all jump in the sea

Some people claim 2 know me, ask me 4 autographs
"I don't worship", they assure me
I never chose this path
I'm just tryin 2 be
Lil ol' guitar-playin man
Telemarketers, bill collectors and fanatics, they can all just
They can all just
They can all just move their blanks on to another land

Telemarkters 2 the left of u
Bill collecters 2 the right
The biggest fan in the front sayin'
I'm gonna leave my husband 2nite, yeah
Telemarketers, bill collecters and fanatics
U know what?
I love u 2 - but not the band.

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[This message was edited Wed Jun 30 14:10:13 2004 by langebleu]