If you can relate to all of the above and have even more.

You have worn a Prince T-Shirt to bed for the last 20 years (and they were all different T-Shirts too!)

You quote him in almost every conversation and have examples of what Prince said, or might say, to fit any occasion or situation.

Your now elderly parents have quit wondering what is wrong with you long ago and now just happily tell you when they see Prince on TV or in a magazine to make sure you are aware of it.

Tell random people (bank tellers, people that work in your buiding but have never spoken to before, your doctor, your lawnmowing guy, mailman etc) that you were on the front row at a recent Prince concert.

Have filled up so many of those big plastic storage containers, like you would get at say...Target, with Prince stuff that you don't even have room for your "condensed" Prince collection anymore.

Decide many times to give it all up but then can't go a week without some Prince news, and it doesn't matter if it is new or old news.

-you type that annoying shit instead typing "I"
-if someone criticizes prince, you respond like they slapped your mother with brass knuckles
[This message was edited Sun Jun 27 17:04:34 2004 by Scrapluv]

1) Any word you hear in daily conversation will make a Prince song pop into your head. Ex: "sex" "adore" "God"
2) When your computer breaks the person who fixes it says "OK, you can go back to spending all your time on that Org thing now"
3) Everything is Larry Graham's fault
4) You steal the Prince Promo displays from the music store
5) You have been sent to earth by a higher being to make everyone around you a Prince fan. (or at last that's what you think)
6) Claritan commercials remind you of the song "holy river"
7) Your computer crashed because of a certain "important file" using all the memory.
8) You decided to move to Minneapolis ... oh wait, now it's Toronto? Brideal Street? Cool, I'm packing my suitcases now.
9) Sometimes your name is Chris Tracy, or Dorothy Parker, or Roger Nelson. It depends on who's asking.
10) All your electronics love Prince as much as you do. Your desktop is Prince, your cell phone is Prince.
11) You reserved the biggest TV in the house for 'Hong Kong Rocks' on MTV2 weeks in advance.
12) Prince was your first crush. (even if you are a straight male)

1. You and the spouse travel to various places to see the same tour
2. You listen to Prince's CD's only with no desire to hear any other music
3. You f*** to Prince's music because it is 4-play
4. You kick your mom out of the car because she complains about the music choice
5. You get majorly depressed at the thought of not seeing Prince until the next year's concert, so out of impulse you plan a trip to Colorado because you've never been there and... Oh Prince just happens to b there in August
6. You are just dreaming about the day when Prince releases the freak again

If you ever cried when others made fun of him.

Mynameisspmarc said:

#4, sooo sooo badly. i was on vacation in las vegas last week, and while i was walking down the street outside the harley davidson place i heard their outdoor speakers playing when doves cry and i freaked. alas, my cruel sister i was walking with dragged me onwards down the sidewalk. ...who cares if we were already late to meet our parents for lunch? this happens to me a lot, especially with Musicology being played in places more often. i think it's perfectly alright to dance around in public, don't you?
[This message was edited Sun Jun 27 23:07:55 2004 by evenstar3]

1. When u try 2 outbid everybody on everything Prince at eBay!
Go away...It's mine...all mine!

1b. And when somebody do outbid u, u seek revenge and then outbid them on all of their bids.

2. When u had a Prince scrapbook back in high school and after 20 years u still add 2 it 2day.

2b. When ur Prince scrapbook weighs about a ton now.

3. U take something Prince 2 ur work when u supposed 2 b doing ur REAL work.

3b. Talking 2 a Prince fan/friend all day at work about the recent Musicology concert.

4. Have everything Prince that u won on eBay then mailed 2 ur work, which will add 2 the Prince stuff u already took 2 work.

4b. Trying 2 hide all ur Prince stuff at work when the boss walks by.

5. U'd die n a fire trying 2 save all ur Prince stuff, especially ur 1 ton scrapbook.
[This message was edited Sun Jun 27 23:59:46 2004 by ThePurplePeopleEater]

But #1 is when u come 2 the Org (not that other place) every day and stay all day!